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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 05:26:47 No.31312868 View View Reply Original Report

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You walk into your bathroom and see pic related.

What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 05:30:43 No.31312904 Report

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Offer to scrub its back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 05:31:24 No.31312910 Report

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>>31312868
unzips dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 05:32:00 No.31312919 Report

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>>31312868
Shoo away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 05:33:23 No.31312937 Report

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>>31312868
>wow, Pokemon is real! Dreams do come tr-
>wake up
>cry a bit inside
>continue on with bleak life
>repeat the next day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 05:35:11 No.31312960 Report

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>>31312868
>take it out
>refill tub
>make it pay for the wasted water

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 05:42:54 No.31313033 Report

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>>31312868
be disappointed that it's not my nigga Latios, but still be happy that pokemon are real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 05:43:05 No.31313035 Report

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Ask it if it can change into a human so I can fuck the ever shit out of it then tell my friends I finally had sex then tell y'all that I fucked a pokemon

Sadly that would never happen and this is all just a dream.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 05:45:31 No.31313055 Report

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>>31313035
Sounds horrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 06:01:52 No.31313217 Report

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>>31312868
crash the plane

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 06:09:29 No.31313298 Report

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>>31313217
with no survivors

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 10:39:04 No.31315456 Report

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IRL, I'd probably just lock up and stand there frozen until she does something or leaves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 10:41:24 No.31315468 Report

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>>31312868
Take a bath with my buddy of course! Then we can go out there and have adventures forever and ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 12:51:07 No.31316172 Report

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>>31312868
Tell if it's an inflatable toy or not.
If it is, wonder why the fuck would somebody break into my house and instead of stealing something leave me an inflatable Latias.
If it is a real life Latias, approach slowly as a signal I have no ill will towards her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 12:57:33 No.31316209 Report

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>>31312868
>give her a bath
>then impregnate her in the tub

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 12:58:40 No.31316217 Report

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>>31313035
>>31313055
>tfw ever since I saw that movie, I can't stop being in love with Latias.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 13:22:48 No.31316358 Report

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>>31312868

Isn't the real Latias much bigger than that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 15:18:15 No.31317090 Report

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>>31312868
>why is my shower head on the opposite side now, did you do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 15:54:45 No.31317354 Report

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>>31312868
How did this bath get here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 15:56:52 No.31317365 Report

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>>31312868
Oh cool! A Porygon!
I've always wanted one of those.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 18:16:28 No.31318670 Report

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LATIAS GET YE GONE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 18:19:03 No.31318694 Report

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>>31312868
>implying I have a bathroom

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 18:19:25 No.31318699 Report

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What would succ from Latias feel like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 18:20:42 No.31318716 Report

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>>31318694
POO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 18:22:20 No.31318736 Report

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>puts on swim shorts
>plays with Pokémon irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 18:28:26 No.31318805 Report

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>>31312868
>*Unsheathes masterball*
>*Teleport behind her*
>*Catch her into a million yottabytes of data*
>*Tips season 1 Ash hat*
Passho! Gotta catch 'em all, kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 18:31:02 No.31318836 Report

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>>31318716
IN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 18:35:56 No.31318876 Report

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>>31317365
underrated post

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