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>linear as shit
>small pokemon selection
>extremely self-masturbatory with the features it pushes in your face every five seconds
>tedious petting minigames that take time out of real gameplay
>at least one unskippable cutscene per room
>arbitrary roadblocks everywhere
>plays everything completely safe; no risks to be found with the game design or story
>legendary music is sub-par
Why do I love this game so much? Everything about it tells me I should hate it, yet I can't put it down.
>small pokemon selection
>extremely self-masturbatory with the features it pushes in your face every five seconds
>tedious petting minigames that take time out of real gameplay
>at least one unskippable cutscene per room
>arbitrary roadblocks everywhere
>plays everything completely safe; no risks to be found with the game design or story
>legendary music is sub-par
Why do I love this game so much? Everything about it tells me I should hate it, yet I can't put it down.
