>>31336594nope, every thread i see that scott graces will burn in fire
Ash, Pikachu, Brock, and Max were heading east towards Lilycove City, when May ran towards them, wearing some new, tight lue jeans. Ash, Brock, and Max all exchanged odd glances with each other as May wrapped her arms around the back of her head, smiling widely as Pikachu blinked.
"Take a good look, boys!" May exclaimed as she turned around, revealing her big butt cheeks. "Because look how good my toots are when they're in these!"
May then closed her eyes as she grunted, a little stomach gurgle heard as the boys took a step back. A few seconds later, May farted loudly, the back of her new jeans puffing up as her butt appeared bigger, her deep pitched tuba like poot echoing as May let out a sigh of relief, giggling as she let out another deep pitched poot.
Ash and Brock both felt stiff as Max fainted, with Pikachu sighing as he shook his head in shame, a brown stain appearing on May's jeans as she farted again.
Ash, Pikachu, Brock, Max, and the flatulent May were all going towards the eastern direction to Lilycove, with May farting it out as she giggled, seeing how big her butt was getting. Max was getting annoyed as he was forced to tolerate his sister's loud, smelly gas back at home in Petalburg.
"May, can you calm down with the farting?" Max whined as he waved his arms about. "They're loud and wet!"
"Wet, just like Hoenn!" May stated as she let out a loud deep pitched poot, giggling as she slightly blushed, "And that cute little toot sounded just like a trumpet!"
"I can't tell if this is a subtle jab at Gen 3 or not..." Brock stated as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head.
Ash also had his arms around the back of his head, nodding in unison. "Yeah, it's kind of hard to tell with this fanfic."
"Pika pi." Piakchu agreed as he folded his stubby yellow arms.
