Landorus-T, but it can’t know any of the following moves: brick break, u-turn, brutal swing, toxic, bulk up, swords dance, bulldoze, swagger, calm mind, superpower, substitute, double team, strength, earth power, stone edge, earthquake, stealth rock, explosion, snore, extrasensory, smack down, façade, sludge wave, fissure, sludge bomb, fling, sleep talk, focus blast, secret power, frustration, sandstorm, giga impact, round, grass knot, role play, gravity, rock tomb, hammer arm, rock throw, hidden power (any), rock smash, hyper beam, rock slide, imprison, rock polish, iron tail, return, knock off, rest, mud shot, punishment, outrage, psychic, payback, protect. It also can't hold any of the following items: assault vest, choice band, choice scarf, choice specs, eviolite, flying gem, focus sash, leftovers, life orb, lum berry, mental herb, power herb, rocky helmet, sitrus berry, air balloon, eject button, dragon fang, electric seed, flame plate, ganlon berry, absorb bulb, kasib berry, lagging tail, icicle plate, any z-item, odd incense, mystic water, focus band, muscle band, miracle seed or mind plate. Every stat must have a number of EVs that is a prime number (no repeating numbers allowed). Make sure it has none of the following natures: adamant, naive, jolly, timid, brave, modest, quiet, bold, careful, rash, naughty, lonely, calm, impish, sassy, hasty. For the nickname, the first letter should be the second letter of the first suggestion's third move. The second letter should be the last letter of the final suggestion's item. The third letter and fourth letter are up to you, but the final letter must be any of the following: X, P, B, C, R, H, T, Q, F, D.
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if you don't do this champ you're getting impeached