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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 19:46:42 No.31352586 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31352607 >>31353084 >>31353116 >>31353293 >>31353320 >>31353479 >>31353633 >>31353691 >>31355942 >>31357558 >>31357871

>He somehow scored not once, but twice.
>Olivia never had a chance to
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 19:47:27 No.31352594 Report

Quoted By: >>31353500 >>31355920

I imagine mohn looking strapping before being stranded in jelly bean land

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 19:48:36 No.31352607 Report

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>>31352586
He's white

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 19:51:30 No.31352639 Report

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Not married =/= not scoring
I'm pretty sure that when Olivia goes to check how their Pokes are doing at Pelago she takes the chance to screw this aryan bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:29:35 No.31353084 Report

Quoted By: >>31353500

>>31352586
Beans made Mohn fat.

That or Lusamine likes burly dudes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:31:12 No.31353116 Report

Quoted By: >>31353355

>>31352586
>Why?
Media created by sad men for sad boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:44:57 No.31353293 Report

Quoted By: >>31353425

>>31352586
He was a scientist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:46:39 No.31353320 Report

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>>31352586
Tapu Lele

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:48:40 No.31353355 Report

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>>31353116

feel free to go back to tumblr at any time, fattie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:52:48 No.31353425 Report

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>>31353293
And? Since when did science get u laid?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:55:34 No.31353459 Report

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>>31353355
Must be sad to have developers assuming that you're a fat loser living on their mom's basement.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:56:39 No.31353473 Report

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>>31353459

>proving his point by responding with a shitpost

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:57:00 No.31353479 Report

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>>31352586
I wish there was Mohn porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:57:43 No.31353489 Report

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>>31353479
Lusamine pls
You can do better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:58:31 No.31353500 Report

Quoted By: >>31353517 >>31356131 >>31358045

>>31352594
>>31353084
I just assumed Lusamine was a chubby chaser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:58:32 No.31353501 Report

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>>31353479
Lusamine pls go back to being in a coma

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:59:36 No.31353511 Report

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>>31353479
He barely even gets fanart and constantly ignored in Lillie's family group picture
Poor guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 20:59:52 No.31353517 Report

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>>31353500
You chubs can look good if they are not too fat and take care of themselfs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 21:06:45 No.31353633 Report

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>>31352586
he has a big dick , that the reason why lusamine becomes mad after he disappeared

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 21:10:51 No.31353691 Report

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>>31352586
>lusamine is into everything that's beautiful
>married this fat fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 21:16:09 No.31353767 Report

Quoted By: >>31353895 >>31354043 >>31355780

>>31353473
>his
>samefagging this hard

As if I care about "his" point. I'm more worried about making my own. Unless you seriously think that it's realistic for a woman like Lusamine marry an ugly dude like Mohn.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 21:17:26 No.31353780 Report

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>>31353517
>You chubs can look good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 21:24:39 No.31353895 Report

Quoted By: >>31354092

>>31353767

Hot chick's marry ugly dudes IRL all the time. They just have to have something besides looks. Wealth, power, charm....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 21:28:14 No.31353949 Report

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>brilliant scientist
>good with his hands as evidenced by his development and upkeep of the pelago
>probably has a great sense of humor if he was fat before vanishing through the wormhole

Mohn is fuckin sexy desu

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 21:34:09 No.31354043 Report

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>>31353767

>being dense enough to continue replying

Regardless of your continued mental deficiency, hot chicks marry ugly men all the time. I realize you've never actually spoken to a functioning woman, but in reality women marry based off of social factors more often than looks due to a natural desire for security or companionship, ie factors of wealth, intelligence, humour, talent, etc. Unsurprisingly relationships built on appearance tend to fall apart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 21:37:55 No.31354092 Report

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>>31353895
The opposite also happens yet we never see that reflected on the games.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 21:51:11 No.31354302 Report

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>>31354043
This is is diaper art, isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 22:27:07 No.31354856 Report

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>>31353780
>implying that hala is ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 22:35:39 No.31354997 Report

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he was probably really hot before he did the pelago thing

he got fat and tan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 23:08:09 No.31355507 Report

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upboating the forced meme bread q:-)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 23:09:36 No.31355535 Report

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I imagine Mohn just looked like a more mature Gladion before he went to Pokepelago. Or maybe he just has a huge cock or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 23:26:33 No.31355780 Report

Quoted By: >>31355908

>>31353767

You know, Mohn could've been a hottie that got fat since all he can do is sit on an island and eat beans...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 23:34:49 No.31355908 Report

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>>31355780
That would be a fair explanation, I'll take that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 23:35:41 No.31355920 Report

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>>31352594
He still is. His outfit just isn't very flattering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 23:37:03 No.31355942 Report

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>>31352586
Because he has game, Olivia has AIDs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 23:39:17 No.31355974 Report

Quoted By: >>31356157 >>31356880 >>31358397

Hes prob fat and lusamine married him for that aether $$$$$$

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 23:40:46 No.31356000 Report

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>A)
He was sexy as hell before becoming an bean eating island bum

>B)
He is her brother and is therefore the only person Lusamine thought had good enough genes to produce offspring with.

>C)
Lusamine has a Bara fetish.

>D)
He reminds her of Guzzlord and her UB fetish

Take your pick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 23:49:50 No.31356131 Report

Quoted By: >>31358202

>>31353500
>>31353517
I was going to say woman being chubby chaser was dirty lie, but then i remembered the fat guy from the Dex fucks a cute redhead girl who's also a vet, how anon? why does he have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2017 23:51:33 No.31356157 Report

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>>31355974
I thought that Lusamine was the heiress and Mohn was just a researcher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 00:07:57 No.31356409 Report

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>>31353691
Means she found something beautiful in him, obviously.
Dude's a kind guy who helps you out for free and runs a place for your boxed Pokemon to have fun. Whatever else you can say about Lusamine, it can't be denied that she loved the right man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 00:44:29 No.31356880 Report

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>>31355974
lusamine was the rich one probably mohn was just working there

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 01:21:56 No.31357465 Report

Quoted By: >>31357571 >>31357582 >>31358155

Mohn, before pokepelago

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 01:27:56 No.31357558 Report

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>>31352586
he only had a sedentary lifestyle /after/ being stranded on the Pelago, given his bodyframe shape, this motherfucker was probably swole as fuck, he could probably still punch someone's head off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 01:28:33 No.31357571 Report

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>>31357465
This implies he and Lusamine met before ORAS, yet she doesn't show up.
Let's just say they had a divorce then got back together

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 01:28:43 No.31357572 Report

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He's clearly an escape fantasy character. Lived a normal life until one day deciding fuck it, I'm gonna do what I love and run a place for pokemon to chill and I get to eat beans all days.

Most people surely feel like this sometimes. He's just a character who has gone and done it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 01:29:34 No.31357582 Report

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>>31357465
I feel like this is the result if Kukui and Mohn merged imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 01:44:02 No.31357871 Report

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>>31352586
Twice? Gladion and Lily are twins. You fucking twat!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 01:52:16 No.31358045 Report

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>>31353500
I imagine mohn was skinny and lusamine was chubbyish but went anorexic to pull off the phermosa look

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 01:56:02 No.31358118 Report

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>You will never be a jolly fat guy with a cute thin wife

I just want to date Anzujaamu and totally smush her body beneath mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 01:58:31 No.31358155 Report

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>>31357465
I'd rather take Mohn than that secret base guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 02:01:53 No.31358202 Report

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>>31356131
I was once rejected by a girl because she said she likes guys with a bit of a belly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 02:15:12 No.31358397 Report

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>>31355974
Lusamine is the daughter of the founder of Aether Foundation

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