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>>31368651
>>31368654
Reminder that he cut off his dick and and the wound got infected. He think the gash that got bigger is actually his vagina that started to grow from listening to ASMR Vagina Growing videos.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:39:00 No.31368716 Report

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>>31368703
Wrong. He actually got a taint piercing and it got infected and he thought the festering wound was a growing vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:39:18 No.31368719 Report

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>>31368645
>her

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:39:35 No.31368723 Report

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>>31368703
That's an entire cringe thread in and of itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:40:32 No.31368728 Report

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>>31368716
Oh right, it was a piercing. So he didn't cut off his dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:41:38 No.31368750 Report

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>>31368728
Nope. He still has it as far as I know.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:41:54 No.31368752 Report

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>>31368703
>gash that got bigger is actually his vagina that started to grow from listening to ASMR Vagina Growing videos.

Someone help him

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:42:22 No.31368758 Report

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>>31368703
>>31368716

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:44:00 No.31368773 Report

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>>31368703
>>31368716

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:45:17 No.31368792 Report

Quoted By: >>31368830 >>31368847 >>31369507

Who is more likely to die first?
Chris or Barb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:48:12 No.31368830 Report

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>>31368792
Chris still hasn't died from the infection, so I think he got medical care for it. Barb's up on death row.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:49:50 No.31368847 Report

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>>31368792
Who's Barb?

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:53:09 No.31368878 Report

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>>31368847
Barbara, Chris' mother.
Also known as Snorlax except Snorlax doesn't deserve to be compared to such filth.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:14:31 No.31369097 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:18:53 No.31369147 Report

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>>31368878
pic please

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:20:48 No.31369175 Report

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>>31368669
Yes, he's never had sex so at least I know I won't suffer long term consequences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:23:58 No.31369209 Report

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>>31369175
Would you lick his taint though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:24:59 No.31369223 Report

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>>31369209
No.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:26:03 No.31369236 Report

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>>31369223
Not even for an extra game?

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:30:09 No.31369282 Report

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:32:02 No.31369301 Report

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>>31369147
not for ants version.

reminder that the cat pictured either ran away or died in the fire.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:43:32 No.31369462 Report

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>>31369175
>he's never had sex
Last I checked, he screwed a prostitute.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:47:06 No.31369507 Report

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>>31368792
Barb is losing her mental sanity and her body is fucked

Also newfags watch this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:54:16 No.31369583 Report

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Reminder that a 13 y/o tricked him into breaking his medallion and shoving the pieces up his ass

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:56:45 No.31369604 Report

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:59:23 No.31369635 Report

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>>31368645
>>31369604
>http://www.pokewiki.de/Moor_von_Nevaio
>http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Moor_of_Icirrus
Apparently it's Basculin and Stunfisk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:03:26 No.31369691 Report

Quoted By: >>31369727 >>31370186

Togedemaru (sonichu)
Shiny togedemaru (rosechu)
Shiny pyukumuku (pickle)
Bronzor (medallion)
Ducklett
Primarina (didn't he recently say it was his favorite pokemon on twitter? Also ties in nicely to the tomgirl saga)

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:06:00 No.31369726 Report

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>>31368703

I stopped paying attention around the time Bob died. What in the fucking hell.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:06:04 No.31369727 Report

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>>31369691
10/10

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:08:17 No.31369746 Report

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>>31369583

Reminder that this same 13 y/o basically cybered the fuck out of him while pretending to be a woman. That kid was a weirdo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:13:33 No.31369812 Report

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>>31369746
Bluespike went too far. I honestly think he was the tipping point in Chris's life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:24:51 No.31369981 Report

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>>31369507

Is that Clyde Cash narrating this? Sounds like him

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:26:47 No.31370012 Report

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>>31369301
I feel bad for that cat__

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:29:41 No.31370050 Report

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>>31369301
>Atkins Essentials

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:40:09 No.31370186 Report

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>>31369691
>Ducklett
Explain

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:41:37 No.31370213 Report

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>>31370186
His euphemism for penis is duck which is bent as hell

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:44:01 No.31370249 Report

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>>31369462
he did. and he even gave her flowers.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:44:15 No.31370255 Report

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>>31370213
Winrar right here. Thought it'd be funnier with no explanation.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:54:00 No.31370387 Report

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>>31368645
>her
having a rotting hole in your taint doesn't count as a vagina
I really hope this retard dies of septic shock
>>31368752
he fucking can't be helped

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