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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:38:48 No.31372608 View View Reply Original Report

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>Its brain can outperform a super-computer. Its intelligence quotient is said to be 5,000.

What's stopping Alakazam from taking over the Pokemon world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:39:48 No.31372619 Report

Quoted By: >>31372625 >>31373525

>tfw to smart for world domination

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:40:12 No.31372623 Report

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He's neither nihilistic or has a wicked sense of humor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:40:31 No.31372625 Report

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>>31372619
Came here to post this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:40:41 No.31372632 Report

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Ten year olds grossly overestimating its mental faculties.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:41:20 No.31372640 Report

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>not even smarter than Metagross or Mewtwo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:42:48 No.31372656 Report

Quoted By: >>31372685 >>31372698 >>31373561

>>31372608
>Alolan Rattata used Sucker Punch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:44:06 No.31372673 Report

Quoted By: >>31372698

>>31372608
sucker punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:44:48 No.31372685 Report

Quoted By: >>31372723

>>31372656
>But it failed!
>Alazkam used Substitute!
gg retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:45:31 No.31372698 Report

Quoted By: >>31372723

>>31372656
>>31372673
>forgetting Alakazam runs focus sash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:45:35 No.31372700 Report

Quoted By: >>31374314

>Alakazam's brain continually grows, making its head far too heavy to support with its neck. This Pokémon holds its head up using its psychokinetic power instead.

its head is too big to rule the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:45:46 No.31372703 Report

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>>31372608
Four moves slot, and World Domination isn't one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:47:13 No.31372714 Report

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>What's stopping Alakazam from taking over the Pokemon world?

It can't speak human

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:48:07 No.31372723 Report

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>>31372685
>>31372698
>Rattata used Fury Swipes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:48:26 No.31372724 Report

Quoted By: >>31374290

>>31372608
>What's stopping Alakazam from taking over the Pokémon world?

It's unable to open a bottle of water by itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:50:34 No.31372744 Report

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>>31372608
It can be imprisoned permanently and enslaved by throwing an anal bead at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:50:44 No.31372745 Report

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>>31372608
Bisharp or anything with Sucker Punch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:51:41 No.31372754 Report

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>>31372608
They likely don't want to due to the fact that they have a mutually beneficial relationship with humans via evolution method.
Wild metagross seemingly use their intelligence to be predators and are acknowledged to be in some cases giant metal death machines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:52:21 No.31372761 Report

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>>31372608
Smart enough to know taking over the world isn't everyone's best interest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 02:55:49 No.31372795 Report

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>>31372608
It's smart enough to know it's just going to get it's shit slapped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 03:57:55 No.31373447 Report

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>>31372608
It wants to stay inside and play video games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 04:02:16 No.31373483 Report

Quoted By: >>31374324

>Does not want to
>Can be captured in a fucking ball, has a defeatist attitude
>The only thing it really wants in life in food, water, shelter, and spoons

Pick any combination of the above

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 04:06:43 No.31373525 Report

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>>31372619
>tfw too intelligent for my own ability

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 04:08:04 No.31373561 Report

Quoted By: >>31374110

>>31372656
Enough of this. This meme is meant for 4x weaknesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 04:11:25 No.31373602 Report

Quoted By: >>31376155

>>31372754
whart do they eat?
do they need to eat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 04:55:22 No.31373977 Report

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>>31372608
F84.0 - Autism Spectrum Disorder

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 05:04:45 No.31374073 Report

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>>31372608
Poke Balls turn them stupid
Conversely they believe that working with humans is for the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 05:08:02 No.31374110 Report

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>>31373561
252 Atk Rattata-Alola Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Alakazam: 252-296 (100.3 - 117.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

You were saying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 05:25:02 No.31374290 Report

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>>31372724
Alakazam isn't a woman though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 05:27:09 No.31374314 Report

Quoted By: >>31376375

>>31372700
So if an Alakazam die, would it's head immediately fall to the floor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 05:28:07 No.31374324 Report

Quoted By: >>31374699

>>31373483
>file name
Care to explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 05:43:41 No.31374476 Report

Quoted By: >>31374650

>>31374110
>not using 252 HP / 252+ Def Alakazam

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 06:02:46 No.31374650 Report

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>>31374476
252 Atk Life Orb Hustle Rattata-Alola Sucker Punch vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Alakazam: 330-390 (105 - 124.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 06:08:01 No.31374699 Report

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>>31374324
it's pretty self explanatory, is this your first day on the internet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 06:10:35 No.31374741 Report

Quoted By: >>31376030

>>31374650
>252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Rattata Sucker Punch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Colbur Berry Alakazam: 190-225 (60.5 - 71.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

Better luck next time, kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 08:55:16 No.31376012 Report

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SMORT SMORT SMORT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 08:57:00 No.31376019 Report

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>>31372608
Shadow Sneak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 08:59:36 No.31376030 Report

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>>31374741
>implying I couldn't just Super Fang you first

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 09:23:05 No.31376150 Report

Quoted By: >>31376410

First Impression

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 09:24:51 No.31376155 Report

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>>31373602
I read somewhere that they teleport food directly into their stomaches and remove waste the same way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 09:25:48 No.31376158 Report

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>tfw too intelligent for world domination

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 10:18:45 No.31376375 Report

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>>31374314
This should be its fainting animation.

> Alakazam fainted!
> *THUNK*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 10:27:20 No.31376410 Report

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>>31376150
Underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 10:41:33 No.31376475 Report

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>>31372608
I'd assume it has some kind of biological limitation that prevents it from overtaking humans. It's probably really good at performing calculations and solving complex problems, but it probably has a difficult time implementing its ideas creating things on its own. You can't be very handy if you do pretty much everything with your mind.

That being said, I'm surprised there don't seem to be very many Alakazam or Metagross scientists/mathematicians in the Pokemon universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 13:24:05 No.31377581 Report

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>>31376030
holy shit this guy is like that one guy who would always show up at card tourneys and yell out counters to shit and laugh and everyone would just ignore them. Like yeah man games have counter plays glad you understand the rules on a basic level like the rest of us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 13:33:47 No.31377631 Report

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>>31372608
Why he would do that???

"Intelligence = Taking over the world"

that says alot about you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 13:35:44 No.31377640 Report

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>>31372608
Why he would do that???

"Intelligence = Taking over the world"

that says alot about you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 13:38:36 No.31377655 Report

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>>31372608
>What's stopping Alakazam from taking over the Pokemon world?
Crippling autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 16:29:19 No.31378922 Report

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It still can't learn a 5th move

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 16:33:24 No.31378960 Report

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>>31374699
Not him but It really isn't.

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