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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:36:19 No.31387034 View View Reply Original Report

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Introducing the starters for POKÉMON: WAIFU!

Choose wisely!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:37:18 No.31387048 Report

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popplio

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:38:11 No.31387056 Report

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Popplio, Seal wife is best wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:39:10 No.31387072 Report

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I pick Fennekin because Serperior is not a waifu and Primarina is one of the few bad Pokemon designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:40:06 No.31387086 Report

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The only one with a good final form is Snivy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:40:44 No.31387095 Report

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>>31387034
Snivy, pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:40:51 No.31387097 Report

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>>31387072
Everything in this post is wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:43:38 No.31387139 Report

Quoted By: >>31387181

Ugh why is the fox so shit battle wise compared to the other 2?

>contrary
>bulky water/fairy
>frail and magician

Fuck you game freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:45:06 No.31387159 Report

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>>31387034
Serperior and his big banana cock aren't even feminine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:46:53 No.31387181 Report

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>>31387139
>The other two are the best of their trio (unless you consider VGC for Incineroar)
>phox is the worst
Why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:53:41 No.31387278 Report

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>>31387034
Knowing Nintendo, Gardeivor would probably be not in the game.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:55:20 No.31387295 Report

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Who else /snekwaifu/ here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:55:48 No.31387303 Report

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best male waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:56:16 No.31387312 Report

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>>31387295
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:57:35 No.31387328 Report

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>>31387278
How would a regional Pokedex entirely based on waifumons be? We already got the 9 first ones.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:57:54 No.31387333 Report

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>>31387034
popplio, but:
>snivy
>not chikorita

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:58:45 No.31387343 Report

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>Snivy instead of Chikorita

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:58:54 No.31387345 Report

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snek win every time

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:59:48 No.31387364 Report

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>>31387333
No need to be upset, Barney.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:01:17 No.31387388 Report

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>>31387295
Of course.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:03:46 No.31387417 Report

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>>31387364
im not barney fag, but i still dont get why people find the snek as a waifu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:06:06 No.31387451 Report

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>>31387417
Fanart mostly. The same reason many mons are considered femenine too, like Weavile or others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:07:50 No.31387477 Report

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>>31387451
Also Ash's Snivy was female, and using attract was her entire gimmick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:10:45 No.31387512 Report

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>>31387034
>Snivy
>Waifu
Its not even that feminine. Its a fucking snake anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:11:58 No.31387528 Report

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>>31387417
>not wanting to be coiled up in your sleep by her leafy green body
>not wanting to wake up to sexy snek kisses in the morning
>not wanting to have a jealous tsundere pokewaifu always trying to get your attention

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:12:46 No.31387540 Report

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I mean. I guess Snivy? Tsundere armless waifu for the win.

>>31387072
Are you insinuating that Delphox is objectively better than Primarina, design wise?

Lets just agree to disagree.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:14:54 No.31387563 Report

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>>31387034
Does snek waifu finally get a mega evolution?

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:17:32 No.31387603 Report

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>>31387528
>none of this will ever happen to you
Just end my life now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:17:44 No.31387605 Report

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>>31387034
To be honest snivy is gender neutral. You only think it's feminine because ash had one that just so happened to be a girl. And now you got a feminine expression from it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 04:19:06 No.31387635 Report

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chikorita was the OG femmemon starter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:02:34 No.31388242 Report

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>>31387328
Gotcha anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:04:37 No.31388273 Report

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>>31388242
>Arourus and Xerneas
>Waifumon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:05:20 No.31388281 Report

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>>31387034
Fennekin of course!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:08:13 No.31388324 Report

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>>31388242
>Jolteon, Flareon, and Umbreon cant be waifus
Shit taste anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:09:22 No.31388334 Report

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>>31388324
But they can't

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:13:48 No.31388391 Report

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>>31388324
Any mon can be waifu if you want her to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:15:07 No.31388400 Report

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>>31388242
>some eevees missing
I'm a little upset

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:18:06 No.31388422 Report

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>>31387295
Wus Poppin my nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:18:13 No.31388424 Report

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>>31388242
My Team

>Serperior
>Sylveon
>Salazzle
>Medicham
>Milotic
>Weavile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:22:27 No.31388467 Report

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>>31388242
>reshiram

I'm mad that I get that reference.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:24:53 No.31388502 Report

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>>31387034
Popplio

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:25:13 No.31388507 Report

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>>31388242
>weavile
>milotic
>leavanny
>magearna
>red oricorio
>meowstic
make way boys best team coming through

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:35:56 No.31388657 Report

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>>31387034
Hey! What about Torchic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:37:54 No.31388686 Report

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>>31388242
You're forgetting the pseudo legendary waifumon. Wait, who would that be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:39:05 No.31388712 Report

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>>31388686
goodra?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:40:14 No.31388727 Report

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>>31388686
Gardevoir obviously.

Goodra is not allowed. Slugfuckers aren't welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:41:45 No.31388767 Report

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>>31388712
>>31388727
I've seen people waifu a Garchomp before so there could be that.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:42:58 No.31388797 Report

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>>31388727
But gardevoir is not a psuedo. You can include garchomp if it can't be goodra for whatever reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:46:11 No.31388856 Report

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>>31387528
I mean you can do one or two of those things by getting a large snake breed
or maybe even the third if you have another pet and the snake is self aware
just note it might coil around your neck and try to choke you probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:46:17 No.31388857 Report

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>>31388242
My current team in the game is Primarina, Salazzle, Pheromosa, Celesteela, Tapu Lele and Garchomp, so I would just swap the last one for Tsareena.
Sucks that this team will be worthless once bank updates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:49:14 No.31388899 Report

Quoted By: >>31389639

>>31388727
PSEUDO
you fucking retard, of course gardefags are illiterate AND obnoxious my god
anyways i vote garchomp, it actually has thicc as fuck thighs and a thick tail too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:52:30 No.31388947 Report

Quoted By: >>31389183 >>31389299

>>31388242
>Furret
>Plusle and Minum
>Nihilego
>Alola Meowth/Persian
>Aurorus

>Not Garchomp/Other eevee Evolutions/Mightyena/Emolga/Togedemaru/FUCKING TOGEKISS/Heliolisk/the 100% f.emale/Normal Meowth and Persian/Banette

Meh, 6/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:54:25 No.31388986 Report

Quoted By: >>31388991 >>31389639

I don't see the whole snake line or the first and final fox as feminine at all, the rest I could see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:54:47 No.31388991 Report

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>>31388986
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 05:59:54 No.31389056 Report

Quoted By: >>31389108 >>31389639

Why does everyone consider Serperior a waifumon
It's like a Chinese Emperor
This is bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:01:30 No.31389075 Report

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>>31387563
Please no
Don't ruin the snake

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:03:29 No.31389108 Report

Quoted By: >>31391867

>>31389056
It's cute, would fug. Doesn't help that a lot of jap artists portray it as female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:03:31 No.31389109 Report

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>>31388242
>some split evos missing
nani?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:08:52 No.31389183 Report

Quoted By: >>31389639

>>31388947
Wait, would Blaziken even count as a waifumon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:18:45 No.31389299 Report

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>>31388947
>Garchomp
>Mightyena
>Togedemaru
>waifumons
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:22:42 No.31389347 Report

Quoted By: >>31389373

>>31389299
I want to shove a togedemaru up my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:24:48 No.31389373 Report

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>>31389347
I'm sure some people want voltorb anal beads but nobody would call it a waifumon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:28:31 No.31389407 Report

Quoted By: >>31389425

>>31389299
Well, can you think of any of the pseudo legendary Pokemon that can be considered a waifumon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:30:15 No.31389425 Report

Quoted By: >>31389542

>>31389407
Goodra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:44:34 No.31389542 Report

Quoted By: >>31389567 >>31389639

>>31389425
Yeah let's just stick to Garchomp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:46:34 No.31389567 Report

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>>31389542
Goodra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 06:54:01 No.31389639 Report

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>>31387072
>>31387159
>>31387417
>>31387512
>>31388334
>>31388727
>>31388899
>>31388986
>>31389056
>>31389183
>>31389299
>>31389373
>>31389542

(You) don't get to have a waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 07:18:04 No.31389848 Report

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>>31388242
Not going to lie, I wouldn't say no to putting my penis up mismagius' skirt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 07:18:53 No.31389854 Report

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Serprior for fat snake cocks and intense cuddling.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 07:44:05 No.31390067 Report

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>There are people IN THIS THREAD that think serperior isn't the best starter waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 07:49:02 No.31390119 Report

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>>31388242
>no clefable line
>no lanturn line
>no banette line
Shit roster

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 07:52:07 No.31390143 Report

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>>31388242
You do know the only way you can do a dex without people getting mad would be including literally all pokemon right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 07:53:48 No.31390157 Report

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>>31387034
and its corresponding counterpart, POKÉMON: HUSBANDO! What will be its starters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 07:54:56 No.31390167 Report

Quoted By: >>31390226

>>31390157
litten, chespin and squirtle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 07:55:10 No.31390169 Report

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>>31390157
Blaziken, Greninja, Decidueye

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 08:00:22 No.31390226 Report

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>>31390167
This but swap Squirtle for Froakie so there can be one bara, one strongfat, and one slender guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 08:07:08 No.31390287 Report

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>>31390157

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 08:14:13 No.31390344 Report

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>there are people that exist who don't want to marry delphox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 08:29:11 No.31390420 Report

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>>31390169
>not wanting to have a hot athletic waifu to hard fug and train
>not wanting to have a sexy, wet ninja waifu to love and praise
>not wanting to have a adorably fluffy shy waifu to cuddle with at night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 08:40:43 No.31390497 Report

Quoted By: >>31390559

>>31387417
women and snakes in general share a lot of traits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 08:49:08 No.31390559 Report

Quoted By: >>31390594

>>31390497
>>>/r/MensRights/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 08:55:40 No.31390594 Report

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>>31390559
but i was talking about how they induce my urge to keep them warm and boop their noses i swear!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 09:48:29 No.31390926 Report

Quoted By: >>31394991

>This thread

Nice of the princess to make a condensed thread containing all waifu fags, eh, Luigi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 09:54:18 No.31390960 Report

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>>31390169
superior taste, brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 10:03:00 No.31391016 Report

Quoted By: >>31391024

>>31388242
What makes things particularly weird is how the tallest of pokemon are usually drawn to scale with the kids in the show. A delphox is only 4'11" for example.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 10:04:21 No.31391024 Report

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>>31391016
>delphox
>xxxxxxx16
>Row 1 column 6.
Huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 11:28:47 No.31391459 Report

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>>31387034
>snivy
>not the more feminine chikorita

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 11:30:50 No.31391467 Report

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>>31387034
Snivy isn't a waifumon at any point.
Fennekin loses it at the final evo.
The only choice is Popplio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:53:24 No.31391867 Report

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>>31389108
And most official media too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 13:02:54 No.31391910 Report

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>>31387034

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 13:14:23 No.31391952 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 13:17:01 No.31391965 Report

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Give me Braixen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 15:13:11 No.31392752 Report

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>>31388727
Goodra is the logical answer though, and Slugfucker is long gone, so it isn't an issue at this point. Besides Dragonite, the rest of the pseudos look way too masculine.

There is much more people who husbandoes Garchomp than people who waifues it. Same goes for Blaziken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:42:11 No.31393567 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 18:44:51 No.31394935 Report

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>>31390157
Which would the Husbando dex be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 18:47:05 No.31394969 Report

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>>31391952
>Venusaur
T H I C C

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 18:49:10 No.31394991 Report

Quoted By: >>31396848

>>31390926
Where's the blue burn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 20:59:49 No.31396848 Report

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>>31394991
Huh?

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