/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #31391628

[65 / 4 / ?]

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:09:03 No.31391628 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31391667 >>31391682 >>31391688 >>31391711 >>31391948 >>31392072 >>31392141 >>31392483 >>31392621 >>31393217 >>31393662 >>31394079

Who the fuck wrote the Pokedex this gen? This is beyond intern level.

Every entry is just
>This Pokemon fucking murders shit and devours their chunks

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1477792836439.png, 683KiB, 3565x2762

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:17:21 No.31391667 Report

Quoted By: >>31391674 >>31391678 >>31393204 >>31393658

>>31391628
>Who the fuck wrote the Pokedex this gen?
Maybe the fucking rotom who posseses it? It's a fucking ghost pokémon if you forgot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:19:00 No.31391674 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391667
This is a blue board anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:19:49 No.31391678 Report

Quoted By: >>31391874

>>31391667
Awful headcanon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:20:41 No.31391682 Report

Quoted By: >>31391960 >>31393841

>>31391628
Who wrote the dex entries period? They were always garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:21:47 No.31391688 Report

Quoted By: >>31391696 >>31391706 >>31391963 >>31392155

>>31391628
>As it inhales, it expands...and expands...and expands. Wigglytuff compete to see which one can inflate itself the most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:22:40 No.31391695 Report

Quoted By: >>31391755 >>31393303

>raichu's pokedex entry still talks about elephants

i'm mad. i'm fucking mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:23:13 No.31391696 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391688
I wanna see this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:24:41 No.31391706 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391688
So deviantart wrote it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:25:59 No.31391711 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391628
>He didn't read the one about the turtle that literally SHITS BOMBS.
I mean, they can't all be winners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:36:58 No.31391755 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391695
Seriously, what was Gamefreak thinking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:38:51 No.31391763 Report

Quoted By:

The ORAS writer. Not kidding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 12:54:53 No.31391874 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391678
But it is Rotom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 13:12:43 No.31391948 Report

Quoted By: >>31393163

>>31391628
>pokedex entries are written by the player upon catching a pokemon
>sm pokedex is so dark because MC is a sociopath, which explains why they always smile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 13:16:04 No.31391960 Report

Quoted By: >>31392110

>>31391682
Maybe some of them were written by the protagonists who were explicitly tasked with going out and writing dex entries.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Dobson meets Family Guy.gif, 2MiB, 428x321

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 13:16:16 No.31391963 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391688
nice digits btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 13:37:12 No.31392072 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391628
Or maybe science march on and pokemon biology is more accurate, rather than full with urban legend bullshit like prior gen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 13:43:55 No.31392110 Report

Quoted By: >>31393170

>>31391960
>Charizard's flames can reach up to 10,000,0000,000 degrees C
Sure sounds like something a 10 year old would write, but how the fuck do they know what an elephant is? Come to think of it a vast number of Pokemon seem to be identified as [name of real animal] Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 13:48:59 No.31392141 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391628
Oh shit, it's almost like animals eat each other out in the wild!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 13:51:20 No.31392155 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391688
ha ha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 14:43:57 No.31392483 Report

Quoted By: >>31392556

>>31391628

The Pokédex automatically make data records information on a Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 14:53:50 No.31392556 Report

Quoted By: >>31392570

>>31392483
so mew cannot learn crabhammer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 14:55:03 No.31392570 Report

Quoted By: >>31392661

>>31392556
Can Mew learn Me First?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 15:01:22 No.31392621 Report

Quoted By: >>31392736

>>31391628
My guess is that GF is planning on more world-building, hence the more explicit predator-prey relationship between Pokemon.
This is in contrast to the earlier gen, where most of the entries is something like
>It can punch a thousand times in a second
>It is as hot as the sun
>It can cut a boat in half

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 15:05:32 No.31392661 Report

Quoted By: >>31392674

>>31392570
Is "Me First" "Crabhammer"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 15:06:31 No.31392674 Report

Quoted By:

>>31392661
It can be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 15:11:39 No.31392736 Report

Quoted By: >>31392774

>>31392621
Well, it is pretty important to finding Mareanie which I thought was neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 15:15:36 No.31392774 Report

Quoted By:

>>31392736
This. The dex should have more indications like that, at least it would be useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:02:45 No.31393163 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391948
>that long, vacant stare after Battle Buffet
I believe it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:03:31 No.31393170 Report

Quoted By:

>>31392110
Early installment weirdness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:07:45 No.31393204 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391667
You can collect entries before rotom enters the dex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:08:51 No.31393217 Report

Quoted By: >>31393248

>>31391628
>Pokedex treats pokémon like actual animals
HOW DARE HE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:11:56 No.31393248 Report

Quoted By: >>31393566 >>31393615 >>31393670

>>31393217
but pokemon aren't animals

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 232Donphan.png, 428KiB, 890x890

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:17:06 No.31393303 Report

Quoted By: >>31393386 >>31393647 >>31393865

>>31391695
>Look it up
>It's true
What the hell? They couldn't even be bothered to change it to, I don't know, the elephant pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:24:13 No.31393386 Report

Quoted By:

>>31393303
Well, to be fair, it can't do shit to the Elephant Pokemon. They left it as it probably to give the impression that there are still more types of Elephant Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:42:04 No.31393566 Report

Quoted By: >>31393744

>>31393248
Yes they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:47:59 No.31393615 Report

Quoted By: >>31393744

>>31393248
Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:51:12 No.31393647 Report

Quoted By: >>31394293

>>31393303
This all to set us up for the India region. Which will somehow not have any elephants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:52:14 No.31393658 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391667

A professor asks you to go collect data on Pokemon that already have data preloaded into the system and a lot of which is just hearsay that have existed about said Pokemon for ages.

This has been going on since Gen 1 and its still retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:52:59 No.31393662 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391628
>>This Pokemon fucking murders shit and devours their chunks

You mean like pokemon entries since red/green?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:53:40 No.31393670 Report

Quoted By: >>31393744

>>31393248
Owls are not birds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 16:56:14 No.31393692 Report

Quoted By:

You only notice it because a few hundred pokemon have been written new entries, something GF hasnt done since gen 3.

But keep forgetting how Ekans is descriibed as a pokemon who eats pidgey eggs or farfatch d's only noteable characteristic is being stewed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:01:38 No.31393744 Report

Quoted By: >>31393792

>>31393566
no they aren't, animals exist too as shown through dialogue and dex entries in the games.

For example, why would hau use the expresion "chicken-skin" and not torchic skin or something like that?

>>31393615
not an argument, fuckface.

>>31393670
of couse they aren't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:04:50 No.31393792 Report

Quoted By: >>31393850 >>31394256

>>31393744
>Animals are multicellular, eukaryotic organisms of the kingdom Animalia (also called Metazoa).
They're multicellular, animate creatures, they're fucking animals. With the exceptions of the ghosts I suppose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:09:42 No.31393841 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391682
Nobody writes them. The dex writes itself upon catching a Pokémon.
>Oh, right! I have a request for you two. On the desk there is my invention, the Pokédex! It automatically records data on Pokémon you've seen or caught.
>automatically
>AUTOMATICALLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:10:42 No.31393850 Report

Quoted By: >>31393997

>>31393792
>With the exceptions of the ghosts I suppose
here's when the problem surfaces. There's too many exceptions and no clear definition of what makes something a pokemon. Not just ghosts, but several poison types (like grimmer and garbodor), electric types (magnemite and voltorb), rock types (onix, rogenrola) and graass types in general. You cant tell me dhelmise is an animal, or that geodude is, or that victrebell is. But they are all pokemon. They seem more like part of their own kingdom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:12:30 No.31393865 Report

Quoted By:

>>31393303
We need more elephant pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:31:54 No.31393997 Report

Quoted By: >>31394024

>>31393850
Ok, so because there's surreal and supernatural apparitions, that means Ekans isn't a snake and Pidgey isn't a bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:35:05 No.31394024 Report

Quoted By: >>31394063 >>31394082

>>31393997
They're the snake pokemon and the bird pokemon. Not a snake and a bird. Birds can't summon hurricanes, snakes cant summon giant explosive seeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:36:40 No.31394038 Report

Quoted By:

oh no, super powered animals are savage!

That's not huggable!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:39:08 No.31394063 Report

Quoted By: >>31394105

>>31394024
So because it can do magic it's not an animal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:40:23 No.31394079 Report

Quoted By:

>>31391628
Normalfags love that kinda shit because it makes them all wish for a "serious and dark pokemon that portrays how dangerous these creatures really are." with mature elements for mature gamers such as themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:40:50 No.31394082 Report

Quoted By: >>31394105

>>31394024
>birds can't summon hurricanes
Must be a nice place where you live in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:43:42 No.31394105 Report

Quoted By: >>31394125 >>31394255

>>31394063
well, yeah. Animals can't do magic. They're also supposed to be biologically indistinguishable from metalic birds and wyverns in pidgey's case, and literal fucking dragons in ekans'.

>>31394082
not on purpose I assume

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:45:07 No.31394125 Report

Quoted By: >>31394204

>>31394105
>Real world biology
>children's video game

Nice. Never seen it used that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:48:11 No.31394176 Report

Quoted By: >>31394207

Has anyone pointed out how painful mega evolution is yet?

Like are they hating mega evolution and want us to think it's bad subconsciously?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:49:33 No.31394204 Report

Quoted By: >>31394226

>>31394125
not real world biology, I meant it in the case of the egg groups. In order to breed they must have the same reproductive organs and such.

And if we don't apply any effort then we can just leave it at they aren't animals because they're implied to be so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:49:48 No.31394207 Report

Quoted By: >>31394222 >>31394235

>>31394176
Doesn't Garchomps hands melt and Glalies jaw break?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:51:15 No.31394222 Report

Quoted By:

>>31394207

That seems to be the case. Make us think it's bad so they have a reason to phase it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:51:34 No.31394226 Report

Quoted By: >>31394243

>>31394204
>not real world biology
>but they must have the same parts because of real world biology

Nice work, made me reply again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:52:41 No.31394235 Report

Quoted By:

>>31394207
Yep. And apparently metagross became a machine that only focuses on how to win, salamance's wings can slice people's head clean, and kangaskhan is worried that her children is growing up to be a turbo jock. I wish we got a national dex or some sort so I can know what the other megas feel like, such as mawile and altaria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:53:35 No.31394243 Report

Quoted By:

>>31394226
then apply point two. Its obvious there are other animals in the pokemon universe and pokemon are not implied to be animals either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:54:25 No.31394255 Report

Quoted By:

>>31394105
People can't do magic either, yet they don't really cease being people just because they can do magic in a piece of fiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:54:26 No.31394256 Report

Quoted By:

>>31393792

Your problem is already in there. There's nothing stating they're eukaryotic, or that they're in the kingdom of Animalia. They're creatures, but not animals. Just like a plant isn't an animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 17:57:09 No.31394293 Report

Quoted By:

>>31393647
>We get an actual indian elephant pokemon in the next gen, regardless of the setting
>it's Normal/Steel type with Lightning Rod, explained by its pokedex as it adapting to some of its natural predators

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches