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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 00:58:06 No.31400377 View View Reply Original Report

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If rayquaza was real how would people react to it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 00:59:03 No.31400389 Report

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fug!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 00:59:12 No.31400392 Report

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>>31400377
Can I fug him?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 00:59:29 No.31400395 Report

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>>31400377
They'd try to grab it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 01:17:50 No.31400651 Report

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PRAISE FUG

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 01:39:54 No.31400890 Report

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>>31400377
AHHHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT'S A DRAGON CALL THR MILITARY!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 01:41:33 No.31400912 Report

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In terror, much like just about any pokemon that isn't cute and harmless

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 01:42:11 No.31400915 Report

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>>31400377
I'd imagine there'd be mass panicking followed by people worshipping Rayquaza as a god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 01:42:12 No.31400916 Report

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>>31400377
They would worship it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 01:44:36 No.31400936 Report

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put it up my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 01:48:22 No.31400974 Report

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>>31400377
Worship it as God.
Respect it because it keeps itself in air with the sheer force of anger.
Collect Poke Balls to Summon Fug and have him grant a wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 01:49:22 No.31400983 Report

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>>31400377
Smogon becomes the international authority on Pokémon. A convention is held in Geneva formally banning Rayquaza under international law.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 02:06:56 No.31401219 Report

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>>31400377
Aztecs worshipped fug so probably the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 02:07:49 No.31401236 Report

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>>31400377
We'd try to kill it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 02:44:00 No.31401621 Report

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>>31401236
Movie when

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 02:44:56 No.31401637 Report

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We wouldn't because we'd all be dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 02:45:54 No.31401650 Report

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>>31400377
Probably something like
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:28:08 No.31402178 Report

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:^)

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:32:41 No.31402248 Report

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The military would gun it down within a minute or two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:35:22 No.31402277 Report

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>>31400890

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:38:31 No.31402315 Report

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>Oh hey look it's Rayquaza.

If Rayquaza was real people would be used to it. And it doesn't go on random rampages naturally, so people won't be afraid of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:40:50 No.31402346 Report

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Rayquaza is definitely not real.
Haha what a dumb thread op. Everyone knows that pokemon and ESPECIALLY RAYQUAZA DO NOT EXIST.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:41:13 No.31402349 Report

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>>31402315
We'd have seen it protect the Russian sky

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:41:50 No.31402357 Report

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>>31402315
>it doesn't go on random rampages naturally
You're acting as if fearmongering isn't a regular part of our public discourse. We'd probably end up deciding our survival is more important than its freedom over the objections of animal rights groups and biologists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:19:51 No.31402712 Report

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I'd piss my pants desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:29:50 No.31402803 Report

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We would probably be cool with it until we stupidly try to attack it for research or some shit, it'll then get pissed and probably start draco meteoring the fuck outta us. Hopefully assuming that after its rampage and a few billion lives lost it'll be cool with humans and only attack if provoked like actual animals, but if it follows pokemon god logic, it'll attack us until nothing is left, thus either starting humanity over or just wiping out our species.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:42:24 No.31402923 Report

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I would try to fuck it.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:47:54 No.31402984 Report

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Wasn't fug a legend that only came down once in an ancient myth to stop the Groudon and Kyogre from fighting? People would probably doubt its existance until it becomes known. Then it would just be that cool dragon in the ozone layer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:51:43 No.31403042 Report

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Dont see why we wouldnt treat it like a whale if it didnt go around fucking shit up. If it ate some poor niggas then we'd steer clear of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:54:35 No.31403077 Report

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>>31403042
If the sky dragon came down and ate some nigger, I'm sure everyone would feel he deserved it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:57:02 No.31403101 Report

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>>31402248
If we're talking Mega Rayquaza, the military wouldn't have a chance. The meteor feat from ORAS alone puts it out of the range of things that humans are presently capable of destroying. If it could survive a head-on collision with the KT extinction event without a scratch, a nuke isn't going to come close to phasing it.
>>31402803
I doubt we could even manage to piss it off, honestly. Things that piss off Fug:
>Groudon and Kyogre being cunts
>Deoxys because it's a cunt
>Zinnia because she's the reason Groudon and Kyogre were being cunts in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 05:03:59 No.31403180 Report

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>>31403101
>If it could survive a head-on collision with the KT extinction event without a scratch, a nuke isn't going to come close to phasing it.
Does this mean Brendan is also durable enough to withstand nukes? Dude was sitting right there on Ray's head.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 05:05:15 No.31403188 Report

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Is the term Mega Fug a thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 05:06:11 No.31403197 Report

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>>31403180
Brendan was probably being protected by Mega Rayquaza's Delta Stream, so his durability is untested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 05:08:29 No.31403217 Report

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I'd try to eat it, to be honest.
I bet a burger made out of Rayquaza would be pretty tasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 05:11:10 No.31403247 Report

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>>31400389
/thread

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 05:15:12 No.31403282 Report

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>>31400377
USA immediately tries to kill it.
Fug destroys America, followed by China and the other major contributors to the destruction of the ozone layer.
Afterwards, it probably fucks off and stays in space, eating meteors and chilling. Pokemon fans from all around the world come together and build a real Sky Pillar to appease his Fugness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 11:01:12 No.31405669 Report

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>>31403101
If you pay attention to fug's behavior you'll see anything that attacks it pisses it off regardless of power. Xzard and M-gross were made short work of in the special and in one of the movie's its shown being attacked by team rocket so I'd assume the gov't or just scientists in general would do the same. It may be stupid strong but it still behaves like any other animal.

Klinklang Guy

Klinklang Guy Mon 16 Jan 2017 12:39:12 No.31406019 Report

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>>31403188
Yup.
>>31403282
That's a happy ending.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 13:13:06 No.31406135 Report

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>>31403101
Even ignoring that he scales off Primal Groudon and Kyogre who have teraton-petaton durability and Deoxys, who tanked the meteor bust at the epicenter. If we include stuff from other canons he has a small star feat and a handful of triple digit mach feats.

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