>>31416255I'll take a spin.
To her, the teasing is the most important part. Before anything else, she'll convince you that you'll really, really want and enjoy this. She won't relent until she has you well and truly ensnared. After that, the games truly begin. She'll keep you waiting, on tenterhooks, as she readies herself. You can't do anything about it; you want her now, but she's still getting ready, and you can't do anything to help her speed up. Finally, after what feels like 3000, she'll be ready, and the fucking will commence. It's not nearly as good as you were expecting, but it's sex. It works. It's very systematic and unchanging, though.
Sometimes, she'll throw an odd change in. Depending on how much you filled her up, she'll gift you with Poke Miles or Battle Points every so often. Every twelve months, she'll demand five dollars before you continue fucking.
(Brigette is very serious about her five dollars, too; if you don't pay up on time, she won't let you orgasm. If you take too long, she'll leave you and take your Pokemon with her, too.) For the most part, though, it's the same thing over and over again.
Then one day, she'll simply tell you that she'll be back and vanish. You're okay for a bit, but as you wait longer and longer, you grow ever more desperate for her return. You don't care that she'd been boring while she was there. You don't care that she'd said to be patient. You don't even care that she would demand that you cough up five bucks every year like she was your whore instead of your wife. You want her back, and you want her back now.
A small part of you wonders, every now and then, if this is just part of the teasing that she had once engaged in with you, or if she's trying to teach you a lesson for taking her for granted.
Pokebank in a nutshell. Fuck you, Nintendo. 
