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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 09:37:58 No.31419471 View View Reply Original Report

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Have you ever had weird pokemon dreams or sexual fantasies?
When i was a kid i dreamed about having sex with two gallades, fortunately i didn't become a fucking homosexual furry degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 09:40:35 No.31419479 Report

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>>31419471
I try and force my self to dream of fucking my pokewaifu but it never works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 09:42:56 No.31419490 Report

Quoted By: >>31421949

Does Misty count? Cause I had a wet dream of that one misty cosplay girl we all know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 09:46:06 No.31419502 Report

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>>31419471
Not really sexual but I once had a dream where Ash(still 10) and Nurse Joy(like at least 20 yrs old) fell in love and Misty was devastated.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 09:47:56 No.31419515 Report

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>>31419471
Oh look, another thread to insult pokephiles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 09:49:54 No.31419526 Report

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>>31419515
I mean, you do a pretty good job of making a mockery of yourselves already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 09:50:36 No.31419532 Report

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>>31419515
I'm 90% sure the OPs pic is a crop which makes it seem like a joke.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 10:14:29 No.31419671 Report

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I found the misty cosplay I was talking about...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 10:18:41 No.31419691 Report

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>>31419515
>Insult Pokephiles
Don't act like you're an oppressed sexual minority anon, it's your own fault for fapping to non-existing animal-like monsters. There's s a whole internet of porn to your disposal, surely you'd find something you like that has actual humans in it, heck they can even be 2d.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 10:36:10 No.31419809 Report

Quoted By: >>31421329

yeah
fuck those furry degenerates
is there a full version of op's pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 10:40:54 No.31419848 Report

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>>31419691
what if i'm so far gone that I really can't lewd humans? And find porn nasty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 12:15:46 No.31420276 Report

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>>31419515
It's just a loud minority, 60% of /vp/ are pokephiles, and among the remaining 40% half don't care

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 13:53:31 No.31420782 Report

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>>31419471
I can't find it personally weird if it integrates with a fetish of mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 13:59:24 No.31420822 Report

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>>31419471
Not sexual but my most recent Pokemon related dream was being on a beach fishing up Magikarp and throwing them back into the ocean, and I fished up this Gyarados girl and she and I just kinda laughed about it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 15:18:16 No.31421329 Report

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>>31419848

Then you've ascended beyond the ken of normal men.

>>31419809

There obviously is but I can't find it. It's probably a male solo picture judging from the art style, but that doesn't help on FA.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 16:07:38 No.31421706 Report

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>>31419471
Sounds like you are a represed homosexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 16:35:33 No.31421949 Report

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>>31419490
The fat one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 16:36:37 No.31421963 Report

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>>31421949
I should've read the rest of the thread first. I'm disappointed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 16:52:45 No.31422090 Report

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>>31421706
>Every straight person is a repressed gay furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 17:06:33 No.31422221 Report

Quoted By: >>31422380

>>31419471
I was a weird kid and wanted to become a lugia a long time ago, same thing with the dragon haku from spirited away, but never anything lewd.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 17:11:31 No.31422265 Report

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Nothing sexual but yesterday I had a dream the pose in pic related became a global hype and suddenly everybody would do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 17:24:20 No.31422380 Report

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>>31422221

And now just imagine if you had unrestricted internet access during that time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 18:17:53 No.31422896 Report

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I remember having a dream about going to see a movie with a delcatty girlfriend, I have no idea what we were watching but I remember looking at the delcatty many times and thinking I was lucky to have her. There was nothing else peculiar about the dream.

I dont even waifu delcatty, and there was nothing remotely lewd about it. It was a weird experience to say the least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 18:21:44 No.31422923 Report

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>>31419471
I had a dream that I was on a train with a Lucario and it was my girlfriend. We went into the bathrooms and were about to fuck but I FUCKING WOKE UP RIGHT AS I TOOK MY FUCKING CLOTHES OFF!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 18:26:16 No.31422955 Report

Quoted By: >>31423039

>>31419471

>"i dreamed about having sex with two gallades"

Ravaging Gallade's prostate is like my #2 Pokémon sex fantasy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 18:36:28 No.31423039 Report

Quoted By: >>31423391 >>31427322

>>31422955
What's number one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 18:40:01 No.31423086 Report

Quoted By: >>31423352

>been strictly attracted to girls my entire life
>go through a really bad breakup with my girlfriend and get depressed
>suddenly one night have a vivid dream of being on a home date with a guy zangoose, we were eating hamburgers and watching movies
>don't remember everything but i fell asleep embraced in his arms
>wake up and question my sexuality for about 2 years
>i still don't even

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 18:49:08 No.31423214 Report

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Only remember two dreams:

Two years ago my F Heliolisk and F Aegilash raped me before Victory Road
3 weeks ago wild F Salazzle and my Silvally (Female in my dream) in sexual threesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 19:00:48 No.31423352 Report

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>>31423086
At least you've had somethin to work with. I've been down the rabbit hole pretty much from the start. First crush at all was Maid Marian from Robin Hood when I was like 6 or maybe 7.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 19:05:11 No.31423391 Report

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>>31423039
we

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 19:08:44 No.31423416 Report

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>>31419471
>or sexual fantasies?
have you seen the phox thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 19:11:27 No.31423447 Report

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>>31423416

Phox is low tier furry bait.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 19:12:30 No.31423465 Report

Quoted By: >>31423471 >>31423510

>>31423447
she is high tier waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 19:12:56 No.31423471 Report

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>>31423465

That picture isn't doing a great job to convince me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 19:14:36 No.31423489 Report

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>>31423447
crashing this thread with no survivors

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 19:16:15 No.31423510 Report

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>>31423465
Superior fox inbound

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 19:17:23 No.31423527 Report

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>>31423447
You're thinking of braixen, not delphox

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 20:20:19 No.31424294 Report

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>>31423416
I assume OP meant more than simply liking a pokemon. That's almost the bare minimum not to be a complete normalfag in this site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 20:26:31 No.31424382 Report

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>>31419479
I once dreamed about fucking Cynthia and Iris.

I don't even like Iris as a waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 22:27:39 No.31425941 Report

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>>31423510
>zoroark
>waifu
i only get it from the movie, otherwise its not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 22:31:01 No.31425978 Report

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>>31422090
I don't think every straight person dream about fucking two gallades as a child anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 00:00:20 No.31427253 Report

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>>31423391
underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 00:06:11 No.31427322 Report

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>>31423039

Having sex with a 9 month pregnant Gardevoir and drinking her milk then having her ride me cowgirl style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 00:10:08 No.31427383 Report

Quoted By: >>31432715

I had a dream where Game Freak retconned all trade evolutions by having an in-game item evolve them all instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 00:23:34 No.31427574 Report

Quoted By: >>31429276 >>31431601 >>31432754

I dont even like reshiram, but pic is strangely attractive. I sure jerked, but I wonder how full picture looks like

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 01:50:28 No.31428809 Report

Quoted By: >>31429559

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 02:27:46 No.31429276 Report

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>>31427574

LUBBY CHUDDER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 02:48:29 No.31429559 Report

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>>31428809
Don't bump the thread unless you planning on giving the sauce of OP's pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 05:35:15 No.31431601 Report

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>>31427574
so you have a thing for headphones? weirdo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 07:32:09 No.31432670 Report

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I had a wet dream about May

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 07:33:39 No.31432681 Report

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I had a wet dream about May once

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 07:37:46 No.31432715 Report

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>>31427383
didn't mystery dungeon do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 07:39:25 No.31432725 Report

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>>31419471
>kid
>gallade existing
MODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 07:43:04 No.31432741 Report

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>>31419471
I have plenty sexual fantasies about plenty of Pokemon. No dreams tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 07:43:37 No.31432745 Report

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>Have a dream about Dawn wearing a white crop top and a pink miniskirt
>Having good dream times
>She then transformed into Princess Celestia
>why boner
This was about a year ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 07:45:04 No.31432754 Report

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>>31427574
I don't think there is a full picture unfortunately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 08:36:25 No.31433132 Report

Quoted By: >>31433149 >>31433953

Yeah, you skipped the boat on being a furfag and went straight on to become a full blown regular fag. Good job OP.

Also
>was a kid
>during gen 4

Have fun at school tomorrow. Keep on repressing those urges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 08:38:14 No.31433149 Report

Quoted By: >>31433201

>>31433132
there are people who were like 8 when gen 4 came out that can post now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 08:43:32 No.31433201 Report

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>>31433149

Would you happen to fall into that category? 18 is a big deal to kids I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 10:31:12 No.31433953 Report

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>>31433132
Just because you're not a furfag or gay doesn't mean you're a normalfag anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 10:36:53 No.31433988 Report

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>>31433201
Not him, I am well over 18 but it is still important to me, so I can fuck them.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 10:48:00 No.31434054 Report

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I have a long running series of dreams where I met my loving boyfriend at a Pokemon rehabilitation center. I saw him in the hall while getting my starter and just asked him out for lunch.

We get to lunch and he pulls me aside. "I need to show you something before this goes further."

The illusion drops. He's a psychic type pokemon pretending to be human. The center hires them to help screen candidates to assure the pokemon go to safe homes.

"So, what do you think?"

"OMG! Your ears are so ADORABLE!"

He blinks, laughs, then puts the illusion back on. We then start our meal.

We have been together three years in-dream. These dreams have been happening for over a real life year now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 15:54:44 No.31435815 Report

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>>31419471
>When i was a kid i dreamed about having sex with two gallades, fortunately i didn't become a fucking homosexual furry degenerate.
So just a regular homosexual furry degenerate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 15:59:39 No.31435855 Report

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>>31419471
>homosexual furry degenerate likes lugia
Checks out. Silver kids were always the sociopathic sperg types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 16:14:31 No.31435968 Report

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>>31423391
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