>I was only eighteen years old
>I loved RIZAADON so much, I owned all the games and merchandise
>I pray to RIZAADON every night, thanking him for the Sweeps and Will-O-Wisp stalling
>"RIZAADON is love", I say, "RIZAADON is life"
>My dad hears me and tells me I have shit taste
>He is obviously jealous RIZAADON won the league
>I called him an Ashfag who faps to frogs
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a Fiery warmth moving Dragon-Dancing towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's RIZAADON
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "DORAGON KUROU"
>He grabs me with his Tough Claws and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for RIZAADON
>He penetrates my asshole with 33% Boosted damage
>It hurts so much but I do it for RIZAADON
>I can feel by butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against this force
>I want to please RIZAADON
>He roars BURASUTO BAAN as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>RIZAADON looks him straight in the eye and says. "It was Super Effective!"
>RIZAADON flies through my window.
RIZAADON is love, RIZAADON is life
