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Autistic things that you do in pokemon.

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:12:37 No.31485408 View View Reply Original Report

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I refuse to use legendaries, z-moves or megas competitively.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:15:06 No.31485427 Report

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I am an adult who plays Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:15:39 No.31485432 Report

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>>31485427
>playing pokemon in current year

Neck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:20:03 No.31485455 Report

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>>31485408
I only catch male pokemon unless the pokemon is very feminine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:21:23 No.31485465 Report

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>>31485408
I only catch female pokemon unless the pokemon is very masculine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:24:55 No.31485488 Report

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I only catch Genderless Pokemon so I don't feel bad about sticking my dick in one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:26:09 No.31485497 Report

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>>31485408

Can't use legendaries or ultra beasts on my teams and refuse to fight friends who do.

I have balltism

I write down imaginary Pokémon teams for my friends based on their tastes and interests on text documents and save them every so often.

I then proceed to imagine a little battle we might have in my head and wish I somehow could make a short anime clip of it

I'm 29yo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:26:35 No.31485502 Report

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>>31485408
I only catch magikarps unless the pokemon is very basculin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:27:31 No.31485508 Report

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>>31485408
I only catch transgender pokemon unless the pokemon is very feminine/masculine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:28:58 No.31485521 Report

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>>31485508
I only catch cis-gendered pokemon unless azurill decides to change gender when it evolves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:33:32 No.31485541 Report

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>>31485497
>I'm 29yo
We know anon, we know....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:35:29 No.31485550 Report

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>>31485488
Buddy I want to fuck Celesteela

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:38:59 No.31485581 Report

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>>31485408
I refuse to play competitive because of the reasons that you listed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:41:06 No.31485592 Report

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>>31485497
P cool desu, if you learned to animate that'd make your weird autism a cool skill/hobby you could make YouTube bux off of on the side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:41:52 No.31485601 Report

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>>31485408

How's battle tree treating you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 16:04:59 No.31485754 Report

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>>31485550
I want to frick frack the meteor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 16:32:50 No.31485996 Report

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>>31485408
I can understand legendaries and megas, but Z moves are the least imbalanced of the three. Most of the time, they're only good for stat boosting(Splash, Celebrate, Conversion etc.) and making unreliable attacks (Dig, Fly, Hyper Beam etc.) worthwhile. You have no idea how satisfying it is for a Nasty Plot Infernape to run Z-Blast Burn without recharging. Z-moves really aren't THAT bad. If anything, they're fun as fuck and are actually viable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:06:03 No.31486309 Report

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>>31485601
A pretty fuckin' hard challenge. I constantly wonder if the AI create teams to deal with your team efficiently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:08:51 No.31486340 Report

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>>31485408
>>31485455

I do these as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:10:06 No.31486351 Report

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>>31485427
Why do you play a kids game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:11:43 No.31486367 Report

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I have vivid, autistic fantasies about the Mystery Dungeon universe in my sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:14:06 No.31486399 Report

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>>31485996
>infernape
>not charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:16:30 No.31486427 Report

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I don't switch team members. If I want something that only appears late game, I'll just have an empty party slot most of the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:16:45 No.31486432 Report

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>calls themselves competitive
>cries about diversity
>not using the absolute best available to them
hmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:23:42 No.31486493 Report

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>>31486432
If I only used the best mons available, then the diversity would be gone. It's incredibly unbalanced.
Also, Garchomp is an ugly, overdesigned Piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:31:54 No.31486584 Report

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>>31485408

I refuse to use legendary pokes because it makes the games too easy, plus they can't be used in competition so learning to use them is a waste of time.

30 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:46:42 No.31486744 Report

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>>31486399
>Charizard without it's megastones
>Ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:50:21 No.31486780 Report

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>>31485408
Me too OP, I don't even use mythicals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:50:30 No.31486782 Report

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>>31485408
I always catch 3 male and 3 female pokemon so I can ship them together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:50:37 No.31486783 Report

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I refuse to let the level spread among my team further than 3 levels. Everybody needs to get that exp evenly.

I also hate doubling up on types, but I'll make exceptions for my favorite types of Ghost and Bug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:52:22 No.31486796 Report

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I imagine that when I meet the first Hex Maniac in any game, she joins me so it completes my MC x Hex Maniac fan fiction

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:52:56 No.31486803 Report

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I can soft reset legendaries and evet 'mons for hours just to have decent IVs and nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:55:51 No.31486833 Report

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>>31486783
This, but make it Bug, Ghost, and Flying.

Such good taste, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:57:53 No.31486857 Report

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>>31485408
If the enemy has Attract, I let as many of my applicable Pokemon get hit by it and use how many times they get infatuated to determine if they're straight or gay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 17:58:25 No.31486861 Report

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>>31486833
I'm sorry, Flying is one of my least-favorite types. Maybe it's because my third-favorite is Fighting.

But I salute you as a Bug/Ghost bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 18:01:45 No.31486897 Report

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I only nickname (non-legendary) Pokemon if they're part of my story team, got to L100, or got a ribbon for 50 wins in whatever battle facility is around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 18:02:28 No.31486906 Report

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>>31486833
I have two Ghost types and two Bug types. Huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 18:02:50 No.31486909 Report

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I run a Pokemon-related facebook group for people in my area.
It's got 160 members.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 18:09:47 No.31486959 Report

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>>31486861
It's fine. I'm a birdfag, so Flying Types on my team just kind of happens. Also, so many of my favorite Bugs are also part Flying, so there's often overlap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 18:26:22 No.31487115 Report

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>>31485408
I always make sure I carry 25 of each Pokeball, and 15 of every recovery item.

And I never use an item that's obtainable and usable only once in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 18:50:19 No.31487382 Report

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>>31486861

But Shedinja is immune to water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 19:04:01 No.31487543 Report

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>>31485455
Mein negger

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