>>31501701>CosmogWhere to fucking start. I can't just write a paragraph on how much I hate this fucker, it's gotta be a goddamned essay. For starters, it's got one of the laziest designs of any legendary Pokemon. Yeah, believe it or not, this thing evolves into the box legend depending on your version. What I hate is that it has phenomenal cosmic power in the storyline, causing a bridge to explode and warping Lillie out of the Aether Foundation Mega Man style, and what do we get for its movepool? Splash. Fucking Splash and Teleport. And you have to keep it like this for 43 goddamn levels.
It's evolution doesn't fare better. It's also a simplistic, lazy, and boring design, and what's your reward for evolving it? Cosmic Power; Another non-attacking move, for a thing that should at least have some battle prowess. This thing stands just under Solgaleo and Lunala in terms of power scaling, and those two can rip the fabric of space apart and open wormholes to other worlds; so why can't this lazy little star or its dopey space-fart offspring?
And finally, the one in the story is one of, if not THE most insufferable character in Gen 7's story. Nebby is maybe not as bad as one of your many useless friends in X and Y, but has the intelligence of a toddler that's been bonked on the head several times with a wiffle ball bat, is always finding some way out of that tacky duffle bag, and goes as far as to nearly get themself killed, only to go "surprise, I'm not fucking dead" when they finally become the box legendary. Nebby, or Cosmog, or whatever the fucking pew you want to call it, is a piece of irredeemable trash.
P.S.: I love this little space fart and this whole essay is facetious 
