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We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokemon

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:01:26 No.31512478 View View Reply Original Report

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and we succeeded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:03:16 No.31512492 Report

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nigger gets outsped by literally everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:03:47 No.31512497 Report

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>>31512492
Choice Scarf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:05:01 No.31512505 Report

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>>31512497
anything else that is also using choice scarf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:05:03 No.31512506 Report

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>>31512497
>82 base speed scarfed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:05:28 No.31512514 Report

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>>31512497
>>31512478
Are you serious? Of course fissure is not an egg move and of course we can't use a kanto born machamp online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:08:29 No.31512541 Report

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>>31512506
Not how it works retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:10:19 No.31512557 Report

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>>31512506
Scarf Machamp outspeeds everything up to base 107. So if you're slower than that you're dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:12:12 No.31512577 Report

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>>31512557
So Machamp has just eliminate all pokemon slower than 107 speed by existing
He has also eliminated all pokemon that end up standing in front of it for more than 1 turn with nothing in between

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:14:11 No.31512592 Report

Quoted By: >>31512636 >>31512647 >>31513444 >>31516148

What are flying types
inb4 smack down
enjoy being locked to 50 bp move
also skarmory

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:14:51 No.31512594 Report

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>>31512577
Also there's a retarded amount of Pokemon in OU either over base 107 speed or scarfed with over 55 speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:18:16 No.31512625 Report

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>>31512577
All Pokemon that aren't Flying, has Levitate or Surdy, or is holding a Scarf or Focus Stash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:19:01 No.31512636 Report

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>>31512592
Thanks for telling us all what we're now forced to used despite everyone knowing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:19:25 No.31512638 Report

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>>31512478
Do you guys think that it'll work well with Mat Block Greninja?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:20:01 No.31512644 Report

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what is tapu koko

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:20:21 No.31512647 Report

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>>31512592
>what is stone edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:21:26 No.31512654 Report

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>What is-
Lemme stop you right there
Any counter to Machamp is now something everyone is forced to use to keep above water

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:21:42 No.31512658 Report

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>>31512478

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:22:13 No.31512662 Report

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>>31512654
tapu koko is already everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:22:24 No.31512663 Report

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>>31512654
It doesn't change all that much since they're typically OU anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:25:56 No.31512691 Report

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>>31512478
>Pidgey used Gust!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:26:05 No.31512695 Report

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We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokemon
and we succeeded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:26:41 No.31512700 Report

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MFW All of my karenmons lost all hope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:27:04 No.31512701 Report

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M E G A M E T A G R O S S

U S E D

Z E N H E A D B U T T

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:28:29 No.31512715 Report

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If you packed no Ground immunity, you were asking to eat shit anyway. It's banned in OU to begin with, but it would still be a meh mon there. Scarf isn't even that fast now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:29:39 No.31512724 Report

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>>31512654
Do you know what counters Machamp? Keko and Lel, Genies, ZardxNInja and Megagross. All of which the main OU mons everyone uses.
You aren't "forced" any more than you previously were.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:31:08 No.31512731 Report

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>>31512724
And what if I dont like any of those pokemon? Why do I have to be forced to fend off Machamp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:31:44 No.31512738 Report

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>>31512731
>And what if I don't like any of those pokemon?
Then you probably aren't playing Smogon OU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:33:10 No.31512746 Report

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>Scarf is still fucking slow
>Everyone has a flying mon anyway
It would suck in OU
>b-but muh sash!
They call him Mischievous Malachite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:33:43 No.31512753 Report

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>>31512738
How the fuck am I playing smogon OU if Machamp has Fissure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:34:27 No.31512761 Report

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Leave no guard Machamp to us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:35:11 No.31512767 Report

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>>31512731
Then you're losing battles either way, Machamp isn't going to matter much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:35:25 No.31512770 Report

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>>31512731
>i dont like any of these pokemon
then you also dont like winning

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:35:45 No.31512775 Report

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>People trying to justify the fact that all pokemon slower than Machamp have been shut out of the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:36:19 No.31512779 Report

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>>31512731
You are probably used to losing most matches already so why complain now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:37:22 No.31512789 Report

Quoted By: >>31513048 >>31522150

What's that move that protects both Pokemon in a team?

I remember Greninja getting it but idk what it's called. Would it help out Machamp? I mean sure there's a flyer on every team but wouldn't the goal of NG Fissure Machamp be to have him take out as many enemies as possible before going down himself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:37:24 No.31512790 Report

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>>31512775
>all pokemon slower than Machamp
That's not a lot of pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:38:51 No.31512804 Report

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>>31512775
I play Smog formats baby, I don't give a FUCK.
And pretty much everything is faster than Machamp, or is on a TR team, where they become faster than Machamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:38:59 No.31512805 Report

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>>31512731
You were already a shitter so losing to Machamp isn't any different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:42:27 No.31512844 Report

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>>31512790
The vast majority of pokemon period are slower than machamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:48:38 No.31512908 Report

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>>31512844
>55 speed
The vast majority of pokemon including NFEs are faster than Machamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:53:50 No.31512970 Report

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>Gastro Acid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 18:56:18 No.31512996 Report

Quoted By: >>31513085

mold breaker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:01:04 No.31513048 Report

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>>31512789
Mat Block.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:04:32 No.31513084 Report

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>>31513048
thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:04:55 No.31513085 Report

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>>31512996
I don't think Mold Breaker will work in this case.

Jimmy Neutron !1ahbdFjl0w

Jimmy Neutron !1ahbdFjl0w Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:05:50 No.31513093 Report

Quoted By: >>31513110 >>31515475

Can't fucking wait to stomp with my Yellow Machamp. :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:07:24 No.31513110 Report

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>>31513093
Shiny Machamp is green you fucking retard, and you can't move Fissure onto existing Machamps

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:08:23 No.31513115 Report

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>>31512478
>no gaurd doesnt fix accuracy of OHKO moves
>machamp cucked again by GF
Ruthless

Jimmy Neutron !1ahbdFjl0w

Jimmy Neutron !1ahbdFjl0w Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:09:49 No.31513128 Report

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>>31513110
My Machamp is from Yellow you stupid fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:10:02 No.31513129 Report

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>>31513110
>machamp from pokemon yellow vc
Think first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:11:39 No.31513147 Report

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>>31513128
There are only 2 genders you fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:12:41 No.31513153 Report

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Has bank been released?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:13:54 No.31513164 Report

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>>31513153
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:17:47 No.31513198 Report

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>>31513153
No people are currently injecting and trading unavailable mons because the restriction has been lifted so it's coming soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:25:37 No.31513277 Report

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>>31513147
There's isn't any gender for Pokemon in R/B/G/Y though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:40:32 No.31513444 Report

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>>31512506
>>31512492
>>31512497
>>31512505
>>31512557
>>31512577
>>31512592
>not using low sweep

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:50:34 No.31513541 Report

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>>31513198
>>31513164
Thanks, and fuck that guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 19:54:40 No.31513582 Report

Quoted By: >>31513646

Arent OHKO moves acc locked at 30% no matter what? Why would No Guard work if Lock On doesn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 20:02:17 No.31513646 Report

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>>31513582
Their accuracy can't be modified (hone claws, sand attack, etc.), but if it skips the accuracy check all together (mind reader, lock-on, no guard), it still hits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 20:04:29 No.31513675 Report

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>>31513646
Lock-On --> Sheer Cold works??

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 20:06:52 No.31513701 Report

Quoted By: >>31513723

>this whole thread is arguing about OHKO moves which are banned

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 20:08:41 No.31513723 Report

Quoted By: >>31514532

>>31513701
OHKO moves are still allowed in the actual games though right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 20:11:32 No.31513754 Report

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>>31513110
hehuheuhehuhehehuhe
you killed me, son

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 20:11:53 No.31513759 Report

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>>31512577
not an actual argument. you're implying that whatever outspeeds it will automatically kill it and stop it from getting a Fissure out, which is completely retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 20:44:02 No.31514110 Report

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>>31513675
I think so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 20:55:49 No.31514237 Report

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>>31513759
Shut up. I made no argument about things Machamp can survive, I made a point about things that dont survive against Machamp

Where the fuck did you get in your head that I'm even TRYING to make an argument?
Are people that used to fighting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 21:18:09 No.31514532 Report

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>>31513723
Sure. Battle Tower should be fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 22:29:13 No.31515475 Report

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>>31513093
>>31513128
TWO GENDERS
W
O

G
E
N
D
E
R
S

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 22:30:06 No.31515488 Report

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someone give machamp the mewtwo movie armour

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 22:39:40 No.31515633 Report

Quoted By: >>31517421

>>31512700
>MFW All of my karenmons lost all hope
Machamp IS a karenmon wyd? This is a victory for karenfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 23:12:09 No.31516148 Report

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>>31512592
>what is no guard stone edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 23:24:43 No.31516396 Report

Quoted By: >>31517224

>>31512724
Only the Genies and Zard are counters, idiot. You can't switch in the others on a Fissure. They're checks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 00:14:27 No.31517224 Report

Quoted By: >>31517303

>>31516396
Everything with Sturdy is immune to Fissure. Most of those have a weakness to Machamp's STAB Fighting moves, though that still leaves
>Carbink, Crustle, Donphan, Forretress, Sawk, Shuckle, Skarmory
Focus Sash can negate one hit of Fissure.
Mimikyu might also be immune to Fissure, I'm not sure how that works.
Dragonite also seems like it could take it out most of the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 00:19:46 No.31517303 Report

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>>31517224
>Most of those have a weakness to Machamp's STAB Fighting moves
yeah but if he's Scarfed, either he's locked on to Fissure, or he's forced to use a Fighting move until he's recalled and sent out later

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 00:27:36 No.31517421 Report

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>>31515633
>Machamp
>karenmon
Pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 00:31:09 No.31517477 Report

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>>31514237
>Are people that used to fighting?
Yes, actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 00:31:10 No.31517478 Report

Quoted By: >>31517528

>>31517421
Champ has been my nigger long enough that I can guarantee that yes it is a Karenmon.
Nobody used him for years son. Especially GutsChamp.
Except me. And my shiny green gutsy bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 00:34:28 No.31517528 Report

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>>31517478
>shiny green
Pathetic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 00:36:03 No.31517551 Report

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>>31517421
Machamp IS a karenmon. He's falling RU this gen without the Fissure meme.

Conkeldurr outclassed him starting Gen 5. Heracross is also a contender for a team slot (and it has a mega). Buzzwole is the new toy for /fit/ memery. Newer fighting types are getting better stat spreads and abilities. Hariyama is seeing more use this gen.

No Guard Dynamic Punch has been more accessible to other pokemon. Confusion is nerfed, nerfing it's only niche.

Alakazam and Gengar got megas, Alakazam and Golem got +10 BST last gen, Golem got an Alola form.

Fairies are pushing fighting types' shit in.

Machamp isn't the worst shitmon, but he's not exactly a major player for a while now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 00:37:05 No.31517575 Report

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>>31517528
you hating on big muscular green things, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 00:41:34 No.31517665 Report

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>>31517551
>No Guard Dynamic Punch has been more accessible to other pokemon.
Only Golurk tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 00:43:35 No.31517699 Report

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>>31517551
I feel your pain my bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 01:05:44 No.31518074 Report

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>>31517665
my mistake, I meant to also state No Guard ability has been accessible to more and more pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 01:50:59 No.31518972 Report

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>>31512478

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 01:55:10 No.31519045 Report

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>>31518972
fuckin saved

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 01:58:00 No.31519083 Report

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no guard fissure Champ btfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 03:07:23 No.31520161 Report

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>>31513444
Trips of Truth. Low Sweep Machamp is new meta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 04:20:00 No.31521365 Report

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Test subject failed, stuff it back in the septic tank

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:03:31 No.31521978 Report

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>>31512695
requesting hoge sweep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:09:25 No.31522050 Report

Quoted By: >>31522207

>>31515475
I don't get this meme about Jimbo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:09:53 No.31522056 Report

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>>31517551
They should at least boost his speed to 70 or even 75 base.

Being so slow is a killer for him, especially since his defenses aren't that good to begin with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:15:55 No.31522126 Report

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Nobody checked did they? Dumbasses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:18:26 No.31522150 Report

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>>31512789
Wide Guard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:24:24 No.31522207 Report

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>>31522050
Jimbo apparently said something about there being more than two genders and I guess they're picking at that since it usually triggers his crowd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:26:22 No.31522232 Report

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>>31512478
and we succed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:27:43 No.31522245 Report

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it don't work

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:29:55 No.31522272 Report

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>>31513675
It works.
I had a mind reader/ sheer cold/ Roost set in 3rd Gen. It was good for a laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:32:12 No.31522300 Report

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An entire thread of retards. All gen 1 transferred Pokémon have their hidden abilities, and since Fissure is NOT an egg move, No Guard Fissure is not attainable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:33:12 No.31522308 Report

Quoted By: >>31522453

has anyone actually tried to take a no guard fissure machamp to battle spot to see if it gets rejected?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 05:47:07 No.31522453 Report

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>>31522308
You mean did anyone alter a kanto transfermon to have an illegal combination of moves and abilities and try to grief little children? Probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 06:31:47 No.31522868 Report

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Pidgey used Gust.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 06:35:00 No.31522900 Report

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>>31512478
B T F O
T
F
O

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 08:23:02 No.31523735 Report

Quoted By: >>31523928 >>31524977

This thread is literally the very definition of celebrating too soon.

Jimmy Neutron !1ahbdFjl0w

Jimmy Neutron !1ahbdFjl0w Wed 25 Jan 2017 08:28:59 No.31523763 Report

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>>31512478
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 08:31:18 No.31523783 Report

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>>31512478
I have bad news for you anon...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 08:43:15 No.31523878 Report

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>>31512478
YA SPOKE TOO SOON MATE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 08:44:32 No.31523891 Report

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THE CITY OF MACHAMP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 08:47:59 No.31523915 Report

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>>31512478
AH SHIT NIGGA, YOU JUST GOT OHMORIED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 08:48:59 No.31523928 Report

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>>31523735
Machamp celebration thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 08:49:12 No.31523931 Report

Quoted By: >>31524581

>>31512478
>anime only zygarde
>Ash winning the league
>now Fissure machamp

when will you learn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 08:51:24 No.31523947 Report

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I COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 09:22:30 No.31524124 Report

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>>31512767
>>31512770
>>31512779
>all those shitters that cant win with mons they like

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 10:47:33 No.31524581 Report

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>>31523931
Anyone who thought Ash would become a pokemon master after the 3rd fucking failure is just some idiot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 11:53:37 No.31524921 Report

Quoted By: >>31524939

>>31512478
NICE FISSURE ASSHOLE

BE SHAME IF SOMEONE

SWITCHED IN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 11:56:10 No.31524939 Report

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>>31524921
>BE SHAME IF NO GUARD FISSURE DIDN'T EXIST
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 12:01:37 No.31524977 Report

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>>31523735
It was already Serebii "confirmed", I don't blame OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 12:15:17 No.31525063 Report

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>>31512478
Ya blew it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 12:57:33 No.31525342 Report

Quoted By: >>31525383

I recently had a battle with an opponent who didnt seem to understand that his fissure machamp didn't have No Guard
He kept hitting fissure
I dont know how you can not understand that when you already saw the move miss

I'm going to assume he was aware and just wanted to use fissure without no guard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 13:03:13 No.31525383 Report

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>>31525342
Desperate me would have done the same thing. Reminds me if when I used Metronome Machamp and it came up with Sheer Cold

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 13:37:06 No.31525674 Report

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>>31512478
Eviolite no guard fissure machoke is better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 13:46:24 No.31525765 Report

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>>31512557
>mfw my bro went from 100 to 110 base speed this gen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 13:55:18 No.31525841 Report

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>>31525674
>no guard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 14:05:21 No.31525932 Report

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FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 14:20:01 No.31526041 Report

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I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

[Chorus:]
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

[Chorus:]
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 14:32:13 No.31526141 Report

Quoted By: >>31526295

In an alternate universe this wasnt jinxed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 14:40:18 No.31526209 Report

Quoted By:

>>31522207
No, we pick on it since he's fucking retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 14:42:05 No.31526226 Report

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 14:44:02 No.31526244 Report

Quoted By:

>>31524124
Well then, Champ, would you like to battle with "mons you like" and win? Don't worry, I'm expecting you to not reply or just decline, because you'll get your shit kicked in by actually good Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 14:48:00 No.31526294 Report

Quoted By:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 14:48:04 No.31526295 Report

Quoted By: >>31526343

>>31526141
Really, we need to stop doing this shit. It keeps fucking backfiring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 14:52:42 No.31526343 Report

Quoted By: >>31526404 >>31527144

>>31526295
OP here
I'm sorry everyone
I just wanted to have pride in something for once in my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 14:58:56 No.31526404 Report

Quoted By:

>>31526343
You fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 16:08:40 No.31527144 Report

Quoted By:

>>31526343
I was going to be proud of it, too. But I was trying to keep myself under wraps just in case you know, something like this happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 17:17:26 No.31527888 Report

Quoted By: >>31527898

Machamp strikes back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 17:18:36 No.31527898 Report

Quoted By:

>>31527888
trips confirm decent buff coming soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 19:08:27 No.31529042 Report

Quoted By: >>31529061

Will Machamp ever recover from this severe case of BTFO?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 19:10:18 No.31529061 Report

Quoted By:

>>31529042
Dude he hasnt gotten anything for competitive for a while. The only thing keeping Machamp relevant are adverts and promos for nips. Apparently he's a bit more appreciated there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 19:22:47 No.31529196 Report

Quoted By:

Also fissure isnt an eggmove and as far as i know you can only get a fissure machamp with steadfast

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 19:32:01 No.31529269 Report

Quoted By: >>31529291

Can someone tell me whats going on with machamp, I must be too retarded to not have figured it out already

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 19:34:24 No.31529291 Report

Quoted By:

>>31529269
All Fissure Machamps has Steadfast, not No Guard.

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