Good morrow scoundrels of VP

I grant you mercy for thy attention. I am hither to address a very serious problem with the Pokémon community. lest I vomit, I profess that I am completely repulsed by the sheer amount of Pokémonfurfaggotry that exists. I has't a young daughter who is fond of Pokémon and as a father it maketh me depress'd that one day the lady wilt cometh across disgusting, sexualised images of Pokémon. My greatest fear is that my young maiden wilt succumb to the furfaggotry and engage in abominable roleplay with autists on deviantART. Thee art all the censure for this widespread phenomena.

What, pray telleth, causes a person to becometh sexually attracted to fictional creatures from a children's franchise? Shame on thee! Wherefore don't thee bethink of the children? if 't be true thee art a furry thee should beest ashamed of yourself and seek professional guidance for thy mental illness. I wilt not alloweth thee wicked and depraved scoundrels corrupt mine daughter with such lewd depictions of Pokémon.