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Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:08:19 No.31540139 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31540229 >>31540448 >>31540893 >>31542122 >>31543830 >>31545324

When will Gamefreak allow same-sex in daycare?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:11:07 No.31540163 Report

Quoted By: >>31540190

they already do

Archie

Archie Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:11:46 No.31540166 Report

Quoted By: >>31540190

they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:17:04 No.31540188 Report

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The fuck do you mean OP. Do you want same sex to give you an egg? I am baffled. What daycare wouldn't fucking let you deposit to fucking males.
CHRIST.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:17:44 No.31540190 Report

Quoted By: >>31540195

>>31540163
>>31540166
Huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:18:26 No.31540195 Report

Quoted By: >>31540206 >>31540254

>>31540190
slap them in there, nothing prevents it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:19:53 No.31540206 Report

Quoted By: >>31540225 >>31544771

>>31540195
Me think OP means getting an egg from two 'mon of the same sex. Biologically impossible, but it's not like faggots care about logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:22:27 No.31540225 Report

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>>31540206
Yes. He does mean that. It is also stupid as hell that he does mean that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:23:01 No.31540229 Report

Quoted By: >>31540250 >>31540276 >>31540420 >>31540899 >>31540904 >>31544053 >>31554468

>>31540139

"I've got exciting news! Your faggot Pokemon went out and adopted an egg! You want it don't you?"

-egg can be any species possible-

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:26:05 No.31540250 Report

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>>31540229
That's honestly not a bad idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:26:27 No.31540254 Report

Quoted By: >>31540420 >>31542152

>>31540195
>Looking for a real ingame answer
>this idiot shows up

(not OP btw)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:29:59 No.31540276 Report

Quoted By: >>31542151

>>31540229
not bad idea but still shit. i don't want my Nidoking to adopt a fucking mudkip

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:44:36 No.31540420 Report

Quoted By: >>31540739

>>31540229
On top of everything else? Yeah, no. I'd like to keep my sanity please.

>>31540254
>(not OP btw)
Saying that only makes you suspicious you know.

(Also not OP)

Klinklang Guy

Klinklang Guy Thu 26 Jan 2017 13:48:03 No.31540448 Report

Quoted By: >>31540712 >>31540898 >>31542226 >>31544786

>>31540139
They're all the same sex, okay? Hermaphrodites! Hermaphrodites with different genders and corresponding bodily and behavioral differences! You people have it all wrong!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 14:18:19 No.31540712 Report

Quoted By: >>31540754

>>31540448
Make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 14:21:00 No.31540739 Report

Quoted By: >>31540853

>>31540420
What that would be a bad thing? Are you even reading moron?

(Not op)

Klinklang Guy

Klinklang Guy Thu 26 Jan 2017 14:22:32 No.31540754 Report

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>>31540712
It's a headcanon that I refuse to abandon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 14:32:44 No.31540853 Report

Quoted By: >>31540915 >>31543732

>>31540739
I did, but I was under the assumption of breeding for a good 'mon, which I suppose is my fault in the first place.

(You think I'm OP? Too bad. No, not gonna do a Jojo reference.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 14:37:12 No.31540893 Report

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>>31540139

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 14:37:51 No.31540898 Report

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>>31540448

>they're all hermaphrodites

Yes please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 14:37:53 No.31540899 Report

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>>31540229
Now I want to see an in-game text edit for the daycare man with this quote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 14:38:30 No.31540904 Report

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>>31540229
>Your two gay durants adopt a heatmor egg
>The heatmor proceeds to grow up and eat them
That'd be fun, but not worth it overall. If anything, pokemon that can't breed because genderless/undiscovered should be able to adopt eggs as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 14:39:33 No.31540915 Report

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>>31540853
I forgot the closing parenthesis.
FUCK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 15:18:12 No.31541224 Report

Quoted By: >>31542099 >>31542223 >>31546940 >>31547461

They obviously will never breed and make eggs, but I wish Horsea could make eggs with another of the same gender. Makes sense in biology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 16:32:49 No.31542099 Report

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>>31541224
Bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 16:34:35 No.31542122 Report

Quoted By: >>31542733

>>31540139

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 16:36:50 No.31542151 Report

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>>31540276
nidoking and swampert is a good ship though

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 16:36:52 No.31542152 Report

Quoted By: >>31542226

>>31540254
>two men can have an offspring

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 16:42:57 No.31542223 Report

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>>31541224
But it doesn't
Seahorse males cannot produce eggs on their own, the female still produces eggs, the male just carries them in a puch in his stomach

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Klinklang Guy Thu 26 Jan 2017 16:43:02 No.31542226 Report

Quoted By: >>31542249

>>31540448
>>31542152
Hermaphrodites, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 16:44:57 No.31542249 Report

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>>31542226
Like a banana slug

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 17:33:53 No.31542733 Report

Quoted By:

>>31542122
My legit reaction

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 18:55:21 No.31543547 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 19:07:40 No.31543732 Report

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>>31540853
Don't do it because I don't get Jojo references

(Not OP again)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 19:13:23 No.31543830 Report

Quoted By: >>31544146

>>31540139
Because most Pokemon have no concept of sexually, only friendship and simple reproduction

Now kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 19:32:11 No.31544053 Report

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>>31540229
>becomes the only way to get your own Manaphy Egg in new Generations
>"I-I was pro-fag from the start!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 19:38:58 No.31544146 Report

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>>31543830
Then how did pokemons with opposite sex manage to produce eggs if they remained friends for life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 20:19:12 No.31544675 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 20:27:54 No.31544771 Report

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>>31540206
I don't think even the fags here would find that reasonable desu

It's just biology

The trannies however ...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 20:29:02 No.31544786 Report

Quoted By: >>31546907

>>31540448
M8 I'm intersex but that doesn't mean I can pop out semen to make a kid

It doesn't work like that. One works or the other works. We don't get both with the perks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 21:14:07 No.31545324 Report

Quoted By: >>31546829

>>31540139
Ban hetero

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 23:14:22 No.31546829 Report

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>>31545324
This. Straight is pure evil.

Klinklang Guy

Klinklang Guy Thu 26 Jan 2017 23:21:31 No.31546907 Report

Quoted By:

>>31544786
I do know such facts. Besides, they're Pokemon. They might as well follow genetic rules that are different from ours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 23:24:01 No.31546940 Report

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>>31541224
Please take a biology class, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2017 00:08:54 No.31547461 Report

Quoted By:

>>31541224
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2017 02:17:30 No.31549289 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2017 04:43:56 No.31551270 Report

Quoted By: >>31554358

if they ever do that, I'll quit Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2017 11:42:43 No.31554358 Report

Quoted By:

>>31551270
>not wanting lesbian pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2017 12:12:14 No.31554468 Report

Quoted By:

>>31540229
imagine the shiny hunting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2017 12:16:30 No.31554483 Report

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Why are you bumping this shitposting thread? You already got your answer OP.

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