Well OU had them fifty pokemons
Greninja had a thousand sets
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of pokemon never fails
You got some power in your pivot now
Some heavy ammunition in your sweeper
You got some earthquake, flynium, u-turn and how
See all you gotta do is rub that pokeball
And I'll say

Mister trainer, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your threats away
stealth rock it down
You ain't never had a pokemon like me
No no no

OU is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre'd
C'mon whisper what it is you want to go down
You ain't never had a pokemon like me

Yes trainer, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you want dead
It's gone! True sweep
How about hitting that stone edge?

Have some of Earthquake
Try all of Stone edge
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a pokemon like me

Can your pokemons sweep this?
Do your pokemons check that?
Do your pokemons pull stealth rocks out their little hat?
Can your pokemons u-turn?
Well, looky here
Can your pokemons go, swords rock polish, let 'er rip
And then make the walls disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me Flynium Z, certified
You got a genie for OU ladder
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a threats list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is use me like so - and oh

Mister trainer, sir, have a set or two or three
I'm on the job,, you going to sweep them all
You ain't never had a pokemon, never had a pokemon
You ain't never had a pokemon, never had a pokemon
You ain't never had a pokemon like me
You ain't never had a pokemon like me, hah!