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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:21:36 No.31606238 View View Reply Original Report

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Why is /vp/ so obsessed with sex? Just about every thread has someone posting sexualized pictures of a character or Pokemon. Is this supposed to be funny? It reminds me of how I thought vagina was the funniest word back in 5th grade and would always put sex related words in Mad Libs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:22:55 No.31606259 Report

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>>31606238
>/vp/
Everyone is. This is the only non-contrarian aspect of /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:23:00 No.31606262 Report

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>>31606238
>Why is /vp/ so obsessed with sex?
>Why is the human race so obsessed with sex?
FTFY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:23:40 No.31606273 Report

Quoted By: >>31612213

>>31606238
It feels good and symbolizes a close relations with others like a functioning human being

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:23:52 No.31606276 Report

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This here is a safe haven for pedos and other subhuman scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:24:10 No.31606279 Report

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because cumming feels fucking awesome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:26:01 No.31606298 Report

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>>31606262
>2017
>still being bound by the limitations of humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:26:30 No.31606305 Report

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I'm not.

If I want to think about sex I'd just look up porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:27:13 No.31606319 Report

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>>31606238
Because your biological purpose in life is to make more of yourself to pass on genes

Literally everything ever has that goal in life down from Viruses with no brains to humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:27:37 No.31606326 Report

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Are you seriously asking why a board full of virgin obsesses over sex?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:27:39 No.31606327 Report

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>>31606238
Because pokemon has lots of sexual fan art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:29:18 No.31606348 Report

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>>31606319

How exactly does jacking off to pictures of cartoon animals or fictional girl pass on your genes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:31:11 No.31606371 Report

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>>31606348
Your brain is stupid and just understands "orgasm".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:31:18 No.31606372 Report

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>>31606238
It's GameFreak's fault for making too many sexy girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:31:41 No.31606379 Report

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>>31606238
/vp/ is just a brunch of virgin loosers in their early '20s, and I'm not an exception. They are sexthirsty, just like the kind of weirdo an adult pokémon fan would seem and they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:33:32 No.31606407 Report

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4chan is a hive of perverts and degeneracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:34:09 No.31606417 Report

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>>31606372
>being a pedophile
And people talk shit about furries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:34:54 No.31606437 Report

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>>31606238
VP: Visible Pedophilia.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:35:05 No.31606438 Report

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>>31606238
ha ha you said sex lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:36:00 No.31606449 Report

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>>31606417
What are you...gay?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:37:08 No.31606462 Report

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>>31606449
No I simply have no desire to lewd a fucking underage child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:38:02 No.31606469 Report

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>>31606449

>being attracted to flat chested people
>not gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:38:17 No.31606471 Report

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>>31606462
That's gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:39:05 No.31606482 Report

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>>31606462
underage is one big meme pal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:39:14 No.31606483 Report

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>>31606462
Depends what the age range is imo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:39:20 No.31606485 Report

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>>31606469
Not all people, Just underage little girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:40:04 No.31606495 Report

Quoted By: >>31606511 >>31606528

Eradicate the pedos and SM shills. Make Pokémon great again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:41:30 No.31606511 Report

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>>31606495
It's GameFreak's fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:43:14 No.31606528 Report

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>>31606495
>>>>>again

It never was

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:44:14 No.31606543 Report

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>>31606437
Little girls are sexy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:44:46 No.31606552 Report

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>>31606449
Don't little boys and little girls have the same body type? It's only after puberty that they start looking different.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:45:05 No.31606558 Report

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>>31606449
Yes, I love women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:46:28 No.31606577 Report

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>>31606552
Yeah, But little girls nipples are more soft and cute...they also got a puffy coin slot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:47:31 No.31606591 Report

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>>31606558
That's a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:47:47 No.31606596 Report

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>>31606238
>questions being obsessed with sex

Are you human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:48:22 No.31606605 Report

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>>31606591
He didn't post fantina

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:49:18 No.31606619 Report

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>>31606577
That's kind of gay then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:49:25 No.31606624 Report

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>>31606577
God some of you are disturbed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:49:42 No.31606628 Report

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>>31606605
There's a reason why that thing is still single, SHITTY BIG BOOBS AND TOO OLD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:49:44 No.31606630 Report

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This is the most reddit thing I've read all day, congrats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:51:11 No.31606644 Report

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>>31606624
I know a lot about that kind of body, Internet is a great place if you search for something you love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:52:00 No.31606653 Report

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>>31606238
It sounds like you're still in the 5th grade but trying your hardest to pretend to be mature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:53:41 No.31606673 Report

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>>31606577
That's hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:57:27 No.31606727 Report

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You people would make me feel ashamed for being a Pokémon nerd if Sun and Moon hadn't already done it months ago...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 01:59:32 No.31606757 Report

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>>31606727
Ashamed for what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:01:45 No.31606781 Report

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>>31606757
For being a part of this pedo subhuman infested fanbase that wouldn't even recognize a shitty pair of games if they defecated into their eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:02:11 No.31606790 Report

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>>31606727
Anon every fandom has idiots one way or the other.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:02:28 No.31606796 Report

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>>31606727
>I'm such a pokémon nerd, guys
The only thing I'm ashamed of is the state of this board if a post like yours is actually serious.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:16:40 No.31606982 Report

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>>31606372

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:17:27 No.31606990 Report

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>>31606238
because they are virgins4life

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:17:29 No.31606991 Report

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>>31606982
kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:20:04 No.31607027 Report

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>>31606982
That's disgusting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:22:36 No.31607058 Report

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>>31606991
>>31607027

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:23:58 No.31607089 Report

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>>31606990
Scott....

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:26:50 No.31607128 Report

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>>31607089
>Scott
>posting ORAS may

I don't know for sure, but knowing him, he probably chimped out at the redesign.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:31:25 No.31607190 Report

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>>31606485
Kill yourself pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:34:22 No.31607239 Report

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>>31607128
He say it was good and that he like the fact that ORAS May shows more "meat".

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:35:28 No.31607253 Report

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>>31607190

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:35:31 No.31607256 Report

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>>31607239
That's surprising.

Is Scott and armpitfag?

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:40:40 No.31607315 Report

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Hello, /vp/ here

Actual sex is fucking disgusting so I vent my virtual frustration here as much as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 02:42:44 No.31607338 Report

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>>31607315
We just like little girls, Anon.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 04:08:52 No.31608292 Report

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All the sex and lewd disgusts me. I just want to see cute Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 05:33:51 No.31609157 Report

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>>31607338
Speak for yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 06:00:24 No.31609378 Report

Quoted By: >>31609396

OP here. I'm not talking about waifu threads. Every board has them and I don't have a problem with them. I mean shit like >>31598014 that always follows the same formula:
>is tangential to the thread
>takes a Pokemon that isn't overtly feminine for le epic shock value aren't I so wacky for fapping to this? Mom's gonna freak!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 06:02:08 No.31609396 Report

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>>31609378
It's a Bisharp with a large butt? Is this supposed to be appealing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 06:06:15 No.31609448 Report

Quoted By: >>31613808

I probably wouldn't care about Pokemon if I didn't want to fuck everything in it. I'd probably be playing Armored Core or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 06:07:34 No.31609464 Report

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lewds are the only thing this shitty board is good for

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 13:49:19 No.31612075 Report

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volcel master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 14:15:05 No.31612213 Report

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>>31606273
>Pokémon porn feels good and symbolizes a close relations with others like a functioning human being
I beg to disagree.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 17:29:49 No.31613808 Report

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>>31609448
Everything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jan 2017 17:42:07 No.31613907 Report

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Because they are virgins.

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