Why are Kabashifags so hostile? We Doidebros are chill and don't bother anybody, but Kabashifags are, like, trying to be their bird's character, because they're so grumpy and mean.
Despite the name, Mareanie is docile and cute and wouldn't hurt a Cutiefly, but Toucannon is just a big dumb bird. I can't see why people like that thing over the precious Mareanie. Seriously, Toucannon in the anime sounds like it drank too much last night and is having bad headaches and thinking about what it did.
Kabashi always focus on their bird's angery as a reason to like it, and sometimes say that it's huge and tall so it's automatically awesome. But they always focus on NEGATIVE things! You wouldn't want to be with a tall angry person (reminds you of the Once-ler?), but you surely would love to be with a cute and happy baby just like Mareanie.
People should just accept that us Doidebros are right and the Kabashifags are just jealous that their Pokemon isn't as good as ours.