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Stories thread

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Let's have a stories thread. Post any Pokémon related stories you have. I'll start

>Be me, 18
>2 years ago
>loved to play showdown on my downtime
>don't have the team that I used then anymore, so don't remember a lot of it
>playing gen 6 Ubers
>run into player named Ronald McDonald
>this fucking guy
>this guy trash talked me throughout the entire game, constantly saying shit like "you like that, pussy?" And "how's my dick taste homo?"
>get super pissed
>normally don't mind if I lose, but I had to kick this guys ass
>ran most of the meta in gen 6 ubers, shit like Pdon and power herb xerneas
>he wipes most of my team
>fuck
>able to push back a bit with my mega blaziken
>I'm down to my last mon, accelgor
>so is he
>greninja
>getfucked.jpg
>destroy his greninja with a knock off and bug buzz
>get super fucking happy
>scream "CHOKE ON MY DICK RONALD MCDONALD"
>hear my (now ex) girlfriend laughing her ass off downstairs

I was super embarrassed at the time, but now I look back and chuckle.