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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:21:30 No.31625225 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31625252 >>31625375 >>31625380 >>31625393 >>31625440 >>31625495 >>31625540 >>31625773 >>31625836 >>31625972 >>31625985 >>31625996 >>31626018 >>31626036

Let me get this out of the way. I've never, nor will I ever, play Pokamon. I despise all of you, and I'm glad none of you will ever reproduce to spread whatever malfunctional gene makes you actually enjoy that monotonous, repetitive bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:22:15 No.31625234 Report

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Thanks for sharing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:24:02 No.31625244 Report

Quoted By: >>31625503

(You)'re a big guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:25:07 No.31625252 Report

Quoted By: >>31625359

>>31625225
>monotonous repetitive bullshit
>he doesn't play the spin-offs
(You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:30:23 No.31625304 Report

Quoted By: >>31625359

>said the frogposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:36:48 No.31625359 Report

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>>31625252
>spinoff
It's all catching dumb fucking animals and shitty turn based combat. You can't make a good spinoff unless you get rid of everything and replace it.>>31625304

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:37:40 No.31625375 Report

Quoted By: >>31625454 >>31625521

>>31625225
>enjoy that monotonous, repetitive bullshit.
But you're a frog poster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:38:14 No.31625380 Report

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>>31625225
Enjoy getting punched at protests, guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:39:03 No.31625393 Report

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>>31625225

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:41:13 No.31625413 Report

Quoted By: >>31625419

If you're from /pol/ I hope you realize plenty of /pol/tards crosspost here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:41:56 No.31625419 Report

Quoted By: >>31625433

>>31625413
Not from that shithole, thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:42:58 No.31625429 Report

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>>31625393
It's not hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:43:20 No.31625433 Report

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>>31625419
umm then why you post the nazi frog?? Check AND mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:43:46 No.31625440 Report

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>>31625225
So why are you on /vp/?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:44:15 No.31625454 Report

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>>31625375
Ad homenim faggot get your fallacy off my thread reeeeee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:45:17 No.31625464 Report

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>>31625440
To gloat about my genetic superiority and convert some of you to the light

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:46:33 No.31625476 Report

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>>31625433
>posts pepe
>must be from /pol/, pepe isn't used anywhere else
>illegal to use pepe if not from /pol/
>checkmate, gottem

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:47:36 No.31625481 Report

Quoted By: >>31625487

>>31625464
>genetic superiority
>frogposting

Pick one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:47:40 No.31625483 Report

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>>31625476
yeah bro pepes are illegal unless you've posted from /pol/ at least once.
I lost my privilege to post pepe long ago :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:48:23 No.31625487 Report

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>>31625481
>plays Pokémon
>human
Pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:49:04 No.31625495 Report

Quoted By: >>31625506

>>31625225
>whatever malfunctional gene makes you actually enjoy that monotonous, repetitive bullshit.
That's actually a great gene to cope with life, which is inherently monotonous, repetitive bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:50:40 No.31625503 Report

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>>31625244
For you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:50:58 No.31625506 Report

Quoted By: >>31625512 >>31625529

>>31625495
Video games are supposed to be an escape, not just as bad, if not worse, than real life. It's like your a masochist to actually enjoy that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:52:12 No.31625512 Report

Quoted By: >>31625520

>>31625506
I am a masochist
shittalk pokemon harder daddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:53:15 No.31625520 Report

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>>31625512
Œh bœį

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:53:18 No.31625521 Report

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>>31625375
savage

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:54:50 No.31625527 Report

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There's a lot of Pokemon themed wedding shit.

Pokemon fans actually reproduce my man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:55:07 No.31625528 Report

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>>31625521
>uses the word savage
>has the arrogance to actually speak
>it's to call an insult that's the slightly more elaborate 'no, you'

What an hero

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:55:20 No.31625529 Report

Quoted By: >>31625539

>>31625506
>Video games are supposed to be an escape
That doesn't change the fact that it's not a malfunctional gene but is actually far superior to have than liking other games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:56:36 No.31625539 Report

Quoted By: >>31625553

>>31625529
That's absolute fucking nonsense. Enjoying dull repetition and having horrible taste isn't superior.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:56:37 No.31625540 Report

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>>31625225
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooods

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:57:51 No.31625547 Report

Quoted By: >>31625562

>>31625540
>can't even defend your own shitty game without using mods to force me to stop talking

Good one buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 15:59:24 No.31625553 Report

Quoted By: >>31625571

>>31625539
sure buddy ;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:00:12 No.31625562 Report

Quoted By: >>31625579 >>31625587

>>31625547
Nonono, you don't understand.

This thread does not belong on this board. This is a board about discussing Pokemon, not attacking it.

...That, and there's a nifty little board rule- Board Rule 5. "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL. This will be severely punished and strictly enforced."

If you're never going to play Pokemon, ever, then that means you fully intend to never catch them all. Which means you deserve a ban.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:00:42 No.31625568 Report

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Why are you lying, OP? I play Pokemon and I have two children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:01:28 No.31625571 Report

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>>31625553
>no taste
>no appreciation for anything that isn't meaningless repetition
>barely forms coherent sentences
>wow I am totally superior

You got me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:02:49 No.31625579 Report

Quoted By: >>31625591

>>31625562
That's a retarded fucking rule that has no actual meaning, it's just a reference to the game. Actually try giving any kind of real defense for pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:04:08 No.31625587 Report

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>>31625562
>it's about Pokémon, not attacking it

So you can't criticize any video games on /v/ because it's about games not attacking them

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:05:38 No.31625591 Report

Quoted By: >>31625607

>>31625579
I have no intention of defending Pokemon. What I'm doing is saying that this thread should not be on this board.

To put this into perspective for you, since judging from the OP pic you're a /pol/lack, I can't go on /pol/ and say that I hate everything about politics (which I do) because the board is about discussing politics, not attacking it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:07:54 No.31625607 Report

Quoted By: >>31625655

>>31625591
I'm not from /pol/, for one, and for two, that's a completely different argument. Politics is an entire subject with tens of thousands of different opinions. Pokémon is a game. You must have a political opinion, no matter if you try to or not. You don't have to play pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:08:08 No.31625609 Report

Quoted By: >>31625619

Nice pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:09:16 No.31625619 Report

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>>31625609
I hope it catches on, but nothing I've ever made has

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:14:57 No.31625655 Report

Quoted By: >>31625683

>>31625607
Except it's not a completely different arguement.

You can't go on /a/ and say that you hate everything about anime. It's off-topic.
You can't go on /lit/ and say that you hate everything about literature, it's off-topic.
You can't go on /v/ and say that you hate everything about videogames in general, it's off topic.
You can't go on /an/ and say that you hate everything about animals, it's off topic.
You can't go on /sp/ and say that you hate everything about sports, it's off topic.
You can't go on /g/ and say that you hate everything about modern technology, it's off topic.
You can't go on /tg/ and say that you hate everything about tabletop gaming, it's off topic.

Need I go on?

...Also, I have an entirely different argument about Pokemon not being just one game, (it's an entire franchise, yadda yadda) but that's going off on a tangent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:17:27 No.31625683 Report

Quoted By: >>31625721

>>31625655
It's a series, but every game is almost the exact same so that tangent wouldn't work

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:22:14 No.31625721 Report

Quoted By: >>31625732 >>31625756 >>31625914

>>31625683
It's not just one game.

It's an entire franchise spanning six handheld consoles including phones (yes I'm including Pokemon Go) and five different home consoles, a children's anime cartoon, several manga series, and hundreds of different toys ranging from figurines to plushies to electronic Pokedexes. And that's not including all of the unofficial stuff, like ROM hacks, PokeMMO, and Pokemon Showdown, for the PC.

And no, every game is NOT almost the exact same. Compare Pokemon Go, Pokemon Stadium, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team, and Pokemon Gold, and tell me to my face that all three are exactly the same. Go on, I dare you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:23:35 No.31625732 Report

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>>31625721
...Those are four games, I added Red Rescue Team as an afterthought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:25:36 No.31625756 Report

Quoted By: >>31625789 >>31625830

>>31625721
They're all shitty turn based combat with almost the exact same mechanics. And when I said I've never played Pokémon, that automatically tells you was talking about the games. I watched the show as a kid. I was unlucky enough to read one of the shitty mangas where he turned into some crystal thing and it was fucking awful. Criticizing a subsection of a topic is allowed, yes? Just as somebody on /v/ is allowed to criticize a game or genre of games.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:25:41 No.31625757 Report

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>Taking a frogposter seriously

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:27:13 No.31625773 Report

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>>31625225
I mean...I know you're shitposting but nothing you said was a lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:28:21 No.31625789 Report

Quoted By: >>31625799

>>31625756
>i've never played pokemon
>they're all shitty turn based combat with almost the exact same mechanic
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:29:52 No.31625799 Report

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>>31625789
That all it takes is watching it be played for 45 minutes to understand how little interest the game holds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:30:41 No.31625804 Report

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But I like the games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:34:20 No.31625830 Report

Quoted By: >>31625882 >>31625914

>>31625756
All right, let me spell all of those out for you, since you didn't get my message that all of these were completely and entirely different.

>Pokemon Gold for Game Boy Color
The "shitty turn based combat" you were referring to, centered around a storyline. You catch your own Pokemon, and your goal is to get all 16 gym badges and yadda yadda yadda, while defeating an evil team and yadda yadda yadda. Typical main-series Pokemon game- these are the games that are often described as "never changing", but literally none of the other games I mentioned were "main-series".
>Pokemon Stadium for Nintendo 64
No storyline at all- just the "shitty turn based combat". You can't even catch pokemon.
>Pokemon Go
No "shitty turn based combat", no storyline- just catching Pokemon and capturing gyms for your faction. Probably the closest thing Pokemon has to an MMO.
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team
A happy marriage of roguelike dungeon-crawling gameplay and mechanics lifted from the "shitty turn-based combat". You aren't catching Pokemon here- you ARE the pokemon.

See, you'd know all that if you actually played the games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:35:15 No.31625836 Report

Quoted By: >>31625924

>>31625225
>They're all shitty turn based combat with almost the exact same mechanics.

Go isn't turn-based but admittedly it's a stupidly simple game.

Mystery Dungeon has wildly different mechanics compared to the main games though. And let's not forget about Conquest and Ranger, the latter of which isn't even turn based.

In any case, if you truly consider a game like Mystery Dungeon to be the same as, say, Crystal you might as well say that all FPS games are the same because they have guns, that all RTS games are the same because they have a top-down perspective or that all survival horror games are the same because they have jump scares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:41:00 No.31625882 Report

Quoted By: >>31625924

>>31625830
So, they all still have the exact same mechanics of gameplay except for one, and some have slightly less gameplay. Wow. Got me there. And don't even use Pokémon go. That's like saying Mario Run is a Mario game just because it uses the same IP.
>protip: it isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:44:17 No.31625914 Report

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>>31625721
>>31625830
When will owlfags learn not to take such obvious bait?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:45:34 No.31625924 Report

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>>31625882
Except... it IS a mario game.

Because say there was a Mario board on 4chan. Where would you talk about Mario Run? That's right, you'd talk about it on /mario/.

And admittedly, I wasn't thinking about the best examples there, except for Mystery Dungeon- as >>31625836 points out, Conquest (an RTS) and Ranger (which isn't even an RPG, although I can't think off the top of my head what kind of game it is) exist, as do Trozei (puzzle game), Pinball (obvious), and countless others.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:47:25 No.31625945 Report

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dumb frogposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:50:33 No.31625972 Report

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>>31625225
y-you too

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:51:52 No.31625985 Report

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>>31625225
Why the hate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:53:04 No.31625994 Report

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>>31625476
Gotta gettem all!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:53:15 No.31625996 Report

Quoted By: >>31626044 >>31626104

>>31625225
>I'm glad none of you will ever reproduce
Too bad the Pokemon thread has the most girls in it.
Other the the LGBT board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:55:30 No.31626018 Report

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>>31625225
i legit thought this was a copypasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:57:00 No.31626036 Report

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>>31625225
>I've never, nor will I ever
that statement is resplendently redundant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:57:37 No.31626044 Report

Quoted By: >>31626058

>>31625996
>Too bad the Pokemon thread has the most girls in it.
So? Hambeasts aren't going to reproduce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:59:12 No.31626058 Report

Quoted By: >>31626072

>>31626044
>Hambeasts aren't going to reproduce
Wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 16:59:14 No.31626059 Report

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Why are frogposters such scum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 17:00:16 No.31626072 Report

Quoted By: >>31626092

>>31626058
t. Chubbychaser

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Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 17:02:12 No.31626085 Report

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 17:02:47 No.31626092 Report

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>>31626072
t. dummy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Feb 2017 17:04:22 No.31626104 Report

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>>31625996
the girls on /lgbt/ are weird, at least in the lesbian thread. They're really clique-y

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