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What does /vp/ think of Salazzle?

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:29:43 No.31634966 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:30:46 No.31634974 Report

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>>31634966
That I really want a legit shiny but it's just too much of a rough time

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:31:51 No.31634978 Report

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>>31634966
She is cool and pure

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:32:11 No.31634981 Report

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>>31634966
Pure

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:34:22 No.31634998 Report

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>>31634966
I like smugmons so I like her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:37:11 No.31635014 Report

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>>31634966
More like slutzzle lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:38:00 No.31635019 Report

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Definitely not a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:38:28 No.31635024 Report

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>>31634966
Did we really need Vespiquen 2.0?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:38:30 No.31635025 Report

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>>31634966
I like her, gorgeous shiny, wish there was less porn art and more regular art

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:40:21 No.31635040 Report

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>>31634966
Great design for a Pokemon, but will forever be looked down upon for being a "waifu". I admit to doing the same, until I saw a kid I know call it "cool".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 06:40:44 No.31635044 Report

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>>31634966
Actually fast.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:00:35 No.31635191 Report

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Salazzle @ Black Sludge
Ability: Corrosion
Level: 50
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Disable
- Toxic
- Fire Blast

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:04:55 No.31635220 Report

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>>31635025
>>31635040
These. Salazzle's pretty neat and doesn't deserve the hate she gets. Great in game, usable in competitive, cool design.

>>31635191
>not using flamethrower for more pp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:06:57 No.31635232 Report

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>>31634966
Great mon, just shitty the male salandits get no evolution.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:07:45 No.31635244 Report

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>>31634966
Should've been a split evolution with an alternate salandit evolution that kept its bandit theme and can be both genders.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:08:47 No.31635251 Report

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>>31635244
This

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:10:02 No.31635263 Report

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i wish she resembled plumeria post-skull, that'd be cool

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:11:54 No.31635280 Report

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I adored Salandit and was extremely disappointed that it's evolution just sexualized the shit out of it and stood it up on 2 legs. That being said it's still pretty good in battle so it's like a 4/10 to me

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:15:24 No.31635303 Report

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>>31634966
Would be better if boys could be salazzles too.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:19:15 No.31635323 Report

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:54:02 No.31635514 Report

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>>31634966
10/10 would fap too again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 07:55:06 No.31635519 Report

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>>31635303
This. Where is my sexy husbando

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 08:01:30 No.31635552 Report

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Interesting typing and ability, but goddamn does it have the durability of wet paper.
Ultimately corrosion is a niche ability because it's low surviveability and high speed and special attack means you're better off just spitting a flame booger or sludge wave at your foe, even if you're against something that is normally immune to poison.
Fire moves already counter steel so whether or not you can poison them is a complete non issue, and the only poison pokemon you'd give a damn about being able to poison is toxapex which gets stab scald and is gonna kick salazzle's ass right after doing so.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 08:05:37 No.31635568 Report

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>>31634974
Karp method desu

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 08:14:39 No.31635599 Report

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>>31635519
>>31635303

Imagine if that rule worked with Vespiquen too.

King Bees.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 08:16:56 No.31635608 Report

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>Salandit/Salazzle females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

>Imagine getting a whiff of a Salazzle in heat and falling under their mind-control pheromone spell
>Imagine being lured back to the Salandit colony and falling in with the other rank-and-file Salandit drones
>Imagine worshipping Salazzle as your queen and mistress, mentally considering yourself part of the Salandit colony
>Imagine being forced to service your new Salazzle queen, basically functioning as a mindless sperm generator to satisfy her fervent sexual needs
>Imagine the Salazzle queen draining you of your male essence until you're basically a dehydrated, serotonin-riddled shell of your former self
>Imagine purposely going back to the colony during next year's heat to experience her divine, submissive ecstasy all over again

>That feel when none of this will ever happen to you

FEELS FUCKING TERRIBLE MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 08:22:42 No.31635637 Report

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She is precious and I want to protect what I believe is her smile and see her grow up strong and healthy.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 10:01:41 No.31636053 Report

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>>31635040
>looked down upon

only faggots do that

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 10:08:56 No.31636107 Report

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>>31635608
pls kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 11:28:20 No.31636525 Report

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>>31634966
Pretty great, on my main team in Moon.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 11:39:36 No.31636570 Report

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>>31636107
Seconding this. Don't suffer the cuck to live.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 11:45:08 No.31636582 Report

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>>31635608
Stop.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 11:57:59 No.31636627 Report

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It's decent. I'm not a fan of its ability since it's too frail to stall, but I never cared about competitive anyway.

>>31635303
Nah, it would be better if males had a different evolution.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 12:05:01 No.31636657 Report

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Ugly fucking Pokémon. I'll never understand its appeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 12:49:36 No.31636840 Report

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>>31635019
If you think about it, you're wrong. Just like there are virgin succubi, there are virgin Salazzles, i.e. freshly-evolved.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 12:57:01 No.31636878 Report

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>>31634966
The scaly Vespiquen
Heliolisk Alolan form

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 13:26:16 No.31637003 Report

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>>31634966

Sexy mama/10

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 13:37:35 No.31637067 Report

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>>31635191
>max hp salazzle
Salazzle can't tank shit no matter what stats you distribute EVs to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 14:57:17 No.31637485 Report

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>>31637067
Not him but really she only needs to tank the moves she can resist and then she can basically screw walls over with toxic. But I don't expect her to tank much either.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 15:06:41 No.31637538 Report

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>>31634966
I want to like its ability, but it's literally wasted potential: the mon
Now it's just another fast special sweeper, albeit with unique typing to fuck fairies.
Tanky steel types can't take a STAB fire attack from it, so toxing those is useless. Heatran ohkos it with Earth Power regardless of EV's.
The only thing it really works against is Toxapex, but carrying tox for just 1 mon is a waste of a slot, especially since it also gets Taunt.
They really should've given Corrosion to A-Muk.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 15:11:56 No.31637558 Report

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>>31634966
Something something Earthquake

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 15:16:03 No.31637581 Report

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>>31634966
I personally like it.

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/vp/ Thu 02 Feb 2017 15:21:46 No.31637618 Report

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 16:04:14 No.31637910 Report

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>>31636840
Alright, you're right...there are virgin salazzles. However, they are instantly gang raped by the 10 nearby male salandits waiting nearby for her evolution to complete.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 16:09:21 No.31637942 Report

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I love it's stats, typing, ability and pre evo

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 16:11:00 No.31637957 Report

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>>31635191
>Tanking Salazzel
Draining kiss and infestation can one hit KO it. Its designed to be a glass cannon

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 16:24:54 No.31638058 Report

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>>31636627
Here i converted your gif to webm to downsize it from 4mb to <200kb

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