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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:07:23 No.31638386 View View Reply Original Report

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What would your mother think of your pokemon team?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:09:37 No.31638414 Report

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she'd probably just ask why i still play pokemon at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:10:36 No.31638421 Report

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>>31638386
WTF is that even legal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:11:01 No.31638426 Report

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>>31638386
My mom is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:12:01 No.31638438 Report

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>>31638421
To draw smiles like that? It shouldn't be.

But poke marriage is a thing and this gen confirmed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:12:09 No.31638439 Report

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>>31638386
She'd insult my dream team's shared typings and weaknesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:14:03 No.31638454 Report

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>>31638421
Yes, did it last week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:14:09 No.31638456 Report

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>>31638386
>oh god what the fuck why is there a yuki onna in my house kill it with fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:14:39 No.31638464 Report

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She'd probably ask which one was Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:19:44 No.31638503 Report

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I have a team of cutemons. I'm sure mom would like them but wouldn't really care

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:20:34 No.31638511 Report

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>they won't even fit in the house because its all kaijumons

welp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:21:49 No.31638530 Report

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>>31638386
my mom is going to FREAK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:21:54 No.31638532 Report

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>>31638511
Are you sure about that anon? Most Pokemon are smaller than you think they are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:23:27 No.31638552 Report

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>>31638532
when your subseeder breaks out of her ball and destroys a large part of the roof

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:26:23 No.31638571 Report

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>There's a zillion waifu mon designs
>Creator draws Yellow Oricorio as a girlfriend of all mons

I dunno why this is cute, it just is and it looks so fucking fluffy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:33:46 No.31638616 Report

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>Rhydon
>Minior
>Ludicolo
>Electabuzz
>Regirock
>Entei

she'd be worried for both my and her safety

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:33:53 No.31638618 Report

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>>31638386
wth i want fuck the bird now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:38:08 No.31638652 Report

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>>31638386
My mom would probably be worried, seeing me interact with monsters.
Also, I'd fug that bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:43:50 No.31638699 Report

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>>31638386
She would question why I play a game aimed at children to begin with, then proceed to tell me she doesn't care about "those pokeman things"

I can't blame her, in all honesty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:46:35 No.31638724 Report

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>>31638438
Wait really? Can I get the source on that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:48:51 No.31638745 Report

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>>31638724
the library in jap DPPT

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:50:04 No.31638752 Report

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I just called my mom and send her the pictures of my six favorite pokemon, asking her to say whatever comes to mind. Here are the results:

>mom
me

Volcarona:
>That looks like a drunk butterfly.
...
>...
... Anything else?
>no, not really

Lopunny:
>... Is that one of those hentai things?
No, it's a real pokemon. I send you the official art from pokemon.
>It looks kind of sexy
>... even though I have no idea what it's supposed be.

Mewtwo:
>Hey, I know that one!
>He's super cool!

Scizor:
>Looks like a Transformer
>no, wait, more like a Power Ranger
>*kung fu noises*

Heracross:
>A Rhinozeros Beetle!
>It kind of reminds me of Wall-E.
Wall-E?
>I don't know why, it just does.

Eevee:
>aaawww...
>It's so babylike! Big and round eyes, cute, fluffy and cuddly
>I hope it becomes scary when it gets bigger, like a gremlin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:51:18 No.31638760 Report

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>>31638745
Oh. anon said "this gen" so I assumed SuMo had something in it supporting it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:51:27 No.31638762 Report

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>>31638745
>This Gen confirmed it

AND those books said they USED to get married to humans but notanymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:51:41 No.31638765 Report

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>>31638752
Not gonna lie, you mom sounds like a cool person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:52:33 No.31638774 Report

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>>31638752
>Lopunny:
>... Is that one of those hentai things?
if you're lying to me anon i swear to god

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:55:04 No.31638797 Report

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>>31638752
>Recognizes Mewtwo
>Doesn't recognize Eevee

????????????

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:57:53 No.31638821 Report

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>>31638762
Once a poke-fucker, always a poke-fucker. The pokemon world is just trying to deny what they've always wanted and have become.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:58:12 No.31638825 Report

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>>31638752
>*kung fu noises*
I laughed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:58:51 No.31638831 Report

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>>31638762
Doesn't the Demo have the Machamp boyfriend?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 17:59:36 No.31638838 Report

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>>31638752
is your mom single?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 18:01:15 No.31638855 Report

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>>31638797
1st movie

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 18:08:44 No.31638924 Report

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>>31638765
The fact that she allowed me to interrupt her TV viewing on the couch proves you're right.

>>31638774
She used to work in/for a local business company (similar to amazon) dealing with all kind of stuff (most specifically books though), so she saw all kinds of weird porn pass by her conveyor belt over the years.

>>31638838
Soon entering her second marriage. She's quite the looker for her age, if I may say so myself.

>>31638797
->
>>31638855

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Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 18:16:55 No.31639013 Report

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>>31638438

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 18:29:35 No.31639127 Report

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>>31638386
She wouldn't like my baracat for being cooler than her little New Joisey shitter
She'd probably be okay with cute little Ribombee
She'd sternly remind me that I'm not allowed to let Tsareena Stomp on me for any reason and that Pokefucking is for degenerates
She'd kick Golisopod out of the house (and best bug would Emergency Exit the fuck out of there)
She'd commend Kommo-o for being a "strong female character"
and seeing Nebby would remind her to ask me why Lillie and I aren't fucking right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 18:46:43 No.31639279 Report

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>>31638752
>... Is that one of those hentai things?

I'm more surprised at the fact she knows hentai exists or has at least heard the term itself.

>I hope it becomes scary when it gets bigger, like a gremlin

kek

that'd be kinda badass honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 19:23:36 No.31639617 Report

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>>31638386
>Alolan Raichu
>Scizor
>Pelipper
>Decidueye
>Gengar
>Gyarados

Mom: "Wow, you sure miss Kanto, Sun."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 19:53:08 No.31639878 Report

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>hoverhanding your own pokemon
Pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Feb 2017 19:57:08 No.31639909 Report

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>Lele, Nihilego, Primarina, Lurantis, Ninetales, Sensu Oricorio

I doubt she would think anything ill.

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