>>31653105A Master’s Good Grace
>"MASTER!!! Gimme that, I wanna play with it!!">You shake your head in annoyance.>Ever since you caught that Bounsweet, you two have been the best of friends.>Plentiful hugs, carrying her on your shoulder, and more.>Now, your Tsareena (who you named Grace) has turned into a total bitch.>And you can understand her perfectly, due to your Poke-translator earrings.>Some mysterious blue-haired guy from Hoenn, along with a shiny Gardevoir, gave them to you as soon as Silph Co. released them.>You wish you didn't take them at this point, as Grace has been whining all night to play on your new laptop."Quit complaining, Grace, this is my laptop that I paid for, now eat your food!!"
>One of her legs kick your foot as she screams."Would you quiet down? You're gonna wake the other guests..."
>Someday you're going to smack her.>You rub your forehead as you remember the time she stole 1000 Poke and bought perfume while you weren't looking.>Then you remember when she set your pants on fire.>Arceus knows how she did that...>And finally, the time she let a Spearow loose in one of the resort rooms in Kalos.>You hate birds.>You cover her mouth with your hand, and she licks your palm all over in an effort to remove it from her pretty little head.>She hasn't realized that won't work anymore."Now listen here Grace, you get no malasadas for a week. I mean it. This will teach you a lesson."
>She pulls away from your hand.>"WHAT?!? What did I do?!">You are about to answer when she leaps up onto your desk, tripping and falling over.>Directly onto your laptop's screen.>You're about to burst into a psychotic rage.>Before you go straight to punching the daylight out of your Pokemon, you take a deep breath and hold back. 
