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I had a SUPER weird dream once that I was in this huge amphitheater and there was a guy walking around with a box like one of those hot dog dudes at a baseball game, but he had these little purple pills that turned you into a Pokémon. So I'm yelling my head off trying to get one but a dude a few rows behind me just turned into a Nidoking and people are screaming and running away while he tests out his new moves on the newly emptied chairs around him.
So I make my way towards the pill vendor but he's leaving a trail of people turning into Pokémon in his wake, and I get blocked by a Gloom that makes me move super slow and sleepy. And then all of a sudden, somebody on the stage in the middle of all this starts firing a tranquilizer gun at all the Poké-people, knocking out the weaker ones but just pissing off the bigger ones and I'm moving in slo-mo dodging huge ass pissed off mons and just trying to get the fuck outta here now and then I woke up.
Another time I had a dream I was flying on a Zapdos, but I don't really remember anything about it. And those are the only two I've ever had, unless you count when I dreamt that they put Dugtrio in Smash 4.
