Hey Faggots,

My name is Kyle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on gelbooru.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Pokemon"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging adorb borb (She just blew me; Shit was so cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my borb