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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 15:53:13 No.31743500 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31743581 >>31743729 >>31743752 >>31743910 >>31743914

It's that time again recruit. If you want to survive out on the battlefield, you gotta know your pokemon, you gotta know the enemy's pokemon, and you gotta know just what kind of hell they can raise. Now, what are the combat applications of this( http://randompokemon.com/ ) pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:07:56 No.31743581 Report

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>>31743500
Well, it's a small (1 meter tall) attack drone capable of creating localized Earthquakes and Rock Slides. It is immune to conventional EMPs and other anti-electronic weaponry and boasts an additional immunity to most conventional forms of physical combat making it optimal not only for disrupting enemy supply lines, but engaging in close quarters combat. It comes recommended that we keep it away from naval and arctic missions though as its components tend to break down in those environments.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:11:15 No.31743612 Report

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He hits hard and fast. He's sneaky, and he can survive in icy climates. Good for stealth missions and assassinations, works well in small groups of its own kind but not likely to take orders from foreign pokemon.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:13:00 No.31743621 Report

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it's just a pile of rocks sir, nothing to be concerned about. Let's keep moving

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:16:47 No.31743655 Report

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Boys and poke's are going to get hurt. When that happens, you medics will need to shine. And when you aren't in a center, and that lovely nurse isn't there to assist you in putting someone's guts back in their trunk, this Lil lady is going to be a blessing.

Small, so she isn't going to get in the way. Egg pouch to store tools when you need to quickly relocate, and a non stop positive attitude to keep you sane and the dying soldier smiling as he fades away.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:19:25 No.31743682 Report

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Sir! Scouting and communications, delivery to and from both enemy and allied bases, as well as light anti-personnel appications, sir!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:20:49 No.31743694 Report

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Sir, I don't think we're coming back from this one alive, sir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:22:26 No.31743712 Report

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Well, it is small, exceptionally light, but remarkably sturdy. It is capable of fire lunar energy and other forms of bursts from it's gems. However I do not believe it is best suited for most forms of combat, as it is REALLY fucking small sir.
However this brings me to the greatest feature fo this creature, they possess the ability to fucking explode violently. I suggest we capture a great of them, and use them as replacements for hand grenades and mines, planting them strategically along enemy movement lines to disrupt movements

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:23:43 No.31743729 Report

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>>31743500
Put out the fires in our barracks.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:24:47 No.31743742 Report

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>>31743621
Permission to kek sir?

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:25:26 No.31743752 Report

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>>31743500
It's literally god, sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:27:48 No.31743771 Report

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>>31743752
But how fast can it reload a musket, private?

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:28:04 No.31743774 Report

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Sir, it's a multi-purpose Pokémon with the ability to hit reasonably hard and be reasonably fast on the battlefield. Its real purpose is its viability in other fields, too, however, including its ability to raise morale, heal soldiers, and confuse the enemy, sir.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:35:10 No.31743822 Report

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Naval combat, sir. Being a form made up of smaller creatures, it has the unique ability to maneuver around naval mines effortlessly, and can even allow torpedoes to drift through its main body. However, it is very slow and surprisingly easy to disperse if one were to combat it with an electrical charge, sir.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:36:42 No.31743833 Report

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>>31743771
That's irrelevant; It can control time and space, sir.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:40:08 No.31743863 Report

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Sir! It prints money, sir!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:40:16 No.31743867 Report

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>>31743694
It just won't die, sir!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:42:22 No.31743889 Report

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>>31743833
Going back in time and serving the coffee I asked for five minutes before I demanded it is not much of an asset, private Peterson. If anything, that's a liability as I'll see you both as toadying stooges rather than hardened soldiers.

Now, both of you drop and give me 50.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:44:51 No.31743910 Report

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>>31743500
Uhm... It's basically an atom bomb, ser.

If the opponent has one of these, try to scare it and hope you can take the hit(s).

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:46:13 No.31743914 Report

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>>31743500
Well.... fuck this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 16:54:30 No.31743992 Report

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>>31743889
>Giving a subordinate this much shit over a Pokemon that could literally end the war in total victory in an instant if it wanted
You idiots deserve to lose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 17:00:30 No.31744052 Report

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>>31743889

>Arceus' push-up shifts the planet up and down instead of moving it.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 17:19:22 No.31744264 Report

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Sir, he has excellent camoflage and is highly skilled in tactical espionage. Would prove to be a valuable asset in recon missions behind enemy lines.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2017 17:24:15 No.31744309 Report

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