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>Papa Anon comes home from work one day, bringing home the new Pokemon game for little Anon Jr.
>after leaving him with his game for a while, you go to check up on him
>team consists of Gardevoir, Lopunny, Tsareena, Mawile, Froslass, and Lilligant
what do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 08:38:19 No.31765572 Report

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>>31765558
Tell him he doesn't need two grass types and two fairy types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 08:46:24 No.31765606 Report

Quoted By: >>31765612

>>31765558
Steam roll his ass with a Mega Scizor then tell him to get his shit straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 08:47:37 No.31765611 Report

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>>31765558
unzip kartana

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 08:48:18 No.31765612 Report

Quoted By: >>31765625

>>31765606
>Lopunny used Fire Punch!
Your move, dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 08:51:48 No.31765625 Report

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>>31765612
This. Kek
You could Steamroll his ass with regular Scizor and Mega-Pert though.
Fill the remaining 4 slots with stall to destroy your son's will to live :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:13:25 No.31765698 Report

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>>31765558
Tell him he has shit taste in waifus.
Fucking casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:15:55 No.31765706 Report

Quoted By: >>31765734

>>31765558
>they're all male

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:22:56 No.31765734 Report

Quoted By: >>31765753 >>31765765 >>31765770

>>31765706
>Male froslass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:24:38 No.31765740 Report

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>>31765558
>no Primarina
This kid has awful taste. Your wife should be beautiful and strong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:24:41 No.31765742 Report

Quoted By: >>31765816

>>31765558
Dress up play

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:26:33 No.31765753 Report

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>>31765734
exactly. How'd the kid know how to hack?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:28:14 No.31765765 Report

Quoted By: >>31765782

>>31765734
exactly. He went out of his way for that one!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:29:26 No.31765770 Report

Quoted By: >>31765782

>>31765734
This.

LOCK HIM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:29:28 No.31765771 Report

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>>31765558
Good taste Junior!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:31:37 No.31765782 Report

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>>31765765
>>31765770
If your son is a gay husbandofag injector, you should just kill yourself because of how much you've failed as a parent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:37:02 No.31765816 Report

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>>31765742
if I have a boy and they even have the slightest hint of liking something even remotely girly I'm going to make him enjoy cross dressing by putting hypnosis in every little thing he likes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:41:14 No.31765825 Report

Quoted By: >>31765842 >>31765851 >>31765860 >>31765884 >>31765977 >>31766766

Upon seeing Gardevoir for the first time, your son gets his first erection.
He's also bigger than you.
What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:46:00 No.31765842 Report

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>>31765825
Ask him if he wants me to dress up for him :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:49:22 No.31765851 Report

Quoted By: >>31765859

>>31765816
That made no sense whatso fucking ever.>>31765825

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:51:10 No.31765859 Report

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>>31765851
Why is that? if he likes girly things then that means he wants to be a girl that's how things work right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 09:52:01 No.31765860 Report

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>>31765825

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 10:01:23 No.31765884 Report

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>>31765825
You made me want to see a shota having this huge bulge going down his pant leg while holding his 3DS, with his face being flushed. Can someone request it in a drawthread? Someone on /d/ could do it, probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 10:02:22 No.31765886 Report

Quoted By: >>31765896

>>31765859
>he fell for the trans meme
Liking girly things doesn't mean you want to be a girl. I like some girly things and I don't want to be a girl, neither am I gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 10:05:05 No.31765894 Report

Quoted By: >>31765958

>>31765859
Don't tell me this is an actual mentality. Oh wait
>remembers where he is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 10:06:12 No.31765896 Report

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>>31765886
I know that I was meme'ing, I hate the sterotype myself.

>you like girly stuff? you must be a sissy fag!
>you like girly stuff? you must be trans!

there's never a middle ground of reason with people is there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 10:24:37 No.31765958 Report

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>>31765894
On tumblr it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 10:29:00 No.31765977 Report

Quoted By: >>31766009

>>31765825
>He's also bigger than you.
That's my fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 10:39:37 No.31766009 Report

Quoted By: >>31766477

>>31765977
He's only bigger for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 12:15:02 No.31766477 Report

Quoted By: >>31766650

>>31766009
if he pulls these off, will you die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 12:42:00 No.31766650 Report

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>>31766477
that's weird looking bulge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 12:46:32 No.31766680 Report

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>>31765558
>Tsareena
ATTA BOY THATS MY SON ALRIGHT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 12:50:05 No.31766696 Report

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>>31765558
scold him for his trainer not being a little girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 13:06:59 No.31766766 Report

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>>31765825
>first erection
>hes bigger than you

This doesnt make sense

I think its more likely hed have his first erection in Poke-Amie or Pokemon Refresh than just seeing her
Hed rub his Pokemons crotch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 14:36:25 No.31767240 Report

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>>31765558
>Mawile
That's my bo-
>Rest of the team
Oh right, I have no son

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