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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:18:50 No.31769056 View View Reply Original Report

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Why isn't she able to find a BF again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:19:28 No.31769060 Report

Quoted By: >>31769143

I don't get this meme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:24:11 No.31769095 Report

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>>31769056

She has options tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:26:02 No.31769116 Report

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>>31769056
she's natrually a roastie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:28:21 No.31769135 Report

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>>31769056
Some people are just unlucky. I'm sure she can get laid all she wants, but she just hasn't met any guy that was interested in having a relationship. Completely by chance, she just haven't met one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:29:13 No.31769143 Report

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>>31769060
It's not a meme, it's her official character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:39:25 No.31769225 Report

Quoted By: >>31769330 >>31771654

>>31769056
Tapu Lele keeps her maidenhood pure by snibbing the benises of potential suitors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:40:31 No.31769235 Report

Quoted By: >>31771904

>having a bf
>having kids

She's the ultimate Chaderina, she's probably fucked them all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:44:28 No.31769275 Report

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>>31769056

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:48:20 No.31769303 Report

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>>31769056
because Gamefreak removed it from ORAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:50:33 No.31769324 Report

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>>31769056
Tapu Lele

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:51:07 No.31769330 Report

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>>31769225
>snibbing benises
>not keeping them all for herself
Nothing says "cock hungry slut" more than someone whose job is to keep your protégé a virgin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:51:59 No.31769339 Report

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I thought Lele prevented/didn't allow her from finding a love interest or something

The tapus are fucking assholes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:52:04 No.31769341 Report

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>>31769303

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 19:56:52 No.31769379 Report

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>>31769056
She might just be a shit person.

>>31769303
Underrated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 20:00:55 No.31769419 Report

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>>31769056
She has dark skin and dresses like a slut.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 20:02:04 No.31769430 Report

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>>31769056
>Again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 20:02:24 No.31769433 Report

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Maybe if she stopped dressing like a whore people would be more attracted to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 20:04:11 No.31769448 Report

Quoted By: >>31769465 >>31769470

>>31769056
Because she's bait for nerds who jerk it to 2D characters
Having someone putting his dick inside her kinda kills the bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 20:06:21 No.31769465 Report

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>>31769448
Lusamine seems to be doing just fine though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 20:07:09 No.31769468 Report

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because she's a lesbian

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 20:07:11 No.31769470 Report

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>>31769448
>implying people jerk off to her
There are many, MANY better options for that. Even Burnett and Lusamine, the "used goods", get more porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 20:36:26 No.31769761 Report

Quoted By: >>31771213 >>31771952

>>31769056
she's in lesbians with mallow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 21:03:36 No.31770016 Report

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>Dresses like a prostitute
>Hopes for a stable relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 21:15:41 No.31770103 Report

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I know the autistic virgins on /vp/ can't understand this but she was a humongous slut when she was young. Now that she's spoiling like milk and wants to get serious, no one is willing to settle for a used up whorebag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 21:49:42 No.31770435 Report

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>>31769056
Because she is in Alola.
Battle Frontiers are found in Hoenn (old), Sinnoh and Johto.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 21:55:14 No.31770505 Report

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>>31769303

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 22:53:51 No.31771213 Report

Quoted By: >>31771939

>>31769761
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:11:55 No.31771405 Report

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>>31769056
Have you ever tried to squeeze rock hard boobs? Or cuddle with them?

Yeah, there's you're answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:37:06 No.31771654 Report

Quoted By: >>31771673 >>31771680 >>31771860

>>31769225
This. They never mention it ingame, but it's pretty damn obvious that only virgins can be chosen as Island Kahunas and must keep a vow of keeping it, much like priests. If they don't keep it, they are killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:40:12 No.31771673 Report

Quoted By: >>31771714 >>31771804 >>31771860

>>31771654
what about nanu and hala

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:40:45 No.31771680 Report

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>>31771654

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:44:28 No.31771714 Report

Quoted By: >>31771752 >>31771792 >>31771806 >>31771847

>>31771673
Whose father is Nanu?
Hala is clearly not a biological grandpa, he just adopted and raised Hau because his parents abandoned him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:44:47 No.31771716 Report

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Why do people say Lele keeps her virgin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:47:18 No.31771752 Report

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>>31771714
>Hala is clearly not a biological grandpa, he just adopted and raised Hau because his parents abandoned him.
Dis nigga can't be serious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:50:29 No.31771792 Report

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>>31771714
are you telling me this glorious fucking 90's cop never got laid

i refuse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:50:33 No.31771796 Report

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>>31771752
Makes a lot of sense, that's why he is so optimistic all the time. He developed that attitude as a defense mechanism for the big dissapointment that his true parents were.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:51:43 No.31771804 Report

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>>31771673
nanu is a virg too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:51:57 No.31771806 Report

Quoted By: >>31771928

>>31771714
Once again, slowly.
Hau's father is Hala's son. He left the island cause of argument with Hala. That's what Hau straight out tells MC.

Here, have a (You).

Point with Nanu though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:56:13 No.31771847 Report

Quoted By: >>31771854

>>31771714
Nanu's father was probably the Kahuna that damned Po Town to eternal shithood, also he has to have a sibling because otherwise he wouldn't be the biological Uncle of Acerola. Hala is in fact 100% the grandfather of Hau, Hau's father is out of the picture because he was sick of getting overshadowed by his Father, the Kahuna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:57:40 No.31771854 Report

Quoted By: >>31771886

>>31771847
>he wouldn't be the biological Uncle of Acerola
He's not, Acerola just really likes him for god knows what reason.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2017 23:57:53 No.31771860 Report

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>>31771654
>>31771673
For a pointless fact, Nanu is actually named after an endemic Hawaiian gardenia. Said gardenia has been reduced to one individual of the Oahu population with like 8 others on another island. They named him after the plant to fit his miserable personality. The whole virgin assumption is an assumption, but there is some odd deepest lore regarding it.
That being said, cuttings have worked out great. I can buy one at home depot for like fifteen bucks.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:00:45 No.31771886 Report

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>>31771854
Fuck. That makes the whole back and forth less like family banter and more like genuine anger from Nanu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:01:49 No.31771898 Report

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>>31771886
He's a bitter, depressed old man, what do you expect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:02:14 No.31771904 Report

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>>31769235
>Chaderina
They're called Stacys you fucking normalfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:03:18 No.31771912 Report

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>>31769056
She's going out with me though. She's my girlfriend and I'm her boyfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:04:24 No.31771928 Report

Quoted By: >>31771956

>>31771806
Oh, it's true. Well there goes my headcanon, unless Hala is lying to Hau about his parents and he never met them. We'll know (or not) if Hau's father is ever revealed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:05:42 No.31771939 Report

Quoted By: >>31772106

>>31771213

>adult
>in lesbians with a 10 year old

in your sick pedo yuri fantasies, maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:07:00 No.31771952 Report

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>>31769761
I gotta pee on her.

I mean, I gotta pee...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:07:17 No.31771956 Report

Quoted By: >>31771975

>>31771928
you could just as easily say that Tapu Koko simply repealed that rule.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:09:00 No.31771975 Report

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>>31771956
Yeah, also possible since he's the coolest of the four

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:09:44 No.31771984 Report

Quoted By: >>31772005

What if I told you Kukui was her bf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:11:18 No.31771997 Report

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>>31769056
Yellow pedos consider women past 21 old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:12:30 No.31772005 Report

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>>31771984
Then Burnet is a cuckold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 00:23:09 No.31772106 Report

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>>31771939
Mallow definitely is not 10, she's close to being too old to be a trial captain you dumb fuck

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