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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 02:59:35 No.31773728 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31773732 >>31773862 >>31774860 >>31775251 >>31775265 >>31776218 >>31779512 >>31783261 >>31783303

>tfw no girlfriend who is also a Pokéfan to give her a Pokémon plushie on Valentine's day.

>tfw no girlfriend at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 03:00:14 No.31773732 Report

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>>31773728
Haha sucks to be you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 03:02:45 No.31773761 Report

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>only pokegirl I know is a Muslim who defends the Boston bombers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 03:09:20 No.31773862 Report

Quoted By: >>31774939 >>31774998 >>31775957 >>31779287 >>31779589 >>31780818 >>31781996

>>31773728
>tfw trying to get a girlfriend since I was 8 years old
>tfw I'm already 18yo and I've been rejected by 10-15 girls in 10 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 03:54:13 No.31774485 Report

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>>31773761
What's her favorite Pokemon? Alolan Golem?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 03:55:13 No.31774495 Report

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>>31774485
underrated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 03:56:31 No.31774510 Report

Quoted By: >>31774822

>tfw every stores will have a bargain sale on every types of chocolates.
I love days like today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:21:38 No.31774809 Report

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>>31774485
Bewear.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:23:24 No.31774821 Report

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>tfw no boyfriend to give me overpriced plushies
>tfw no girlfriend to practice VGC with
>tfw no pokefriend to fug me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:23:28 No.31774822 Report

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>>31774510
My nigga.
The day after Valentine's is a godsend for cheap candy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:27:47 No.31774860 Report

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>>31773728
>tfw 8.5/10 cute girl at work is super into pokemon
>tfw too much of a pussy to ask her out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:31:08 No.31774906 Report

Quoted By: >>31774939 >>31774989 >>31775262 >>31775720

>have qt gf
>mfw not a pokefan
>mfw "I do not agree with premarital sex"

A-atleast I have my normie porn, r-right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:31:29 No.31774912 Report

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>>31774860
DO IT FAGGOT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:32:48 No.31774927 Report

Quoted By: >>31779295

>>31774860
I BELIEVE IN YOU ANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:33:19 No.31774936 Report

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>>31774860
At least fucking try it, she's probably wondering if you're ever going to ask her anyway. If she says no, nothing changes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:33:21 No.31774939 Report

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>>31773862
>>31774906
That's what you get for being a dumb frogposter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:36:24 No.31774983 Report

Quoted By: >>31775383 >>31779295

>tfw GF has no work tomarrow
>tfw can fuck all day tomarrow

>>31774860
YOU CAN DO IT ANON

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:37:02 No.31774989 Report

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>>31774906
>watching porn while having a girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:37:59 No.31774998 Report

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>>31773862

Sinnohfetuses everyone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:40:43 No.31775029 Report

Quoted By: >>31775115 >>31775129

>>31774989
>you have to stop watching porn when you get in a relationship

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:42:52 No.31775057 Report

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>>31774989
Do people seriously do this? Especially since his gf doesn't put out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:48:06 No.31775115 Report

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>>31775029
It's basic decency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:49:31 No.31775129 Report

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>>31775029
>>31774989
>>31775057
>watching porn
>like ever
wow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:51:18 No.31775152 Report

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>tfw no cute gf who will paint her face for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:51:25 No.31775155 Report

Quoted By: >>31775170

>>31775115
>implying I wouldn't just rather fap to pokegirls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:52:59 No.31775170 Report

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>>31775155
>not pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 04:56:23 No.31775195 Report

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>>31775170
Those people disappoint me more and more.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 05:02:43 No.31775251 Report

Quoted By: >>31776347

>>31773728
>tfw gf after 25 years
>tfw gf is pokemon fan
>tfw gave her a Banette plush for Christmas
>tfw she has a Hilda cosplay
>tfw she made a Hilbert jacket and hat for me
>tfw we occasionally go to the local mall or parks in the area in costume with our 3DSes ready to battle
>tfw we're planning to get a Tepig outfit tailored for our baby
>mfw tomorrow night

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 05:04:10 No.31775262 Report

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>>31774906
Don't even try anon, these girls that are real Pokéfans or fans of vidya/anime don't stay single for more than 1-2 weeks.

Ugly ones are included in this, because one of my cousins is in her early 20s and is a hardcore Pokémon VG/TCG fan who is ugly as fuck (nigger and fat) and already has a son.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 05:04:22 No.31775265 Report

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>>31773728
>tfw you know a girl that likes pokemon and much or more than you
>tfw you never asked her out and see how it goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 05:17:54 No.31775380 Report

Quoted By: >>31776363 >>31780685

>tfw my girlfriend died 3 years ago in a car accident

>tfw the last thing I got from her is a plushie of Glaceon, my favourite Pokémon

>tfw sometimes I cry seeing that plushie and remembering her and the smile in her face when she saw that I was so happy to get that plush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 05:18:12 No.31775383 Report

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>>31774983
That's my plan, we are getting a blizzard here tomorrow so it's a lock down day of the best kind

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 06:00:02 No.31775720 Report

Quoted By: >>31779260

>>31774906
>i want premarital sex
disgusting degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 06:01:49 No.31775734 Report

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My BF doesn't eve know what Pokemon I like. Meanwhile I know his favorite is Krabby/Kingler but nobody makes plushes of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 06:03:29 No.31775746 Report

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if i get a shiny dratini in HG today itll become my SO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 06:33:27 No.31775912 Report

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>>31774860

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 06:36:18 No.31775928 Report

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>>31773761
>only pokegirl I know is a Muslim
This shit again, I mean if you're desperate can't you ju-

>who defends the Boston bombers
...why do you even acknowledge her existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 06:40:46 No.31775957 Report

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>>31773862
well, at least you tried to ask out a girl

unfortunaely, i don't have the balls to do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 07:32:55 No.31776218 Report

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>>31773728
gimmie dragonair plush and i'll be your gf anonie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 08:15:39 No.31776347 Report

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>>31775251
>baby
>gf
degenrate pls leave

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 08:19:32 No.31776363 Report

Quoted By: >>31776452

>>31775380

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 08:22:50 No.31776381 Report

Quoted By: >>31776505

>don't want to be in a relationship and have been pretty clear about it
>get chocolate from a girl who's pretty much asking you out
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 08:40:06 No.31776452 Report

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>>31776363
i got that for my baby brother and he loves it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 08:49:40 No.31776481 Report

Quoted By: >>31779351

>tfw have gf of 4 years
>tfw she doesn't even acknowledge valentine's day

We're gonna hang out and maybe fuck, but she doesn't expect anything. Not that I'd even get her something Pokémon related, not every present has to be Pokémon just because we both play. I got her an Oddish last Christmas and she bought herself a Fennekin in NYC so she's got her favorites anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 08:59:37 No.31776505 Report

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>>31776381
eat le chocolate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 09:46:01 No.31776649 Report

Quoted By: >>31779295

>>31774860
Fucking do it dude. You got nothing to lose by doing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 09:59:45 No.31776706 Report

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>Not spending valentine's with your waifu/husbando
Degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 17:49:16 No.31779260 Report

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>>31775720
>>31776347
Samefag tears are delicious.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 17:53:07 No.31779287 Report

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>>31773862
tfw my girlfriend really doesn't like any video games including pokemon and it's the only thing i would change about her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 17:53:21 No.31779295 Report

Quoted By: >>31779500 >>31779537 >>31779607 >>31780498 >>31781276 >>31781489

>>31774912
>>31774927
>>31774936
>>31774983
>>31776649
Well I worked up the courage to do it. When I asked her if she had any plans today she said she's going out with her bf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:00:04 No.31779351 Report

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>>31776481
Same. My gf is literally autistic and doesn't really cares about these things. Sometimes it's good because I don't have to plan dates or gifts or whatever, but sometimes I want a cute and comfy celebration with her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:04:16 No.31779391 Report

Quoted By: >>31779416 >>31779525 >>31780378

Who /filledwithregret/ here? How did you ruin it, Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:07:38 No.31779416 Report

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>>31779391
My drinking got out of hand and she no longer wanted to be with me.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:14:19 No.31779500 Report

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>>31779295

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:15:46 No.31779512 Report

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>>31773728
Don't give up, anon.

My husband had never played Pokemon when we first started dating. I bought him a DS and Platinum for Christmas and he got into battling for me. I just finished breeding and training our teams for the little online competition tomorrow. He always gets me a Pokemon plushie for special occasions. Today was a Kutari Pachirisu because Pachirisu was on my team in Gen 4 when we met. Last year I got a Flabebe because it's on a flower.

His favorite is Metagross because he's a programmer and loves the idea of a super computer being his best friend. Mine is Whimsicott because so fluffy.

Sometimes you just need to meet the right person and then introduce them to your hobbies and help them get started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:17:26 No.31779525 Report

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>>31779391
She got overly jealous of the fact I say "love you" to a select handful of childhood friends and act somewhat more affectionate than normal around them.
I didn't ruin it yet but I feel it's gonna collapse on itself soon. And I don't regret a thing, I consider those people a second family.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:18:01 No.31779531 Report

Quoted By: >>31779590 >>31780394

>tfw quiet
>tfw aloof
>tfw disengaged
>tfw I actively try to avoid people
>tfw self-doubt always prevents me from doing anything about it
And the worst part is that I hate it but I can't stop it. I have no one to blame but myself.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:19:10 No.31779537 Report

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>>31779295
Better luck next time buddy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:19:36 No.31779539 Report

Quoted By: >>31779618

>tfw got a rose and chocolates today
>it's from that one coworker who gives everyone the exact same thing, and I really mean EVERYONE
>I don't even like chocolates

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:23:07 No.31779589 Report

Quoted By: >>31781996

>>31773862

You know nothing. I'm 5 years older then you and have been shot down 3 times as much. Even when I'm just being friendly, women refuse to speak to me unless they want something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:23:09 No.31779590 Report

Quoted By: >>31779612

>>31779531
all of this + becoming a shy and nervous wreck when I do somehow manage to talk to someone
At least you're not the only one suffering that way, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:25:26 No.31779607 Report

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>>31779295
At least you tried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:25:56 No.31779612 Report

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>>31779590
More me it's either alogia or I just drop all filters and talk like an asshole (and then regret it immediately).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 18:26:43 No.31779618 Report

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>>31779539
Regift the chocolates to someone you want to fug
Or give them to a whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:24:32 No.31780378 Report

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>>31779391
I was 13 and neither girl who said they liked me never acted on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:26:39 No.31780394 Report

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>>31779531
I have this problem too, but it doesn't affect me as much since I don't really mind being alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:32:23 No.31780444 Report

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It's not all bad lads. My gf shouted at me for booking something without consulting her (despite me asking weeks ago and reminding her on Sunday) and I'm sat having tea alone after a swim to channel my lent up frustration

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:38:18 No.31780498 Report

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>>31779295
The important thing is you took a risk and got out of your comfort zone. You'll get another opportunity eventually

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:41:35 No.31780529 Report

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>tfw a girl likes you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:50:31 No.31780610 Report

Quoted By: >>31780634

>tfw have a girlfriend
>tfw drunk as fuck

You can make it anons. I'm ugly as fuck and although my gf is not at 10/10, I love her a lot and she loves me crazily. You can make it as long as you don't surrender.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:52:17 No.31780625 Report

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>It's valentines day
Oh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 19:53:21 No.31780634 Report

Quoted By: >>31780892

>>31780610
What do you mean surrender?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:01:33 No.31780685 Report

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>>31775380
Thanks for ruining Glaceon for me you nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:15:44 No.31780818 Report

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>>31773862
are you me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:17:36 No.31780830 Report

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>tfw never interested in a relationship and never will
>tfw friends family and vidya are all i need to be happy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:23:49 No.31780869 Report

Quoted By: >>31781177 >>31781323 >>31781615

>drawfag
>art is how I pay my bills so I'm constantly drawing with little free time
>still take time to do a nice painting for gf of her as a trainer
>spent a week on it, it looks so damn nice, I'd charge someone $170 for a drawing like this
>also import a Mega Mawile plush for her since it's her favorite
>last night she tells me she's been cheating on me with her roommate
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:26:56 No.31780892 Report

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>>31780634
Don't give up anon. You will find someone that will love as you are as long as you're not a self-defeatist fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:35:03 No.31780954 Report

Quoted By: >>31780968

I plan on going to more cons, cosplay as Kukui or Kiawe or Archie, and try to find a real pokefan girl there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:37:28 No.31780968 Report

Quoted By: >>31780993

>>31780954
Would you really want some "le nerdy gurl xD" that goes to anime conventions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:42:02 No.31780993 Report

Quoted By: >>31781073

>>31780968
That's why I said real, there are real ones and fake ones at cons. If she only plays Go, and only watches entry level anime, I'll know she is casual and not what I'm looking for.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:42:30 No.31781000 Report

Quoted By: >>31781038 >>31781054

This day has just dragged everything back to the surface again. I've been holding up well for a good couple weeks, but now I just wanna send a message to check if he's alright.

I know he doesn't want to see or hear from me ever again, but I just worry so much.

Fuck, why can't I let go and learn to accept that we're different people now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:47:23 No.31781038 Report

Quoted By:

>>31781000
Tons of gay dudes like pokemon, you'll find another guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:48:28 No.31781054 Report

Quoted By:

>>31781000
nice trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 20:49:56 No.31781073 Report

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>>31780993
I can't really imagine a modest girl I'd have an interest in to go to conventions. Then again, I just hate dressing up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:00:55 No.31781177 Report

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>>31780869
>last night she tells me she's been cheating on me with her roommate
women
not even once

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:12:47 No.31781276 Report

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>>31779295
>tfw she probably doesnt even have a boyfriend and just said that to push him away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:18:22 No.31781323 Report

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>>31780869
holy shit dude i dont have a reaction image that can clearly display my level of anger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:36:11 No.31781489 Report

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>Met a new coworker a couple of weeks ago
>I help her and tell her a bit about the company, we talk about work and bond over how shitty the tools are
>Actually started working for another client (but the same company) several days later so we don't have the occasion to see each other much, only like once every few days during breaks
>Whenever we talk she laughs and reacts in ways I've never seen before. Seems pretty introvert as well. No sign of a SO whatsoever, in her speech or demeanor.

She's cute as fuck in an introvert kind of way. I think I'm going to ask her on a date in a day or two because we can only talk about work for so long. It feels like rushing things after only talking a few times but I think that's how it works for literally everyone else?

Then I see this fucking post >>31779295 and I just think, if this doesn't work out then I'm sure to be fucked for the rest of my entire life.

hahaha I don't really know

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:37:40 No.31781516 Report

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I felt so fucking depressed but now I'm drunk and everything feels fucking wonderful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:43:15 No.31781567 Report

Quoted By: >>31781593 >>31781608

i don't understand why you neckbeards want one so bad

it's sooo overrated, the chances of finding a girl that you'll actually get along with after a few months is slim to none.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:45:44 No.31781593 Report

Quoted By: >>31781608

>>31781567
It's more the concept of someone being there for you. You know, the idea that somebody actually gives a damn about you. But that's probably too much for a disgusting subhuman like me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:47:22 No.31781608 Report

Quoted By: >>31781701

>>31781567
>>31781593
it's not. You all deserve to have someone there for you. Even if you're disgusting or whatever, girls are the same. They feel disgusting, they feel sad, you've got to understand that they're the same as you. Insecure, sad and lonely. Once you understand that you will get a girlfriend. And get to heaven with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:48:01 No.31781615 Report

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>>31780869
My deepest condolences to you anon

got a sample of your art?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:55:07 No.31781701 Report

Quoted By: >>31781727 >>31781817

>>31781608
What if I'm an adult and can fix my own problems without someone to help me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 21:57:40 No.31781727 Report

Quoted By: >>31781757 >>31781787

>>31781701
Then you should've got a girlfriend by now. If you don't then you're not an adult.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:00:03 No.31781757 Report

Quoted By: >>31781845

>>31781727
>You aren't an adult if you don't have someone to cry to about all your problems like a touchy high-schooler
Has it crossed your mind that not everyone gives a shit about relationships?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:02:52 No.31781787 Report

Quoted By: >>31781845

>>31781727
what

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:05:17 No.31781817 Report

Quoted By: >>31781838

>>31781701
Fix your problems then, adult.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:06:57 No.31781838 Report

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>>31781817
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:07:23 No.31781845 Report

Quoted By: >>31781887

>>31781757
then why the fuck are you on this thread?
>>31781787
if you've fixed your issues then you should've got a girlfriend by this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:11:08 No.31781887 Report

Quoted By: >>31781895

>>31781845
But I don't want one? Why would I if I'm already emotionally satisfied in my life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:12:06 No.31781895 Report

Quoted By: >>31781917

>>31781887
Then why are you on this thread? This is supposed to be the sad and drunk thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:14:30 No.31781917 Report

Quoted By: >>31781961

>>31781895
I want to understand. I'm always surrounded by people crying about this shit but I've never seen why it's considered such a big deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:20:45 No.31781961 Report

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>>31781917
Because on this life it's natural you want to be loved by someone. Yeah, there's another life later. But even then, this life is just one chance and you want to have sex, you want to be kissed, you want to feel loved. That's the reason there are so much threads as this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:23:15 No.31781996 Report

Quoted By: >>31782031

>>31773862
>>31779589
You either have horrendously high standards or have done absolutely nothing to improve yourselves / look good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:27:17 No.31782031 Report

Quoted By: >>31782317 >>31782362

>>31781996
I'm the guy rejected by 10-15 girls. Yes, for many years I was a fat bastard ugly as sin, but since 2015 I stated a diet and make excercise. I lost so much weigh (from 95 kg to 62 kg). I'm not /fit/ or the most handsome person in the world, but at least I tried to improve myself...but with no rewad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 22:56:53 No.31782317 Report

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>>31782031
Most people are very shallow, so work on the small details like getting clear skin (face washes, exfoliation, lip balm and moisturizer), having nice smile (white straight teeth and good breath), getting a trendy haircut with nicely trimmed facial hair and eyebrows, getting clothes that fit, etc.

Avoid looking like a creep, earn people's trust and sympathy by making them (believe that they) know you. Remember that most people are kinda shitty and insecure but they just have learned how to present well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2017 23:00:32 No.31782362 Report

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>>31782031
You've just got to learn that the girl are just as insecure as you. Try to be as good as you can be and you will get a gf for sure my man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 00:32:44 No.31783261 Report

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>>31773728
My gf and I both play, though I do more competitive things than she does. Not for competitions but for playing against our friends.

For valentine's day we make each other cute construction paper cards. I'm terrible with finishing candy and taking care of flowers and she is wanting to watch what she eats to get/fit/.

>tfw both of our cards included dinosaurs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 00:36:59 No.31783303 Report

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>>31773728
does vp always pretend that 8/10 female pokemon fans aren't ugly as shit?
I mean, fuck, I'm on vp, so I know how ugly the men are on here, but still....

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