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Let's play a game to see if your "Best Girl" or "Best Guy" really WOULD date you. Describe a date between you and your chosen pokemon character. What you do and your numbers will determine what happens and if they have a good time. Here's how it goes down: 0 = They had a horrible time and they're never gonna date you again 1 = They had an okay time, but you aren't really their type (no pun intended) and agree that you can still be friends, but they want to date other people. 2 = They had a relatively good time and, while they might want another date, they want to date around too. 3 = They had a pretty good time and want to date you again. Date ends in a hug and a flirtatious wink. 4 = They had a really good time at the date and agree to a second one. Date ends in a kiss on the cheek and their number. 5 = They had a fantastic time on the date and they want to date you some more, maybe as a regular thing. Kiss on the cheek and a flirtatious wink as a promise for next date. You get their number. 6 = They had an absolutely wonderful time on the date. Afterwards, they kiss you. A. Real. Kiss. Also, you get their number. 7 = They loved the date so much that they kiss you completely right after. You guys then go inside and have a follow up date inside. Reroll for this. 8 = The date went smoother than the finest spinarak silk and you two go inside and make out. Gets number afterwards. 9 = 8 but second base. Dubs cancels bad stuff from other rolls and lets you do one non-sexual thing that's your kink Trips and they absolutely love you, fug on the first date, and continue to date you Anything above is marriage Rolling for Mina in my next post.Mods, I swear to god, I better not get a ban for "GET" or stupid shit like that. /VPMD/ does this and they NEVER get banned for it, so please just let us have our fun. Please, mods.
Anonymous
drasna roll, haven't looked at the spoiler text yet
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Stargazing with Touko
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Anonymous
>>31784846 Mina and I go to Alkala's beach for a nice time. We take a walk along the beach looking for a good spot before laying down our towels and umbrellas. I brought some food and nice, homemade chocolate crepes with powdered sugar for us to eat. Her paint washes off, but I help her reapply the paint.
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>>31784878 EYYY I GOTS THE PALIS TOO
Anonymous
Anonymous
Drasna's going to the park to feed duckletts and she's gonna love it, right?
Anonymous
I take them to Sonic We get wings Then we take the wings out and eat them while watching stars at this shady part out of town that lets you see the whole milky way Then we fuck with the wing sauce as lube
Anonymous
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Moonlit walk with Acerola
Seth
>>31784889 This is op, by the way.
Didn't get the trips, but at least I got the best singles roll. Nice time with Mina!
>>31784878 Beat you.
Anonymous
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>>31784846 roll for mai waifu lana
Anonymous
>>31784909 meh 8 is good enough
Anonymous
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>>31784896 Aw yeah, grandma smooch. I'm content.
Seth
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>>31784919 Alright, cool.
>>31784901 You didn't fuck and your 1 says that she never wants to see you as anything more than a friend. Good on you for your shit taste in dates.
Anonymous
Don't go breaking my heart. Asshole.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31784846 going out with olivia
just having fun watching the masked royal battle
Anonymous
>>31785001 >off by one could of had it all
please another date!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
My date with Kris!!! How does it go?
Anonymous
>>31784846 I take Mallow to Malie city for a day on the town, we visit the local shops and indulge in the atmosphere. Afterwards we have dinner in the Malie gardens and admire the view.
Anonymous
>>31785010 >>31785001 s-so that's how it is huh
;-;
fucking tapu lele strikes again
Anonymous
>>31784846 I don't have a waifu but I'm rolling anways
Anonymous
>>31784957 Uh oh. Don't fuck this up, me, you can do it. I forgot to describe the date.
>1st date is a quiet trip to the scorched Cinnabar where we just talk about DEEP STUFF and reflect on life, maybe a picnic >2nd date would be to Seafoam to explore Anonymous
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>>31785028 Well done on ur date
Seth
>>31785001 >>31785010 I'm so sorry. You deserved much better.
In fact, I rate your date higher than a 1. I'm rolling for you, man.
Anonymous
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>>31785028 Aw yiss
Smooth operator
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31785040 ALL of your future relationships are now cursed by that roll.
Seth
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>>31785022 Oh fuck... You get to do whatever nonsexual kink you want...
Anonymous
>>31784997 Oh, all right, it went great. I guess if we're going to her place right afterwards, something sort of plain and spontaneous. A movie we've both seen already.
Anonymous
I don't have anyone in mind, but I'll roll for sneaking into the local park and eating cold pizza at 3 AM anyway.
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>>31785042 >tfw you fuck it up I knew it...
Seth
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>>31785067 Oh shit, man.
Also,
>>31785030 >>31785048 Saved you, my man.
Anonymous
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>>31785068 I know how to have fun!
Anonymous
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>>31785022 >She had a relatively good time and, while they might want another date, they want to date around too. But since I got dubs that last part is cancelled, looks like I get another date!
>lets you do one non-sexual thing that's your kink I guess giving her a foot massage would be nice.
Anonymous
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>>31785018 We definitely went to the aquarium and looked at the big ol' fishies.
8 is a good number.
Seth
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>>31785067 What's your third date? WHAT'S YOUR THIRD DATE?
Anonymous
>go rock climbing (or some other Rock shit, she'll probably like it) >hope I don't get cucked by Grant >give her a personal massage afterwards >if done right, ends in heavy makeout session in the back of my car 0, 1, or 2 and I get cucked
Anonymous
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>>31785142 Sheez, Olivia apparently can't even get fictional dates
Anonymous
>>31785142 You done got cucked, but, listen, man, since I love Olivia's suitors so much, I'll give you a bit of advice.
Keep this thread open and another tab of /vp/'s main page and refresh like a fucking madman. Once you see the bottom post of the most recent thread, post when you see the number before the one you want to get. Seth
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>>31785001 >>31785010 >>31785142 F O R E V E R S I N G L E
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whatever happens happens
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>>31785067 >67 >7 = They loved the date so much that they kiss you completely right after. You guys then go inside and have a follow up date inside. Reroll for this. >go inside and have a follow up date to the follow up date we had inside After talking all through the movie, we go from her regular house/apartment to her secret house/apartment. Presumably an area behind one of her bookcases that requires pulling a candlestick to get to. It'd be where she goes to write and hang out with ghosts. We'd just talk on one of the dusty armchairs for a long time and probably make out a little.
Seth
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>>31785229 What... What did you mean by this?
Anonymous
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>>31785229 FUCKING LELE, MAN
Anonymous
Anonymous
Seth
>>31785233 Your dubs says you (Olivia) can do one nonsexual kink with Lele. You can't fuck her, unlike how you loudly declared, but you can do other stuff.
Seems as if Lele has taken quite a liking to you, Olivia ;) Anonymous
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Rolling for chicken
Anonymous
>>31785030 >>31785001 >>31785010 >>31785142 >>31785274 >>31785229 >>31785233 >this fucking Tapu keeps cucking us NO
It ends here
OLIVIA WILL BE MY WIFE YOU HEAR ME
WIFEEEEEEE
Seth
>>31785319 Kek no She's mine
Anonymous
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>>31785319 >>31785331 Nice try, Sethy boy.
Anonymous
>>31784846 My sweet, strong, loving pookiebear will always love me and I will always love her!
Anonymous
>>31785274 I'll Shadow Sneak behind her, then give her my Iron Head, then I'll Heavy Slam her until I Gunk Shot all over her back
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I visit the Moo Moo Ranch with Whitney. We pet some baby Miltank and Tauros. Maybe we watch a Tauros mount a Miltank in the wild and get some ideas.
Seth, the god of Cruelty
>>31785340 Really? Because your zero says otherwise.
Anonymous
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>>31785343 >Pulling out Stupid faggot.
Seth, the god of Cruelty
>>31785343 Is this all an innuendo for "a hug and a flirtatious wink?"
Anonymous
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>>31785347 Fine, you know what, Skull Grunt? I've moved on too. Good luck with your new life!
Anonymous
>>31784846 I'd like to see if Diantha is interested. If she is, I'd propose a morning of shopping around Lumiose, lunch at her favorite cafe, then a battle in the afternoon to witness the power of Mega Evolution firsthand (and maybe invoke some myself).
Anonymous
Seth, the god of Cruelty
>>31785001 >>31785010 >>31785142 >>31785233 >>31785343 >>31785360 With my new trip, I make out with Lele to fuck with all of you who love Olivia and do it in front of you JUST for the fun of it!!!
Seth, the god of Cruelty
>>31785398 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
IT DOESN'T STOP!!!!!
Anonymous
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Rolling for Evelyn
Anonymous
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>>31784846 I go with Jasmine and I take them to Taste of Chicago
Seth, the god of Cruelty
Anonymous
>>31785371 Well, a disappointing result, but also the most realistic.
I'm not sure whether there are rules regarding rerolls; I'd like to give it one more shot, but I think I'm pushing my luck here.
Anonymous
>>31784846 Rolling for Gladion
Anonymous
>>31785235 I am free from the infinity date, and I've got her number. Nice.
Seth, the humbled...
>>31785431 Awww... Alright, I've learned my lesson. Sorry to all you Olivia suitors...
>>31785442 *internal laughing*
>>31785457 >gets 7 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Seth
>>31785466 >>31785457 THE DATES KEEP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
Anonymous
Alright then I ask out Yancy, but we chill at Undella Bay
SETH, THE REVIVED GOD OF CRUELTY
>>31785457 >>31785477 WITH MY DOUBLE SEVENS I IMPRISON YOU TO AT LEAST ONE MORE DATE
Anonymous
>>31785507 Well, that's fine. I mean, I want a follow up date. For our second/fourth date, we go to a nice restaraunt.
Seth, not the being he once was because he's with Mina
Seth, not the being he once was because he's with Mina Wed 15 Feb 2017 04:18:15 No. 31785539 Report Quoted By:
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>>31785499 Second time's the charm
Anonymous
Heh it ends here my quints means I get to marry her and have children with her and live a happy life with OLIVIA SUCK IT TAPU LELE
Anonymous
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QUADS INCOMING
Anonymous
>>31785553 SOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE
DAMN YOU LELE
Seth, Tapu lele's Platonic friend
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>>31785553 Nah, she just told me to tell you to have fun with your flirtatious wink
Anonymous
>>31785566 HAHAHA DOUBLE DUBS I WIN GG NO REE
Anonymous
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>>31784846 Movies with Roxie.
Anonymous
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>>31785573 Actually, my friend...
>>31785477 Anonymous
Seth, the Man who Manages to Fuck up every time in real life
Seth, the Man who Manages to Fuck up every time in real life Wed 15 Feb 2017 04:33:31 No. 31785679 Report Quoted By:
>>31784846 Mallow is canonically 19. Mallow and I decide to chill in my college dorm for the night. I fix us some tea for us to share in the common room and we cuddle together on the couch near the fireplace.
Seth, the sad because his thread died
>>31784846 Well, it had a good run. I thought it was fun, anyway.
Anonymous
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>>31785433 Well, looks like the second chance worked out much better (assuming I got it; if not, oh well).
Anonymous
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>>31785776 >giving up this early Threads have bounced back from way lower than this. Here's my bump
>pick her up from school and pretend I'm her daddy >go to the arcade >watch Nightmare Before Christmas (seems like her thing) >plow her until she passes out from the pain >tuck her in and kiss her goodnight Anonymous
>>31784846 Trying my luck with Gladi
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31784846 trying my luck
If Even then Acerola
If Odd then Gladion
Anonymous
>>31786021 Okay, now I'm rolling for Acerola only, since Gladion is such a faggot,
Anonymous
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>>31785990 W-who says I'm the N roleplayer
You have the wrong guy
I'm just an innocent anon rolling for Gladi
Fuk u anon I'm not even the first one to roll for Gladion Anonymous
>>31786037 Rerolling again.
Anonymous
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HEX MANIAC ROLL Oregano comentario robot
Anonymous
>>31786021 >>31786037 >>31786055 Cool, I guess I'll snuggle with her for a while, no fug involved.
This completes my trilogy of posts everyone, thankyou.
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Roll for candice
Anonymous
>>31786078 What the fuck is the point if you're just going to reroll until you get the result you want
Anonymous
>>31786166 I had that same question regarding whether that was acceptable; see
>>31785371 and
>>31785433 .
Anonymous
>>31786166 >>31786180 My only proper reroll was the first one where I got 1 with Gladion.
The reason I rolled again on Acerola was because I got a 7, which states I should reroll for the follow up date.
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>>31786180 I kinda assumed that if they wanted to date you again you could reroll to see how the second date went. Maybe OP can specify when/if he comes back.
Not gonna lie I was a bit disappointed I got dubs on the callout post and not my actual roll Anonymous
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>>31784846 Rolling for Guzma
>this happens post game >on the beach >he tries to look scary but I kiss him >he is flustered >it happens to be Valentines day >he calls me an idiot and says meet him at malasada shop >I meet him >he's sitting at a table and looks mad >I sit next to him >he shoves a box in my face >it's a wedding ring >we marry >we have the sex >lots of sex >we make a baby >pic related >happy ever after Anonymous
>>31786189 .... I can get rerolling for the seven, but why'd you even include Gladi in your post if you were just going to reroll if you got him?
Anonymous
>>31786197 I was going to roll for both seperately but I wasn't sure which one to do first, so I made an even/odd clause and I did Gladion first and it ended up 1 so then I moved on to Acerola. Even if I got a 9 with Gladion I still would have moved on to Acerola and vice versa.
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>>31786216 Ah. Okay, never mind me then.
Anonymous
>>31784846 >still salty about giving me the badge Anonymous
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>>31786288 >dubs salt intensifies
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>>31786327 reroll for second
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31786366 >>31786406 So, what are you gonna do for your non sexual kink anon?
Anonymous
>>31786418 touch her hair of course
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>>31786454 That's cute.
You should snuggle instead, that way you get to touch hair and feel the warm embrace.
No fug allowed.
Anonymous
We just go to the beach, sitting on a blanket, eating and letting the sounds of the ocean do its thing.
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>>31786494 >4 Successful date is successful.
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>>31784846 My personal favorite version of Serena, and I guess I'd take her to some high canyon or something so she can do her sky battle stuff and I guess I'd join her in some way.
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>>31784846 I guess I'd take her to go to the top of Prism Tower at night for a nice view or if we're in Alola, take her to the observatory at night for the scenery again. Either that or go explore Poni Island together trying to find the Battle Tree.
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Playing catch with Whitney?
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>>31784846 Well well this is kinda cool
Anonymous
Anonymous
I fly with Mina to Laverre City, we have a coffee at the local cafe, then we have a walk around town, so that we can let our pokemon play around.
Anonymous
>>31787219 ground-rule double
Anonymous
Anonymous
A casual stroll through Castelia City can't be that bad, right?
Anonymous
>>31787264 Second base, anon.
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>>31787271 Oh ok sorry, I'm not familiar with burger sports
Anonymous
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>>31787266 >Dubs Hoo boy
And by bring her to a large chunk of restaurants there, I slowly begin her descent into mild feederism Anonymous
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>>31787266 Looking at my post now, I completely forgot to say who I was going out with
My b
Fennel Anonymous
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>>31784889 You sure its a good idea to fill mina's tum with all those sweets?
Anonymous
Bianca. I've never hung out alone with a girl so there would be a lot of looking down at my plate and silently praying a swift death.
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>>31787336 FUCKYEAH GOODBYE KISS VIRGINITY
Anonymous
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Me and Acerola don't get arrested
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Rolling for Mina.
Anonymous
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
Trying for this sexy beast. Uhh what does he like...? Long secluded walks in remote locations and battling pokemon? Let's go with that.
Anonymous
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
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>>31788164 Oh hey, not bad considering my track record
Anonymous
Anonymous
I'm going to take her to the travelling fair and let her do whatever she wants, then we're going to take a short walk down to the beach and watch the sunset together eating carnival food and drinking cocktails.
Anonymous
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>>31788319 Woohoo! It went
swimmingly. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31789837 Well, I have to reroll.
Anonymous
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>>31784846 rolling for me adorable crush!
Anonymous
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Rolling for Jasmine best girl!
Anonymous
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rolling for walking at sunset with delphox
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rolling for acerola!
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Let's see if I busted her.
Anonymous
I won tickets to a rap show! Grunt please go with me
Anonymous
>>31794527 Inside date? Netflix n chill then?
Anonymous
spark roll we go out and eat ice cream suggestively
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>>31784846 Take a nice, relaxing stroll through Pinwheel Forest. Ride bicycles to Castelia City and have Casteliacones for lunch. Finish off with a Ferris wheel ride at Nimbasa City.
Anonymous
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>>31794548 I knew it, we gonna sex it
Seth, the succ essor
>>31794544 Very nice.
Also, regarding rerolls, allowed AS LONG AS YOU'RE ROLLING FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
>>31784846 Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31794466 What do Double Dubs do for me?
Anonymous
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>>31794649 ayy, i get some lovely sexy times
with latias Anonymous
>>31794618 Ah, then my second roll was no good. A shame, as it was dubs.
Confirmed friendzoned ;_; I'll have to think about this one and see if I'd pick anyone else.
Anonymous
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rolling for kahili
Anonymous
>>31784846 go to the bookstore with shauntal
Seth, the giver of no fucks (except this one time when all denialfags got BTFO)
Seth, the giver of no fucks (except this one time when all denialfags got BTFO) Thu 16 Feb 2017 01:58:23 No. 31794759 Report >>31794681 Two nonsexual things
Anonymous
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>>31784846 rolling for lusamine
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>>31794745 ayyyy we're gonna have comfy reading cuddles together
and I guess I'll read her fanfics too
Anonymous
We go to eat at the Seven Stars Restaurant, then go for a walk by the shore, and end by chilling at the Valor Lakefront.
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>>31784846 Rolling for fairy goddess.
Anonymous
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>>31794813 hey it's a start. taking it slow ;D
Anonymous
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>>31794759 Feeding her and rubbing her tummy it is then. Anonymous
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I'm taking Sabrina to the beach.
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Hoping I get a better result than this poor anon right here
>>31788161 Trips or more pls
Seth, the unfathomably high and king of false confidence
Seth, the unfathomably high and king of false confidence Thu 16 Feb 2017 02:09:33 No. 31794885 Report Quoted By:
>>31784846 Wow! I'm
not really surprised with how much thread this support is getting! I already saved a text of this copy so that I can make future threads!
Pic related is next edition Anonymous
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Let's see if I miss trips.
Anonymous
>>31784846 Mina! Mina! Mina!
Anonymous
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>>31788161 This is how you treat a lady, Anon.
Anonymous
>>31794721 Well, my last date (
>>31785371 ) didn't go over so well, but I can't let that keep me down. I think I'm in for a full day of learning how to golf, followed by a quiet walk along the beach at sunset. Let's see if Kahili is down for that.
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Probably go flying/soaring on a Latios considering she's from Hoenn even if she doesn't know it.
Anonymous
Rolling for ya boi Guzma! We go to the food court at the mall and eat together. I spent the last of my $ on something I saw earlier but he begrudgingly buys me something to eat so I don't go without. We stay late before closing and look at some nice shoes neither of us can afford.
Anonymous
Rolling for a picnic with Cynthia
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>>31784846 Roll for Colress
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31795039 Seems she is into that
Anonymous
>>31795089 Hell yeah, not repeating integers but I'll take it.
So as not to waste an attempt, we'll go swimming with Clair.
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>>31795071 Oh. Rejection stings.
Study date with Ilima? Maybe?
Seth, Mr. "Hurr durr I love Mina so much"
Seth, Mr. "Hurr durr I love Mina so much" Thu 16 Feb 2017 02:31:06 No. 31795177 Report Quoted By:
>>31794921 Nice try, but she's MINE!!!!
Anonymous
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>>31795156 Solid success. Let's fly too close to the sun and take Lusamine on a moonlit beach walk.
Anonymous
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rolling for fancy sushi date with nanu
Anonymous
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I wanna buy Hapu a nest of the tubby tapu!!
Anonymous
>>31784846 rolling for yancy
Anonymous
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Rolling for Mina!
Anonymous
>>31784846 I wonder
Hau this would turn out...
Anonymous
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>>31784846 Walking through the city at night with
Leaf Anonymous
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>>31795261 Sorry anon. I bet he'd be nice about it, though.
Anonymous
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>>31784901 You tried to force yourself on her, she doesn't like chicken wings in the first place and youre now covered in sauce and smell like undercooked meat. She's grossed out. Other than that the night was okay, but you still make her grimace a little every time she thinks about you
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>>31795110 I'd say so. Looks like more clubbing is in my future, if you know what I mean.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31795439 You actually had a good date, anon!
Congratulations, I'm proud of you
Sun. Anonymous
Anonymous
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Fennel is mine!
Anonymous
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>>31795236 and it seems the date ended up perfectly for the perfect girl
Anonymous
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go to Team Galactic headquarters, chill out, talk about life and the universe
Anonymous
>>31784846 Me and Shauntal have dinner at Taco Bell and then go watch a Sci-fi, Horror or Fantasy movie at the theater.
Anonymous
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>>31795644 Noice, I got dubs! Non sexual thing is feeding her ice cubes when her drink runs out.
Anonymous
>>31784846 how about a lillie roll
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>>31795736 six, not bad if i do say so myself.
Anonymous
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mina roll time. pray for dubs.
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I'll take Ilima to the boardwalk where we will go on rides and eat ice cream. He will rant on about his research and I will just nod and say he did a great job. We will then go and have some meatballs at a restaurant and I hope that he gets the message.
Anonymous
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rolling for jasmine
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolling for a date with Valerie at the Battle Tree, hopefully K-I-S-S-I-N-G after some tag battles. I'll buy her an air balloon and proceed to cover her fairies with Garchomp and Mega Steelix Earthquaking everything.
Anonymous
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>>31797248 Aaaaw yeah.
No houses, so I guess we go and find a nioce secluded spot somewhere nearby and get a lil frisky.
Today was a good day.
Anonymous
>>31784846 Im rolling for chocolate Moon
Anonymous
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>>31798228 You had a cocoa good time.
Also page 10 resurrection because reasons.