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>Be me
>Some space cloud
>I know splash
>that's about it
>Living and probably kidnapped to some rich people place
>Crazy banana lady yelling at her slaves
>Some girl breaks in
>12, 6/10
>She kinda looks like the banana lady
>She runs away with me
>I explode or something
>skip a few years later
>some random kid with only one facial expression shows up
>we fall off a bridge
>Some Tapu Cocoa thing comes and saves us
>meh
>i just say "pew" and act like nothing happened
>Few minutes later, the kid's given some owl that looks like a potato
>We journey alongside him for awhile
>Skip about a month later
>Same banana lady is back
>She has a jellyfish with her
>They fuse or some stuff
>Random gangster guy shows up
>Pretty sure he's a hobo
>By now, I was some shell or something
>I think I summoned that jellyfish
>I dunno anymore
>No face expression kid uses the same potato owl except it has some arrows now, sweeps banana lady's team
>Before we got into this stuff, I was transformed into some lion
>I decide to blow up the lady for keks and giggles
>Mfw I'm the sun incarnate and could set this world on fire for the heck of it
>pew