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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 12:59:30 No.31788096 View View Reply Original Report

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>*blocks your path*
>"Give us all your mons OR WE PEG YOU TILL YOU DIE!"

How do you get out of this situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:03:03 No.31788115 Report

Quoted By: >>31788702 >>31791119

>>31788096
I send out Decidueye who immediately and swiftly kill them both in the blink of an eye, splattering their brains with feather arrows.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:05:21 No.31788126 Report

Quoted By: >>31788170 >>31793402

>>31788096
Do the mathematical equation to fuckin rek their ass
BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP FWWWEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHAAHHHH

1+1........
=....
2

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:08:29 No.31788147 Report

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i surrend to my new overlords

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:08:44 No.31788155 Report

Quoted By: >>31791845

>>31788096
Oh no, I seem to have forgotten my pokemon at home

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:11:15 No.31788170 Report

Quoted By: >>31788175 >>31788190 >>31791447

>>31788126
>a2=ab
How do people even fall for this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:12:25 No.31788175 Report

Quoted By: >>31788190

>>31788170
by being retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:13:38 No.31788184 Report

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>>31788096

Guess I'm fucked then :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:14:32 No.31788190 Report

Quoted By: >>31788274

>>31788170
>>31788175
What doesn't add up is that you can't even do the mathematical equation correctly
Get fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:17:57 No.31788204 Report

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Sucks for you chumps, I ain't a lesbo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:24:36 No.31788239 Report

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Wreck their asses with my injected, max EV/IV shitmons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:24:40 No.31788240 Report

Quoted By: >>31788256 >>31788316

>>31788096
How about I keep my Pokemon and you get to peg me?

Win-win situation, r-right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:27:06 No.31788256 Report

Quoted By: >>31788316 >>31788336

>>31788240
S-sauce please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:28:57 No.31788274 Report

Quoted By: >>31788296

>>31788190
>the a in ab disappears after ab-b2
Nice try you fucking mong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:29:55 No.31788283 Report

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>>31788096
Don't give them the mons, then hit them with a golf club.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:31:38 No.31788296 Report

Quoted By: >>31788327

>>31788274
>HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO MATHEMATICS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:34:36 No.31788316 Report

Quoted By: >>31788336

>>31788240
>>31788256
SAUCE PLIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:36:29 No.31788327 Report

Quoted By: >>31788368

>>31788296
LISTEN CAREFULLY YOU FUCKING RETARD, THE FUCKING A IN AB-B2 MAGICALLY VANISHES, THE NEXT FUCKING LINE SHOULD NOT JUST MAGICALLY BE B(A-B), IT SHOULD STILL BE AB(A-B). JUST SAYING 'HE CAN;T INTO MATHEMATICS' WHEN THE EQUATION IS FALSE IS A FUCKING MORONIC THING TO DO YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER. BUT GO AHEAD, JUST SAY I DON'T KNOW MATH WHEN I ALREADY POINTED OUT A FATAL FLAW IN THAT SO-CALLED EQUATION WITHOUT ACTUALLY DISPROVING MY POINT. ALSO YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE THE LETTERS JUST BECAUSE THE ARE EQUIVALENT, JUST BECAUSE A=B DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND CHANGE B INTO A.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:37:47 No.31788336 Report

Quoted By: >>31788375

>>31788256
>>31788316
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3452041

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:37:55 No.31788338 Report

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>>31788096
Remind them that I have the number of their parole officer and once they're distracting, establish dominance by peppering them with hugs and kisses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:38:06 No.31788341 Report

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>>31788096
death by snu snu it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:38:10 No.31788342 Report

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>>31788096 Op pls stop being so autistic, for fuck's sake

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:41:56 No.31788368 Report

Quoted By: >>31788381

>>31788327
dude, ab-b2 = b(a-b), that's basic math.
What's wrong is dividing by (a-b).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:43:29 No.31788375 Report

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>>31788336
That girl is in love. Satoshi x Skull OTP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:44:47 No.31788380 Report

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>>31788096
Get pegged until I die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:44:49 No.31788381 Report

Quoted By: >>31788525

>>31788368
What's wrong is that you didn't divide the other side of the equation you fucking ignoramus. You know what, go ahead and post that on /sci/ and keep asserting that it's correct.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 13:50:53 No.31788428 Report

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>>31788096
>...
>!!!
>GO GYRODOS USE MURDER THEM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 14:07:04 No.31788525 Report

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>>31788381
alright listen here you little shit, we're going step by step.
1. We start with a = b.
2. Next we multiply both sides by a, we get a2 = ab.
3. We then substract b2 to each side, to get a2 - b2 = ab - b2.
4. Then we factorize each side, a2 - b2 gives (a+b)(a-b) and ab - b2 gives b(a-b). Thus giving us (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b).
5. Then we divide both sides by (a-b), and obtain (a+b) = b. This step is wrong because a-b = 0 and dividing by 0 is not allowed.
6. Then we use the fact that a = b to get a+a = a.
Then we factorize the left side, getting 2a = a.
7. And finally, dividing both sides by a gives 2 = 1.

There. Do you still want to argue that anything other than step 5 is wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 14:07:51 No.31788531 Report

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What even is the distributive property?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 14:15:55 No.31788563 Report

Quoted By: >>31788589

Wait until they finish their conversation about math. Ask the one who is correct about the math out on a date.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 14:21:57 No.31788589 Report

Quoted By: >>31788609

>>31788563
how about the one who loses this math argument gets fugged by me (their victim) and the winner gets to peg me to death and i get to keep my pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 14:25:39 No.31788609 Report

Quoted By: >>31788780

>>31788589
If you're dead how can you keep your pokemon and have a relationship with skull grunt based on love, trust and kinky sex?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 14:28:38 No.31788624 Report

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>>31788096
>pegging

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 14:43:11 No.31788702 Report

Quoted By: >>31789633

>>31788115
>swiftly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 14:56:55 No.31788780 Report

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>>31788609
I'm gonna fug the other one and the other one will peg me. Gonna make sure i fug the other one so good she wants to be fug buddies so she asks the other grunt not to kill me and then they start arguing about math again and i run away after i give the new fug buddy my number

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 15:35:44 No.31789002 Report

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well I'm sure as hell not going to be pegged to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 15:44:21 No.31789065 Report

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Whip out my pokeballs and use my ev-trained mons to beat them into submission, then I take THEIR money

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 15:54:33 No.31789132 Report

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>>31788096
Feel up their tits if they try to mug me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 15:56:04 No.31789138 Report

Quoted By: >>31792092

bury my face in my wife's ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 16:59:37 No.31789594 Report

Quoted By: >>31789624 >>31789906

How does it feel to get pegged?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 17:02:09 No.31789624 Report

Quoted By:

>>31789594
extremely painful

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 17:02:48 No.31789633 Report

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>>31788702
Lorewise, Decidueye is extremely fast, practically on Greninja's level.

Canonically, Decidueye is swift.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 17:11:10 No.31789713 Report

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>>31788096
>pegging
You could have lived...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 17:34:49 No.31789906 Report

Quoted By: >>31793550

>>31789594
It only hurts if you guys don't know what you're doing.
Gotta get well lubed and dont put it all the way in immeadiately. Start slow by doing one finger at a time, getting your manhole used to it. Once you can fit about 3 or 4 fingers in (depends on how thicc is her strap-on) you can try to put it in. Relax your muscles and let her know if anything hurts.
It also helps if you know how and where your own ass tunnels curve and which spots feel good.
Better if you get an enema before doing it so you dont get poop on her make believe feminine penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 19:50:34 No.31791119 Report

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>>31788115
Nothing personnel....kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 20:22:23 No.31791447 Report

Quoted By: >>31791496

>>31788170
What? that works fine retard. a=b so a*a = a*b. The issue is where they pull a-b out of ab-b^2

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 20:26:50 No.31791496 Report

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>>31791447
no, that's fine too,
(a-b)*b = a*b - b*b = ab-b^2
the reason this 'proof' doesn't work is because you can't divide by (a-b) in the following line, since a-b is 0 when we say a = b in the beginning.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 20:28:10 No.31791512 Report

Quoted By: >>31791620 >>31791926

>>31788096
i'd threaten to tell their boss about how not-interested they are in him, and that he can scratch them off the list of those worthy of the Dickening

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 20:39:45 No.31791620 Report

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>>31791512
I want to spunk in this punk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 21:03:48 No.31791840 Report

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>>31788096
Ask them why they were drawn in such a shit art style

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 21:03:59 No.31791845 Report

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>>31788155
Thank you for this picture. So much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 21:08:41 No.31791900 Report

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>>31788096

Anal vore them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 21:10:37 No.31791926 Report

Quoted By: >>31793158

>>31791512
Artist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 21:26:59 No.31792092 Report

Quoted By: >>31793158

>>31789138
Anyone have the artist? I knew he drew lillie like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 23:25:43 No.31793158 Report

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>>31791926
I got no idea, homes

>>31792092
here you go

http://genzoman.tumblr.com/post/156358772822/more-pokemon-sketch-team-skull-grunt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 23:34:02 No.31793241 Report

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>>31788096
Okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 23:47:38 No.31793368 Report

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>>31788096
Skull Grunt is the only fictional character that makes my heart hurt because I know she is not real and will never be real

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2017 23:51:15 No.31793402 Report

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>>31788126
>Dividing by zero

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2017 00:08:47 No.31793550 Report

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>>31789906

>not even into pegging but this got me hard anyways

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