/vpmd/- Breakdancing Monkeys Edition
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>>31783211 Screencaps of parts 1-10:
https://imgur.com/a/7TfUl Story so far: You are Ron, a human turned Tepig. After meeting and befriending an Oshawott, you formed a group and set off on a quest to save Osha's village. The forest to the north, the village's source of food and connection to the wider world, is dying and turning hazardous for unknown reasons. Your only clue is to find the 'King of the Forest,' though exact details on that are scarce. While traveling through the forest, you encountered and befriended an Oddish and a Croagunk and added them to the team.
During your exploration of the forest, you encountered a Nidoking, a Kingler, a Slowking, and a Seaking, all claiming to be the King of the Forest, and having a hand in its demise. After some intense fights, you managed to claim an odd gear object from each one, which seem to fit into an odd base at the forest's center. Searching for the remaining gears needed, you journeyed into a temple where an Aipom stole some berries and money from your bag. Seeking revenge, you ran into the temple to confront the Aipom, only to find a whole court of monkeys, collecting berries for a sleeping Slaking. Despite them not attacking you, you decided to attack them, inciting them to wake the slumbering Slaking, who became infuriated at the presence of intruders in his temple.
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>>31793532 !IMPORTANT!
!READ THIS!
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
We're trying something new tonight! In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.
Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.
Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31793534 Slaking: If you three truly think you can take on the almighty king of the forest, then come and try. I'll Hammer Arm you right through the floor!
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>>31793556 Osha: We need to figure out what secret you and the other kings are hiding! If we have to beat it out of you, then we will!
Ron! Now would be a great time to help here, bud!
>5 to start Anonymous
>>31793584 Eat as many of slaking's berries as possible.
I'll be missing the rest of the thread.
Anonymous
>>31793600 glad you can fug off and stop wasting dubs
Anonymous
>>31793584 >>31793600 Follow your lead, and sneak around
Go outside and round the house!
Exit the building, climb up back to the balcony, and spam Ember. Anonymous
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>>31793584 Challenge slaking mano a mano so that the team can rest and think of a plan.
Anonymous
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>>31793611 Nice, this will make it look like our cowardice was all a ruse
Re for this except with the addition that you also say a cool one-liner to impress Croagunk
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>>31793608 Don't worry,
>>31793611 overwrote my dubs as part of tonight's thing.
Anonymous
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>>31793611 rerolling for running up to Slaking, jumping over your teammates and releasing a huge burst of heat
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Just ignite the berries
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>>31793611 >You need to stop hiding and start fighting to help your friends, you realize. But how? A head on attack is just a recipe for disaster. One Hammer Arm from Slaking hit you for half your HP last time, and you're definitely the best and strongest of your team! Your team won't stand a chance if he lands a hit on them. >Thinking quickly, you run out of the temple while your team attacks. You can hear Slaking's grunt as he winds up for a Hammer Arm. Anonymous
I'm a bit late to the party but hopefully the new system stops the rape spammers and whatnot.
Anonymous
>>31793723 Launch yourself from the balcony and become a flaming drill heading right for Slaking
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>>31793723 >You climb up the tree outside and run back in along the balcony. Slaking is just about to attack as you leap off the ledge and knock into the torch by his side, adding in your own ember for added damage. The berry pile catches flame CAN berries catch fire? Oh well , putting Slaking off kilter and making him miss his attack! Slaking: How, *huff*, how dare you! My berries! *pant*
>Slaking slumps back into the flaming berries for his turn of loafing around. >2 next Anonymous
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>>31793608 >>31793725 It's weird how serious everyone's become these past two.
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>>31793723 Where in a cave right? Will it get dark if we put out those torches?
Anonymous
>>31793793 Everyone attacks Slaking at once
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>>31793793 RAPE THAT FUCKING APE
with a team attack of course
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>>31793793 Laugh at the slaking
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>>31793793 >>31793811 Look at this "king", who loafing around!
Now that he's prone, get ready to bone!
Attack with Ember, Brine, and Energy Ball. Jump on top of him, followed by a close range Ember. Anonymous
>>31793793 Team attack ember, water gun, and energy ball
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>>31793793 They become roasted and delicious
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>>31793793 continue ember barrage cause slaking cant reach
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>>31793817 rerolling
ignore second spoiler, that was a typo
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>>31793723 Rolling for sneaking back around, defense curling once on the balcony, and then JUMPING DOWN WHILST SPEWING EMBER FROM MY NOSE TO MAKE MYSELF INTO A FUCKING HUMAN METEOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
>>31793793 Make a Jojo reference
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>>31793811 >>31793822 Guess we all are in agreement then?
Anonymous
I see that were trying to be a little more serious, but were still gonna eat slaking right?
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>>31793867 I mean...if it restores health...maybe?
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>>31793888 trips confirm it does
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>>31793867 Hey I'll take that over raping everything and being a coward for no reason.
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>>31793888 >>31793895 To make a slaking sandwich, you need a bread loaf.
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>>31793901 >and being a coward for no reason. Like how we beat up that remoraid for no reason?
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>>31793817 >>31793833 >Now's your chance while slaking is loafing! You throw an Ember, Buddy uses Energy ball, Osha uses Brine, and (even though you didn't include her IT'S OKAY HER FEELINGS AREN'T HURT) Plum adds in a poison sting >Slaking roars in pain, but he's still standing! VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
Seth, the shamelessly cocksucking
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>>31793925 Thanks for playing my game last night, man. You have good taste. Putting up another thread later. You're a top-tier bro.
Anonymous
>>31793925 Trying for the Jojo reference
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>>31793925 Tell the team to surround it and prepare to attack after dodging his hammer arm
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>>31793925 Tackle his neck while your allies keep attacking him.
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>>31793925 Continue the Slaking onslaught till he's burned to a crisp and poisoned.
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hammer arm is slow so just get behind him and attack
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>>31793925 Use all of the energy you have and become a mini nuke, then explode in his face
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>>31793925 Back away from the next hammer arm
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>>31793925 Now watch, and learn. Here's the deal:
He'll choke on fire when he tries to heal!
He's probably going to eat one of his berries! Spit fire at is face when he tries to pick up and eat a berry! Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Seth, the eternally sexually inactive in honor of our lord and savior Isaac Newton
Seth, the eternally sexually inactive in honor of our lord and savior Isaac Newton Thu 16 Feb 2017 00:48:06 No. 31794003 Report Quoted By:
Seth, the eternally sexually inactive in honor of our lord and savior Isaac Newton
Seth, the eternally sexually inactive in honor of our lord and savior Isaac Newton Thu 16 Feb 2017 00:49:08 No. 31794015 Report Quoted By:
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The five minutes have already pass
>>31793966 already won VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31793950 >>31793966 >As Slaking winds up for another attack on your team, you grab your ears and lower them over your eyes, muttering "Yare yare daze" sorry, couldn't help myself Anonymous
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>>31794064 use star platinum: the world
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>>31794064 >You run up and catch Slaking in the throat with a Tackle. He chokes, only managing to inhale ash from his burning berry pile Anonymous
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>>31794076 Did we kill him
And was his death a jojo referene VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31794076 >Slaking flails wildly, still swinging his Hammer Arm. Due to your close proximity, however, he manages to connect and slam you to the ground. You are roughed up. Buddy: Ooh! I have an idea!
>Oddish uses poison powder, poisoning Slaking (which blends into that half-erased multicolor berry pile) Bud: Now all we have to do is avoid his attacks and he'll KO eventually!
>Slaking dons a grin at this, but still has to spend a turn loafing! >9 next Anonymous
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>>31794118 light up your tail and hit him in the face with it
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>>31794118 Make him into a loaf of bread and eat him
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>>31794118 Start Taunting him
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>>31794118 Say "looks like things are getting too spicy for the pepper."
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>>31794118 Use all of your energy to become a mini nuke and blow up in his face
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>>31794118 He might have a rest move so we should use taunt to get him to continue attacking and loafing.
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>>31794118 Motherfucker is probably sitting on a goldmine of Pechas and Sitrus berries.
Set the rest of the berries on fire.
Anonymous
>>31794130 Oh, totally forgot about Facade... I'm expecting a rest as well.
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>>31794147 He was supposed to have Slack Off, but we've been here waaaay too long Anonymous
>>31794133 god fucking damn it
>>31794155 can we have both, OP?
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>>31794118 Ugh! Let's try something else!
Now watch, and learn! Here's the deal!
Mud-Slap his face and burn his meal!
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>>31794165 >>31794118 Can he say it before detonating
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>>31794118 Continue throwing ember in the meantime, since we're roughed up we should be getting that blaze boost
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>>31794118 Oh dear gods run
Facade is gonna wreck you
Tell everyone to book it!!!
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>>31794157 we might be able to finish this temple if everything goes smooth and no distractions. Up to you really
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>>31794133 Don't know what that means, so I'm going to interpret that as blaze boosted ember? Anonymous
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>>31794181 I think he means he commit an honorable suicide for the team
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>>31794181 actually it's more like gathering up every bit of energy that you have and then releasing it in one burst, kind of like the move explosion, but whatever floats your boat OP Anonymous
>>31794201 You do know the spreadsheet says which moves we actually have?
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>>31794201 But we don't have that move VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31794133 >>31794132 >>31794155 >"Looks like things," you say, pulling on your cockiest grin, "are getting too spicy for the pepper!" >You charge in close and put as much effort you can into an Ember, combined with your Blaze ability creates a decent bit of damage. Your teammates add in a water gun, a mud slap, and an acid. >0 next Anonymous
>>31794229 Get everyone to run away before Facade happens
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>>31794209 Speaking of which, why do we need to be limited to 4 moves? I don't think we should make all moves available, but I think that since we aren't using hard stats we might as well allow 2-4 extra moves in our slots. Or at least make it so that if you know a high level move you also know its lower level counterparts (Example: If a Pokemon knows Psychic, it also knows Confusion. If a Pokemon knows BURASTO BAAN, that Pokemon also knows Flamethrower.
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>>31794229 Do a final team attack to finish slaking off.
Once it's death cook him and eat his heart
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>>31794229 Get your grill started with an ember. Then use taunt
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>>31794229 Crack a witty one liner as you shit in his berries
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>>31794229 Run some victory laps while beating your chest
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>>31794229 Move out of the way
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>>31794229 Get back! He's up to something nasty! Anonymous
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>>31794229 Loaf around for a turn. It's only fair.
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>>31794229 Forgot to say
>Slaking is now roughed up Anonymous
>>31794229 Use taunt to make slaking target Ron with the façade then run away.
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>>31794277 oooh, you don't wanna do that
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>>31794301 It's too late op, we've already killed ourselves
Yet again How many reviver seeds we have?
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>>31794301 YES WE DO
RON IS SUICIDAL. OUR PRINCESS WILL LOVE US IF WE ARE BRAVE
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>>31794277 >>31794301 Welp, it's been fun guys.
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>>31794271 >>31794236 Securing these rolls in a desperate attempt to save ourselves!
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>>31794324 That treecko from way earlier could come in for a dramatic rescue maybe?
Anonymous
>>31794339 After we insulted him and his bitches? Probably not happening.
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>>31794338 I mean, the image says mercy, maybe we can say that we rolled trips for mercy
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>>31794345 Gave him a reviver seed too.
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>>31794345 Maybe he'll get back at us for insulting him with the reviver seed by chucking it back at us!
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>>31794350 Sounds reasonable
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>>31794339 Before now, Ron has been a wanton destruction machine of bad choices.
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Roll for searching the berry pile for a revive seed after killing slaking
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>>31794351 >>31794357 Oh Christ.
I'm slightly hoping Ron has fond memories of that seed as he's getting rekt. Anonymous
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>>31794374 >being one reviver seed short of winning it's like I'm really playing super mystery dungeon
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>>31794277 >Slaking gives a mighty laugh. Slaking: You FOOLS. Your poisoning has only powered up my U L T I M A T E M O V E. Now stronger even than my Hammer Arm!
>"No! I can't let this happen!" You yell, turning your backside to the enrage Slaking, and shaking it around to catch his attention. Slaking begins to rush forwards in a terrifying Facade attack. "I'll take the hit, you guys finish him off!" You call to your teammates. Osha: Ron, no! You're at less than half health and none of us have taken any damage yet!
>"...Oh..." Anonymous
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>>31794412 run away because he's so goddamn slow from all the hammer arming
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>>31794412 Buddy: nooooOOOOOOOOO!
>Oddish heroically dives between you and slaking, taking the brunt of the massive attack. Anonymous
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>>31794412 >they didn't take a bit of damage through all the lesser monkeys >we've fainted, are at half health and are about to literally die I don't think we're gonna get that kiss OP promised us
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>>31794064 fanart of this when?
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>>31794427 Dammit! I was just about to type, look at Osha and say "see ya Space Cowboy."
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>>31794427 BUUUDDDDYYY!!!!
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>>31794427 AAAAAAAAAAAAAND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUU!
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>>31794427 >You and Oddish skitter across the floor. The world is spinning, every fiber of your being is screaming in pain and horror, but Oddish... he's not looking too good. Buddy: Sorry... Mr. Ron... this was all... my fault...
>Oddish has fainted. >8 next Anonymous
>>31794412 Burn Buddy's corpse on a funeral pyre of Slaking's berries after you kill that son of a bitch
Anonymous
So what's our policy on eating fallen comrades?
Anonymous
>>31794460 Ember of pure rage
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>>31794460 Slaking has to go. Throw Buddy at him
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Anonymous
>>31794460 Quickly, finish off slaking and then feed his heart to Buddy, that will revive him
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>>31794460 Learn flame charge?
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>>31794460 Throw Buddy into the pile of berries. Maybe something useful will fall into his mouth. Attack Slaking.
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>>31794460 Time to start crying again. Water the oddish with your tears.
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>>31794460 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
JUMP ON THAT FUCKING LAZY FAGGOT APE AND TEAR HIM APART WITH YOUR TEETH
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>>31794460 go find a revive. my nigga buddy ain't dyin here
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>>31794475 Re for this. It's not fair that we're the only pokemon-eater
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>>31794500 Is this allowed
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>>31794490 REEEEEEEEEEROLL
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>>31794460 Ember down Slaking's throat.
Also, no, this doesn't count as a kiss!
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guys... guys oddish is KOed right now. Can be brought back w/ a reviver seed or w/e. Teammates only die if they take too much damage while KOed if I remember dnd right . Stop trying to burn him and eat him please >_>
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>>31794531 Dubs after the first dubs veto the first dubs
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>>31794531 00 will cancel out 99, opposites. That's what we're doing now. Unless the 00 was after 5 minutes
Anonymous
>>31794531 No
>>31794500 won, and beside odds can't cancel odds
>>31794477 Anonymous
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>>31794521 but we're fucking PISSED at Slaking
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>>31794521 FEAST ON OUR FALLEN COMRADE SO THAT WE MAY GAIN HIS POWER AND CARRY ON HIS LEGACY
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>>31794552 ah, i guess i gotta read the rules again
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>>31794552 But
>>31794500 is a mix of four posts, with one useless and two giving conflicting commands.
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Buddy noooooooo. It's all our fault.
Anonymous
I wonder if adding the canceling rule made this much more complicated...
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>>31794639 A little i guess, we will have to get used to it tho
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>>31794500 >No... no... not Oddish... not your little buddy ;_; >Slaking is loafing about this turn, but is taking his rest by chuckling smugly at your pain Slaking: Heh, I warned you! I'm the king! No one beats the king!
>You drag yourself to your feet. There is nothing else in this world besides you and that monster. You dig your feet into the ground and launch at Slaking with every ounce of rage your piggy body can hold. You leap onto Slaking and dig your teeth into his flesh and spitting violent embers with every chunk you tear away. >Your teammates help you by mustering up their strongest attacks as well, cross chop and brine. >Slaking continues to laugh at you as you and your team attack, but he's slowing down now. Chuckling to himself as he closes his eyes, he finally slumps over, defeated. >4 next we did it. we made it Anonymous
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I'm all for feasting on the blood of our enemies as much as the next guy, but maybe we sold try to stop our friends from being killed.
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>>31794652 Victory screech
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>>31794652 TIME TO EAT. Not Buddy. Slaking.
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>>31794652 Put Buddy on our back and carry him out. Have Plum carry the gear and get out of this monkey hell.
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>>31794652 Try to scavenge any sort of medicine from the berry pile and fallen foes and use what you find to save Buddy.
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>>31794652 Look through the berry pile. Maybe there's a Reviver seed?
Also, eat Slaking.
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>>31794652 Time to feed him to Buddy
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>>31794652 Rolling for
dinner Anonymous
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>>31794652 Dig through the berry pile and look for something to help Oddish.
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>>31794688 this will surely revive him
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>>31794652 >Spoilers Everyone -1
Roll for cooking slaking and then eating his heart to gain his power, as you do so tell everyone else to look for something between the pile of berries that will help buddy
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>>31794652 Sift through the berries and try to find something to help Buddy! Have Osha and Plum check Buddy's wounds and see if they can help!
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>>31794688 I don't think Buddy would like that
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>>31794727 He doesn't seem to have a choice in the matter at the moment.
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>>31794742 Indeed. We're past 5 minutes
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>>31794727 He's probably too fainted to complain
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>>31794688 >Sobbing hysterically, you cut out Slaking's heart from the gaping wound you chewed into his chest and bring it over to Buddy. >"Here you go, Buddy. Just.. just eat this and everything will be okay. The flesh of our enemies makes us strong! You just have to eat it please oh god why aren't you eating it" Anonymous
>>31794763 maybe we should cook it before
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>>31794763 open his mouth an shove it in
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>>31794763 Osha: Ron, Oddish doesn't eat meat. There's plenty of stuff in Slaking's loot pile here. A lot of it is squished or burned, but there's some salvageable stuff here, including some reviver seeds! And a TM! Looks like this is where Slaking learned Facade from.
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>>31794776 I don't think plant types would eat meat besides the carnivore ones (Carnivine, Bellsprout Line)
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>>31794792 don't let the heart go to waste!
eat it ourself
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>>31794792 eat the slaking heart yourself, then cook the body and feast with your friends
minus Buddy, who won't acknowledge the pleasures of the flesh Anonymous
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>>31794792 Thank osha for doing so and apologize for running headfirst into battle.
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>>31794792 >Thanks to a reviver seen, Oddish is okay! Buddy: Everyone...? Is everyone okay? Did we make it out okay? I'm sorry for screwing up like that
v_v Osha: We're just glad you're okay Oddish! Next time, let someone with a little more HP take the hit. Right, Ron?
>You look up, half chewed heart in your mouth with a bewildered look on your face, not having paid attention til now, but you nod and hope that's right >You pocket the loot from Slaking, as well as his gear. Victory! Osha: Looks like there's some stairs leading deeper into the temple... If I were a betting otter, I'd say there's more of these gears that way.
>You have also hit level 15 and can learn Flame Charge! If you want to learn it, say which move to forget https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing >3 decides. post deciding what happens next after that Anonymous
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>>31794867 i love me a good ol' reviver seen
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>>31794867 get rid of ember, we're a physical attacker, not a special
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>>31794867 Learn the move, go to the stairs. Also, push Slaking's corpse down the stairs
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>>31794867 Forget defense curl
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>>31794867 Take away Ember. We full physical now.
Also, let's apologize1 to Buddy.
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>>31794867 get rid of tackle, so we have a range and a melee fire attack.
i can see you editing the info sheet Anonymous
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>>31794867 Forget either Defense Curl or Ember for Flame Charge. Then hug Buddy like a bro.
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>>31794895 >apologize1 Reroll.
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>>31794895 reroll for this
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>>31794867 Roll for getting rid of tackle
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>>31794890 >>31794913 Done. Saving some time by skipping a pic of nothing
Decide next course of action with a 5
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>>31794952 Explore the temple
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>>31794952 >Not making a ''Flame wheel GETTO!'' pic shameful
>>31794889 reroll for this but before apologize to the otter
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>>31794952 Take the gear and head back to the village
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>>31794952 Apologize to everyone, gather useful berries from the pile, and head into the temple.
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just hold buddy for a second and be thankful for what you have
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>>31794988 How bout we go deeper
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>>31794952 Head deeper into the temple
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>>31794952 Flirt with Croagunk in front of Osha
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>>31794988 Village is still cut off by the landslide
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>>31795019 Find another way back
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Apologize for getting scared and suggest you push on down the stairs.
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Go deeper in the temple wwhil apologizing to the otter
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>>31794952 Realize how much pain you're in now and ask Oshawott to feed you a berry
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man, gets don't want to be gotten right now
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>>31795056 >>31795068 I thought the plan was to use Croagunk to get the otter jealous
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>>31795086 Apologize to Osha, thank Buddy, group hug, curse Slaking, and advance.
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>>31795056 >>31795099 >Everyone good now? Good. You begin to head out deeper into the temple. >"Osha, I'm sorry about what happened back there. I got mad at those monkeys stealing from us, and started the battle with Slaking, then I ran away for a little bit... and got Oddish KOed. Sorry bout that btw, Buddy!" You call to him. Buddy: s'okay! I'm glad we all made it out together!
Osha: Well, you did make a mess of things Ron, but you did also come back and save us from a hammer arm with a sneak attack, and you tried to take that Facade so no one would be hurt. And hey, that whole room, you didn't try to rape *anyone* and I think that deserves a bit of praise.
>Oshawott gives you a peck on the cheek. Osha: Just a little one cause that could have also gone way better.
btw, just throwing this out there, the script for this room was: "If they touch anything other than the gear, the monkeys will wake Slaking and attack" VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31795255 >The stairs lead to a small pass, but it looks like it's collapsed some time ago. A few pokemon seem to be hanging out in the ceiling. >What now? 8 next Anonymous
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>>31795255 Make a happy pig squeal
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>>31795270 Talk to the batmons.
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>>31795255 >peck on the cheek Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31795270 roll for diplomacy on the bats
Anonymous
>>31795270 Make a pass at the cutest zubat
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>>31795255 >Spoiler >Expecting the bull to not break anything in the china shop Anonymous
>>31795290 This except woobat.
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>>31795270 Hang out with them
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>>31795255 >In the VPMD world, managing not to rape something is worthy of praise we could just go event without doing anything and this otter would be all over us
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31795292 I know :P
The idea was that Aipom stole the berries from your bag, so you'd go in and see a berry pile and want to steal them back. Or just bum rush in and attack. But the gear was just out in plain sight, unguarded, and the monkeys were just watching, so if you had just grabbed the gear and tried to leave, the monkeys would have just let you
Btw, I usually try to put some kind of mechanic like that into *most* boss battles to help or subvert the battle Anonymous
>>31795296 Yeah, too bad we're filled up by mystery dungeon rules. The woobat would be useful in our team.
Anonymous
>>31795270 Turn to your party and tell them:
Follow my lead, and sneak around! Be careful not to make a sound!
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31795341 You can still recruit. I don't put up with any of that 'your party is already full' nonsense. They'll just chill til the next adventure Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31795355 Is snivy going to be a rival, or is she going to join us later as a tomboy? Anonymous
>>31795338 But then we never would have gotten to eat him
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>>31795421 EVER GROWING POWER!
Anonymous
>>31795414 Fuck him, i want our popplio girl in our team
or better, a brionne VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31795299 >You try and climb up the pillar, which crackles softly under your tiny piggy weight. >"Hey up there!" Zubat: Yo
Woobat: What up?
>"Hey guys, thought you looked like pretty cool dudes. Just wanted to, you know, hang or whatever" Zubat: Uh, sure man. Company is nice to have every now and then
>1 next >>31795288 .
Ron rolled a 4. Combined with his specced diplomacy score of 0, I think I'd have to come up with some bat slurs had this won Anonymous
>>31795338 Have we figured out any of the hidden boss mechanics yet?
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31795414 >>31795453 I have no plans to put either of them in the story right now. Only got the rest of this chapter and part of the next planned out and neither of them really fit it
Rowlet might though... Anonymous
>>31795457 Ask them who the real king of the forest is.
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>>31795457 ask them if they know where the tunnel goes
Anonymous
>>31795480 Rolling for this
Anonymous
>>31795457 Warn them that you have social issues, so don't take offense, and ask if they know a way to cross the chasm by foot.
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>>31795457 Ask them to help you across the gap.
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>>31795457 Ask them if they would help in exchange of berries/gold
>>31795479 >spoiler How about no
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31795468 Seaking and slowing could be pitted against each other by questioning their king status, which you guys did.
Nidoking you guys touched upon, but I can't say anything else because spoilers
Kingler initially was going to be a straight fight, but someone thought to throw money to distract him and I liked that a lot so I made that a thing. Cleverness always scores points with me.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31795519 how do you feel about me starting the trend of eating our enemies?
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>>31795542 I love you for it, anon.
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>>31795519 >Taunting Seaking about not being king >Throwing gold to distract the Krabby Those were both me! Sadly, I wasn't around for the Nidoking fight.
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31795488 >>31795480 >You ask if either of them know anything about the king of the forest and fill them in a bit on your quest. Woobat: We have a king?
Zubat: Yeah, you know I think we do. We haven't been out to talk to other pokemon in a while, guys, so it's hard to remember.
Woobat: No seriously? This tiny-ass forest has a king? Why?
Zubat: Uhhh, I'm trying to piece together something here. I've never met him, but I think I remember the King's name starts with an "S"? If that helps?
>6 next Anonymous
>>31795588 Ask them where this temple leads
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31795542 heh, I think it fits Ron's character pretty well. And it's not rape so I don't have to try and subvert it all the time so everyone doesn't hate ron
Anonymous
>>31795588 Ask if they know how to cross the chasm, and if they have or know the location of any of those gears.
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>>31795588 Ask if they will help you find the king. We like hanging out with them
Anonymous
>>31795588 Try way too desperately to fit in with the bats. Tell an awkward joke to impress them
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>>31795613 >so everyone doesn't hate ron But isn't that a good thing?
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>>31795588 Ask them what's over there, and then offer them gold/berries to help you and the team cross to the other side.
Anonymous
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>>31795588 Narrow it down to either Slaking or Slowking, then bring them up
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>>31795648 Rolling for this
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>>31795648 There's also seaking.
Twist.
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>>31795588 convince them you're secretly the true king
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>>31795639 This, except only offer gold at first.
>>31795648 And this along with Seaking, but only after they help you.
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31795616 Zubat: Nah, never seen any of those gear things before.
Woobat: but if you want, we can just carry you over the ravine.
Zubat: It'll be quick and easy
>Do you want to cross? 2 decides Anonymous
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>>31795711 Yeah, let's do it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31795711 Sure, why not. Make sure that they know not to touch Osha's no no square when they carry him
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>>31795711 do you need to ask?
Do so
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>>31795711 What are those two pillars?
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
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>>31795711 Maybe we've built up a resistance to water by now. Take a small dip in the ravine first and request help if it doesn't work out
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>>31795733 >>31795742 Fucking wasted my dubs.
Look around, especially behind the pillars. If there is nothing, say yes to being carried across with you going first.
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>>31795777 >after the time limit And you wasted your trips too
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>>31795777 >Fucking wasted my dubs Not anymore.
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>>31795777 That was after five minutes, but I say go with it. Couldn't hurt, as I suspect that there's nothing there.
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>>31795742 But what really are pillars?
Anonymous
>>31795613 Osha said the rape issue wasn't surprising because Ron is a human. Even if you did it for a joke, by the rules of DEEPEST LORE, Ron is expected to be a rapist and anyone who thinks badly of him for it is a racist shitlord.
Anonymous
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31795722 >In pairs the bat duo carry you and your team across the ravine safely to the other side. Zubat: Hey, it was nice meeting you guys.
Woobat: Yeah, feel free to come visit again. Not too much though
Zubat: Yeah. Or hey, maybe we'll come out and find you guys to hang out sometime
Woobat: Ehh.
Zubat: Well maybe. When it's night. We'll see. Oh, be careful in that next room. There's some mean, sneaky pokemon in there. I'd warn you to check around that room for any tricks, alright?
Woobat: Take care, dudes!
Zubat: Later guys!
>You thank and bid farewell to the bat duo and continue on your way deeper into the temple, keeping Zubat's warning in mind. TO BE CONTINUED Anonymous
>>31795827 The irony of Ron is that he is the most animalistic pokemon despite previously being a human.
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
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>>31795827 unless he was WHITE amirite?
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>>31795891 Those were some nice bats.
Night OP.
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VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
Heyy we made it through the monkey room and we made it through the ravine room a LOT smoother than expected! Goodnight and thanks to all who joinedWe're getting pretty close to the end of chapter 1!
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>>31795891 Thanks for another good thread, OP
Anonymous
>>31795894 have we found our made heroes tragic flaw?
Anonymous
>>31795891 Thanks OP, night. So would you say the cancelling system works?
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
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>>31795924 Gotta check with screencap-san. Last I heard s/he
was stuck on the mess that was part 11
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>>31795927 Also no rape suggestions this thread, our princess must be so proud of us.
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>>31795927 I think tonight also went very well. Night OP
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>>31795937 "main hero" I meant
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>>31795927 Thanks Op. Have a good one.
Anonymous
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>>31795941 I think it worked out ok? Gave people more opportunity to try and get suggestions in, I think, instead of just first and done. How did everyone else feel about it?
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>>31795986 It was confusing but it works i guess?
good thread op
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>>31795978 Love you too anon <3
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>>31795986 I like old system better honestly.
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>>31795986 I think it was good
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>>31795986 I didn't notice as much lolsorandumb this time around though to make full use of the new rule. We could try it again tomorrow and see how it stands.
Anonymous
>>31795986 Keep it. It keeps people posting.
Problem is they continue to post after the 5 minute mark. It's fine if no one has posted a get but frustrating if another post already won.
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Osha is giving kisses to Ron freely now. Even OP has fallen to the degeneracy.
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>>31795986 Seemed less fun.
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31796067 Think it would help if we had a post that said when the 5 mins were up or is that too much?
>>31796070 >Osha is giving kisses to Ron freely now. Even OP has fallen to the degeneracy. Osha knows it's a good motivator for Ron now Anonymous
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>>31796113 >Think it would help if we had a post that said when the 5 mins were up or is that too much? I don't think that's necessary. We can all do the math. It would just clutter things up.
Anonymous
>>31796113 >spoiler Are Osha feelings for Ron pure or he's just using Ron as a tool for his goals?
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>>31796113 >we tried to make Oshawott our bitch >we became his bitch Anonymous
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>>31796113 >Think it would help if we had a post that said when the 5 mins were up or is that too much? I thought about doing this during the thread, but thought people might complain. You'd think they could see for themselves but they often don't. It's something to think about if enough people want it. I think it could help keep the thread moving smoothly.
Anonymous
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>>31796178 He likes Ron platonically, and is willing to put up with Ron's more deviant bullshit to get things done. That's my interpretation anyway.
Anonymous
>>31796243 but can he learn to love Ron in a non platonic way?
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>>31796310 No, I just don't think that's something that particularly interests him.
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31796310 you guys keep trying
or maybe lewd posters got chased away when I started subverting rape stuff harder? so I don't want to say no... but also... yeah...
Anonymous
>>31796507 >spoiler Is that a good thing or a bad thing to you?
VPMD !dbIeAiRhZ2
>>31796610 I don't want the lewd gone entirely, it's made for some pretty great moments in the past, but also it's nice being able to make decent progress and not have everything turn into a confrontation. That last room probably would have turned into a battle, or something. I was half expecting someone to suggest raping zubat while he was carrying ron over and then that'd turn into a whole thing, but it was a simple encounter and the bats turned out to be friends which is a nice change. Just need to try and strike a good balance of progress and mischief I guess
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>>31796707 >I don't want the lewd gone entirely, Anonymous
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>>31796707 I considered trying to ask the zubat if he'd give us permission to rape him