Domain changed to archive.palanq.win . Feb 14-25 still awaits import.
[13 / 3 / ?]

trolled a kid trying to nigger rare pokemon trading cards

No.31803548 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>watching maxmoefoe's video explaining how to get ultra rares in the SuMo trading card packs
>basically the order of the packs that come in boxes go 1 rare card and then 2 packs with garbage cards, then one with a rare card and so on
>get worked up cause I work at a store that sells those packs
>lots of buyers are kids who just got their allowance and wants to gamble for those sweet rares
>would be super shitty if older kids started niggering cards
>get into work today, immediately go to the area for trading cards
>shuffle the shit out of the packs for a couple of minutes until I'm pleased
>start day
>around 3 PM, after school is ended for most people a kid looking like 15 years old walks in
>he starts buying packs 1 by 1 and opening them
>didn't get a single card he wanted after 4 packs
>looks visibly upset
>5th pack he finally gets a shiny rare card
>super happy, immediately goes back to stack of packs, skipping the 2 trash packs like in the video
>wanting to give him a chance I throw him knowing glances
>doesn't get it because am dumb adult
>doesn't get shit from packs, kek
>repeats this 3 times
>complains to me about his 'shitty luck'
>I'm just smirking and nodding
>as he's opening his 4th pack I pick up 3 packs from behind the counter and start shuffling them right in front of him, maintaining eye contact
>shiteatinggrin.gif
>he looks dumbfoundedly at me as realization dawns in his eyes
>looks pissed af, but there's other people in the store and he knows he's in the wrong
>throws me a hateful glare as he storms out of the store with all his garbage cards
>I'm left there holding back tears while helping another customer out

so this is what it feels like to be an hero..
video for anyone interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiHUlrMtFa4