“Bitch, does it LOOK like I need more green paint?” edition

Let's play a game to see if your "Best Girl" or "Best Guy" really WOULD date you.
Describe a date between you and your chosen pokemon character. What you do and your numbers will determine what happens and if they have a good time.

Here's how it goes down:


0 = They had a horrible time and they're never gonna date you again
1 = They had an okay time, but you aren't really their type (no pun intended) and agree that you can still be friends, but they want to date other people.
2 = They had a relatively good time and, while they might want another date, they want to date around too.
3 = They had a pretty good time and want to date you again. Date ends in a hug and a flirtatious wink.
4 = They had a really good time at the date and agree to a second one. Date ends in a kiss on the cheek and their number.
5 = They had a fantastic time on the date and they want to date you some more, maybe as a regular thing. Kiss on the cheek and a flirtatious wink as a promise for next date. You get their number.
6 = They had an absolutely wonderful time on the date. Afterwards, they kiss you. A. Real. Kiss. Also, you get their number.
7 = They loved the date so much that they kiss you completely right after. You guys then go inside and have a follow up date inside. Reroll for this.
8 = The date went smoother than the finest spinarak silk and you two go inside and make out. Gets number afterwards.
9 = 8 but second base.

Dubs below 77 cancels bad stuff from other rolls and lets you do one non-sexual thing that's your kink
88 and you two have a fap session together after the date and a nonsexual kink
99 and you two fug, but it’s a one time thing (for now)
Double dubs (eg 4455) lets you have two nonsexual kinks or (if 88 or 99) a MINOR sexual kink.

Trips and they absolutely love you, fug on the first date, and continue to date you and don’t cuck you

Anything above is marriage