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>be me
>10 years old, just got HG + Pokéwalker
>completes HG in a week and finds first shiny Ekans
>about to be school
>puts Ekans in Pokéwalker
>at school, check on Ekans every once in a while to see if he's ok
>brings Ekans to school for 2 weeks, was favourite pokemon
>lunchtime
>take Pokéwalker out of pocket to check on Ekans and get some items
>asshole walks over, pulls the same "You still play pokemon" bullshit he always does
>ignore him, walks away
>he follows me
>tell him to leave me alone
>he steals my Ekans
>he steals my only real friend
>he steals the only thing that made me happy at school
>he bites and throws the Pokéwalker onto the concrete
>thinks that he broke it
>don't even think
>charge at him, the rage of a thousand squeakers flows through my veins
>scream loudly "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE" while clenching fists
>everyone on the playground hears it, don't care
>jump on the cunt, sending him to the floor
>punch with the force of a thousand Machamps straight into his crotch
>carry on making him infertile until a teacher has to break us up
>breaks free from the hags grasp and collects the Pokéwalker
>suspended
>at home crying
>tries to turn on Pokéwalker
>it turns on
>lolwut
Turns out I made some kid's balls explode because he just bit my Pokéwalker and threw it on the ground. He didn't even break it.
>10 years old, just got HG + Pokéwalker
>completes HG in a week and finds first shiny Ekans
>about to be school
>puts Ekans in Pokéwalker
>at school, check on Ekans every once in a while to see if he's ok
>brings Ekans to school for 2 weeks, was favourite pokemon
>lunchtime
>take Pokéwalker out of pocket to check on Ekans and get some items
>asshole walks over, pulls the same "You still play pokemon" bullshit he always does
>ignore him, walks away
>he follows me
>tell him to leave me alone
>he steals my Ekans
>he steals my only real friend
>he steals the only thing that made me happy at school
>he bites and throws the Pokéwalker onto the concrete
>thinks that he broke it
>don't even think
>charge at him, the rage of a thousand squeakers flows through my veins
>scream loudly "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE" while clenching fists
>everyone on the playground hears it, don't care
>jump on the cunt, sending him to the floor
>punch with the force of a thousand Machamps straight into his crotch
>carry on making him infertile until a teacher has to break us up
>breaks free from the hags grasp and collects the Pokéwalker
>suspended
>at home crying
>tries to turn on Pokéwalker
>it turns on
>lolwut
Turns out I made some kid's balls explode because he just bit my Pokéwalker and threw it on the ground. He didn't even break it.
