/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #31846353

[102 / 18 / ?]

31KiB, 567x384, 3ced9b8a76614768ee83a946b7d082a9.jpg

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO

ITT: The objectively worst Pokemons in existence

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:25:35 No.31846353 View View Reply Original Report

Does ANYONE like these things?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:29:01 No.31846397 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
Can't believe they didn't do something like Wormadam instead of wasting Dex #s for each of these Trashmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:30:56 No.31846423 Report

Quoted By: >>31846445 >>31846527 >>31853148 >>31856618

That's not Seel
>Lazy name and design
>Forgettable
>Completely outclassed by other water and ice types
At least the monkeys can be useful earlygame.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 400.png, 170KiB, 400x300

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:32:12 No.31846445 Report

Quoted By: >>31846682 >>31849908

>>31846423
youre forgetting that dewGONG is the greatest pokemon of all time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:33:33 No.31846462 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
Semisage is pretty cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:33:51 No.31846464 Report

Quoted By: >>31858379

>He doesn't like delinquent monkey

Shit taste m8. The other two are the worst though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:34:16 No.31846469 Report

Quoted By:

I like them. Not anywhere near my favorites, but they're alright. Simisear is the only one I am not very fond of.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO hot monkay dik.png, 1001KiB, 656x4710

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:35:04 No.31846479 Report

Quoted By: >>31846545 >>31847408 >>31847960 >>31851557

>not liking hot monkay dik

Alakazam

Alakazam Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:36:55 No.31846498 Report

Quoted By:

Simisage is cool is shit OP, I dunno why you hate them so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:37:35 No.31846507 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
Semipour yes. The others no, and semisage looks awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:37:51 No.31846512 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
Were these guys THAT bad? Or is just the evolution is not needed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:38:50 No.31846519 Report

Quoted By: >>31847628

I think they're cute. I like the gimmick. 9/10 would play through BW with again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:39:14 No.31846527 Report

Quoted By: >>31846841

>>31846423
But Seel and Dewgong are cute. The pre-evolved monkeys are cute, but their evolutions are just... eww. Simisear is fat, Simisage has ugly eyebrows, and Simipour has retarded nigger hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:39:19 No.31846529 Report

Quoted By:

basculin arguably

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:41:28 No.31846545 Report

Quoted By: >>31846562 >>31846564

>>31846479
What the fuck happened here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:43:02 No.31846562 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846545
>>31839531

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:43:09 No.31846564 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846545
an ubers team was fucked by the hot mokay dik
but to be fair that team was probably being used by a 10 year old, versus a grown adult.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO e69.gif, 99KiB, 600x396

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 04:53:12 No.31846682 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846445

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 05:10:19 No.31846841 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846527
>Simisage has ugly eyebrows, and Simipour has retarded nigger hair.
I bet you're one of those guys who call incineroar barabait and primarina a trannyseal
though simisear is stupid locking, or at least it's fucking pose

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO SEE NO EVIL.gif, 433KiB, 294x233

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 05:21:06 No.31846960 Report

Quoted By: >>31848815

They all have at least 1 thing going for them.
Simisage has asparagus hair
Simisear has HOT MONKAY DIK
and Simipour has whatever the fuck this is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 05:33:04 No.31847084 Report

Quoted By: >>31847628

Fuck you OP, they're pretty cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 05:33:42 No.31847089 Report

Quoted By: >>31847628

I agree OP, these are some top quality starter-wannabe shitmons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 05:35:46 No.31847113 Report

Quoted By: >>31847628

>>31846353
I fucking love Simipour and Simisear.

Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO grsfd.jpg, 35KiB, 592x276

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 05:37:44 No.31847134 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353

>be me
>play black and white
>enemy has three pokemon
>first one is a fucking monkey
>GEE, I wonder what the rest are?!

I don't hate the designs but it just gets so tiring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:03:16 No.31847346 Report

Quoted By:

The concept is cool but the execution reeks of garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:06:25 No.31847371 Report

Quoted By:

they get more hate than they deserve, it's a neat concept

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:07:45 No.31847383 Report

Quoted By: >>31847499 >>31848055

>>31846353
if you post anything other than garbodor, your taste is objectively shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:08:06 No.31847389 Report

Quoted By:

I like Simisage, it's the best grass partner you can use in bw, along with Leavanny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:09:46 No.31847408 Report

Quoted By: >>31848451

>>31846479
He got a japanese event for being LITERALLY the least liked pokemon on a magazine poll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:15:01 No.31847454 Report

Quoted By: >>31848093

>simisear gets Sacred Fire
>simipour gets Steam Eruption
>simisage gets Seed Flare
How do they fair?
101 speed is pretty sweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:21:13 No.31847499 Report

Quoted By:

>>31847383
>not Lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:26:26 No.31847531 Report

Quoted By:

grass one is handsome

other two are total faggots and deserve the shit they get

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:26:46 No.31847534 Report

Quoted By: >>31847564

Can someone explain to me what wrong with elemental monkies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:31:00 No.31847564 Report

Quoted By: >>31848160

>>31847534
>uncannily humanoid, down to having clothes-like fur
>terrible in battle
>ugly
>used for pointless earlygame handholding
>ruined any potential for another, better executed "3 wise monkeys" trio
At least, that's why I personally think they're awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:43:10 No.31847628 Report

Quoted By: >>31847665 >>31848090 >>31848397

>>31846519
>>31847084
>>31847089
>>31847113
Did you guys pick Snivy, cause you're contrarian as fuck

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO serperior9.jpg, 353KiB, 1349x1433

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:49:28 No.31847665 Report

Quoted By:

>>31847628
I like you, I had to consciously keep myself from laughing like a madman because of how late it is
I should use this every chance I get

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO water_qt.png, 131KiB, 268x199

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:49:46 No.31847667 Report

Quoted By: >>31851385

HOT
MONKAY
WIFE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:51:31 No.31847677 Report

Quoted By: >>31847678

Simisage has a plan. Everyone knows that. It's why he's cool as fuck. Everyone knows it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:52:01 No.31847678 Report

Quoted By: >>31847686

>>31847677
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:52:32 No.31847686 Report

Quoted By:

>>31847678
Leafman's Plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 06:55:22 No.31847703 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
I like Simipour,the other two are complete rubbish tho.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Simisage.full.1332733.jpg, 207KiB, 630x670

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 07:27:29 No.31847862 Report

Quoted By: >>31856052

Fuck yourself, Simisage is genuinely one of my all time favorite pokemon.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1482173732406.jpg, 235KiB, 867x655

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 07:49:45 No.31847960 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846479
>+242 for winning

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 08:10:30 No.31848055 Report

Quoted By:

>>31847383
Garbodor was meant to be ugly, and the monkeys were supposed to give the impression of embracing their evils to look cooler, kind of like Pangoro, but they end up looking like crap.

Plus Garbodor has better use than munkii.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 08:18:24 No.31848090 Report

Quoted By: >>31848100 >>31849919

>>31847628
Oshawott is the contrarian choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 08:19:15 No.31848093 Report

Quoted By:

>>31847454
PU to NU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 08:21:04 No.31848100 Report

Quoted By:

>>31848090
Contrarian compared to /vp/ standards. Lots of people outside /vp/ adore the Oshawott line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 08:29:27 No.31848134 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
Simisage is cool and Simisear would be better if it did a different pose. Simipour is just bland.

Honestly, they would be better if they each had a different secondary ability and type:

>Simisage: Grass/Dark with Moxie, learns Sucker Punch
>Simipour: Water/Fairy with Unaware, learns Water Spout
>Simisear: Fire/Normal with Fur Coat, learns Slack Off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 08:37:22 No.31848160 Report

Quoted By:

>>31847564
>terrible in battle
After just one Nasty Plot they destroy pretty much anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 09:40:16 No.31848397 Report

Quoted By: >>31849919

>>31847628
I always thought Tepig was the contrarian choice. Who also happens to be the second best if we're talking final evos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 09:58:33 No.31848451 Report

Quoted By:

>>31847408
That wasn't a popularity poll anon.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1487012394263.gif, 2MiB, 320x433

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 10:51:07 No.31848621 Report

Quoted By:

I really wish that they had more interesting designs. Even the obvious see no evil/hear no evil/speak no evil with related abilities/movesets would be great - you wouldn't need to change much about them visually and their ugliness could be excused because they'd have something else going on. As is, they aren't even fun to use because their stats are poor and their typings/abilities/movepools are so bland. Even some of the worst shitmons have a niche, be it strange move combos or rare abilities, but these guys have nothing. Even their names are boring.

They are, admittedly, pretty good in random battle because they have high levels and almost always carry substitute/nasty plot/strong STAB/good coverage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 11:23:11 No.31848751 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
I like the unevolved forms and Simisear's design is pretty good. Would have liked them to be [element]/Normal types however.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 11:25:19 No.31848764 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
They're prety good in-game which cant be said about many others mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 11:40:06 No.31848815 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846960
So they're not white pupils?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO tfw everyone hates you.jpg, 92KiB, 749x970

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 11:50:38 No.31848881 Report

Quoted By: >>31848920

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 11:57:03 No.31848920 Report

Quoted By:

>>31848881
fatty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 12:13:57 No.31848974 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
They nearly made me quit Pokemon

I mean fucking hell they could at least have been forms or something, they're so awful

They all have basically the same name and concept and due to pre-evos they take up SIX FUCKING SPACES

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 12:57:42 No.31849169 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
They all look better than Decidueye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 13:11:55 No.31849256 Report

Quoted By: >>31849484 >>31849523

>all shit in battle
How do we fix them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:01:24 No.31849484 Report

Quoted By:

>>31849256
Make them true not-starters - they can learn all sorts of moves including otherwise starter-exclusive ones, and they havethree mega evolutions. That any of them can access.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:05:15 No.31849510 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
>PokemonS
Kill yourself OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:06:09 No.31849511 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353

>Not liking Bancho, Beach Gal, and Burning Dork

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:08:00 No.31849523 Report

Quoted By:

>>31849256
Giving them good abilities

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:08:18 No.31849525 Report

Quoted By: >>31849657

>>31846353
How many Pokemon in Gen 5 are there that aren't shameless Dex filler?

Kymicsu, of Trakenboard

Kymicsu, of Trakenboard Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:24:02 No.31849631 Report

Quoted By: >>31849640 >>31849657

@31849525

The starters, Reshi\Zek\Kyu, Munna line, Zorua line, Larvesta line, Genesect, Victini, Deino line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:25:24 No.31849640 Report

Quoted By:

>>31849631
>@
>he can't quote
>of course he's a namefag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:27:58 No.31849657 Report

Quoted By: >>31849742 >>31849872

>>31849525
>>31849631

I don't get this argument of "dex filler". Sure, each gen has specific starters, legendaries, pseudolegends, early bird, and shit like early bug, fossil etc. But doesn't that make literally everything else dex filler? Like what prevents Munna from not being dex filler yet the monkeys are? If anything, the monkeys have more of a purpose than Munna due to the first gym and the pseudostarter thing they have going.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:28:28 No.31849661 Report

Quoted By:

Whoever thought redoing the teletubbies as pokemon deserves their house on fire. We already had enough with Aipom and Ambipom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:31:28 No.31849688 Report

Quoted By: >>31849722

Because Simipour's skirt needs to be knee level and make Simipour line female only, and give them good abilities with also good moves

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IMG_2825.jpg, 59KiB, 514x536

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:37:41 No.31849722 Report

Quoted By: >>31851413

>>31849688
>make Simipour line female only

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO munna.jpg, 11KiB, 300x184

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 14:40:24 No.31849742 Report

Quoted By:

>>31849657
munna was their only way of appealing to gen wunners with all the gen 1 pokemon gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 15:01:24 No.31849872 Report

Quoted By:

>>31849657
"Dex filler" typically refers to Pokemon that appeal to no one or an extremely small niche of People.
Unown for example lacks any appeal.
>bad design
>no use in competitive and casual
>gimmick is cucked by the majority of Pokémon
>Only unironic use is to make crap creepy pastas
>Just using mail and having nicknames on other Pokemon can do the same thing
Unown is the worst case of Dex Filler, but there are plenty of others without appeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 15:04:10 No.31849908 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846445
That's a funny joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 15:05:39 No.31849919 Report

Quoted By:

>>31848090
>>31848397
>not getting the joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 15:10:24 No.31849964 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
Simisage and simipour are complete shit
But hotmonkaydik is the sole redeemer of the monkey trio

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 15:13:07 No.31849985 Report

Quoted By:

Simipour is cute and objectively the best designed of the three

don't care about the other two

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 18:08:43 No.31851385 Report

Quoted By:

>>31847667
8 7 , 5 %
7
,
5
%

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 18:12:15 No.31851413 Report

Quoted By: >>31856135

>>31849722
Look at Simipour and look at Primarina, because frankly, it's the exact same situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 18:18:44 No.31851477 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
Simisage is a cutie tho

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO simisage.png, 5KiB, 128x128

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 18:23:02 No.31851518 Report

Quoted By: >>31851531 >>31856052

>>31846353
I really like Simisage

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO simisage.jpg, 131KiB, 1000x750

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 18:24:15 No.31851531 Report

Quoted By: >>31852902

>>31851518

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 18:26:54 No.31851557 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846479
>there are """""people""""" that don't know about hoge, hot Monday dik, and DICKS
>they don't even lurk to find out
Sad!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 20:46:45 No.31852902 Report

Quoted By:

>>31851531
i name him kitan like tengen toppa character on my nuzlocke run

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 21:08:57 No.31853148 Report

Quoted By: >>31853338

>>31846423
t* gewuinner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2017 21:31:45 No.31853338 Report

Quoted By:

>>31853148
did you reply to the wrong post? he's obviously shitting on seel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 01:59:26 No.31856052 Report

Quoted By: >>31856088

>>31847862
>>31851518
I'm with these guys, Simisage is a boss. He has a giant grass pompadour, and if you can't appreciate that then I disagree with your opinion but respect your right to it.

Seriously though, I like him. The other two I'm kind of ambivalent on, but I'm a bit biased towards grass types so take that as you will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 02:02:23 No.31856088 Report

Quoted By: >>31856226

>>31856052
Too bad he has shit Attack stats.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO angry brionne.jpg, 38KiB, 515x479

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 02:05:28 No.31856135 Report

Quoted By:

>>31851413
you leave primarina out of this hot mess

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 02:14:33 No.31856226 Report

Quoted By:

>>31856088
Yeah, competitively he's not great. I still like his concept.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 02:18:51 No.31856265 Report

Quoted By:

I'm pretty neutral towards all of em, but I like Simisear the least.

But that's mainly because for the story-mode Darumaka is your only other option for a fire type until you run into Heatmor near the end of your run in BW.

BW2 fixed this by mixing previous gens into the dex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 02:21:51 No.31856315 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
I can stand them, but they should have gone for an eevee clone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 02:31:31 No.31856415 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353

>Pokemons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 02:52:10 No.31856618 Report

Quoted By: >>31856958 >>31856995

>>31846423
>genwun Pokemon
>forgettable
Get the fuck outta here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 03:25:03 No.31856958 Report

Quoted By: >>31858075

>>31856618
Remember Lickitung?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 03:28:50 No.31856995 Report

Quoted By:

>>31856618
>>31856618
Even normalfags forget shit like dewgong, seaking, and rapidash.
>inb4 fuck yeah seakingfags trying to defend my mom's goldfish as good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 03:31:54 No.31857022 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
I've fapped to Simisage before.

That's about all I've found any of them useful for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 05:02:08 No.31857879 Report

Quoted By:

>Not liking hot monkay dik

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 05:31:01 No.31858075 Report

Quoted By:

>>31856958
>remember this pokemon that was used by a main character in the anime and got a crossgen evo?
Uh, yeah?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 06:21:51 No.31858379 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846464
They're all delinquent monkies.

>Pansage - Simisage = Yankii, known for foul language or 'speaking evil'
>Pansear - Simisear = Bosozokou, bikers who use loud sounds to force attention upon themselves, 'hearing evil'
>Panpour - Simipour = Kogal, shallow, vapid and materialistic women who care more about appearance than anything, 'seeing evil'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 07:16:00 No.31858673 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
I think Simisage is pretty cool, and Simisear has HOT MONKAY DIK going for him (though he is officially the least liked Pokemon.) Simipour I really don't care for though.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IMG_20170221_011545.jpg, 138KiB, 1011x1106

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 07:16:19 No.31858676 Report

Quoted By:

>>31846353
Fucking /thread

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches

ITT: The objectively worst Pokemons in existence