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Which pokemon do you literally want to be?

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 03:38:08 No.31857092 View View Reply Original Report

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I'd want to be a Tapu Lele because psychic powers and being able to sexually bully Olivia sounds fun.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 03:40:29 No.31857117 Report

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>>31857092
I'd want to be a serperior (male) so I can jack off two dicks at the same time and use vine whip on myself because I'm a fucking freak

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 03:42:54 No.31857137 Report

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I'd want to be a Tropius so I can have an endless supply of fruit to grow off my body and eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 03:46:45 No.31857178 Report

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>>31857137
Isn't eating bananas from your chin kinda like drinking your own piss? Do bananas that grow out of you actually act as food for your body? How do you eat the bananas if they're right below your mouth and you don't have any hands?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 03:49:25 No.31857207 Report

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>>31857117
I mean, it's heresy but it doesn't go against my world views.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 03:59:21 No.31857334 Report

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>>31857092
Honestly? Probably just a Ditto or something else that learns Transform.

You know exactly why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 04:01:19 No.31857360 Report

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Arceus, because there are many things that need to have never existed in the first place. Like 4chan. Or Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 04:06:27 No.31857442 Report

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>>31857092
Heh...Decidueye, so that I could I don't know, it's just my favourite Pokemon. Why not? Would be cool to be able to fly, at least.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 04:08:31 No.31857460 Report

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>Latios
Being psychic and being able to fly would be pretty cool. & I get to fug Latias

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 04:10:15 No.31857469 Report

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>>31857092
Claydol. Psychic powers, levitation, and could do nothing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 04:12:14 No.31857487 Report

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>>31857092
Ditto. Literally be what ever Pokemon, Human, Object, etc. you feel like being and have the kinkiest sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 04:19:28 No.31857550 Report

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>>31857460
Pretty good choice. It must be a thrill to just fly through the air at Lati speed. They can also learn Dive, so there's that for some deep sea cavern exploration if ya catch my drift.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 04:22:41 No.31857588 Report

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I know this is EZ mode, but how can I not? Illusions will be all too handy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 04:28:17 No.31857622 Report

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Lucario or Marshadow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 04:45:29 No.31857764 Report

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You just made me check my old mistery dungeon explorers of darkness im getting flashbacks of my life as a pokemon all over the place

im a pikachu my team is called team Thunder i got raichu and electrivire in my team all of our moves are electric type my best friend is a chimchar

Man how the hell did i even beat this game? my team is ultra rank, any ground type pokemon could easily kill everyone

now i feel like i've been on a 10 year coma and i should try playing Gates to Infinity and super mistery dungeon

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 04:58:06 No.31857847 Report

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this badass yeah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 05:50:43 No.31858195 Report

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>>31857092
you can also snatch all the berries you want!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 06:30:50 No.31858454 Report

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Gallade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 07:32:10 No.31858781 Report

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>>31857460
aren't they siblings?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 07:36:10 No.31858802 Report

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I like cute things, and I live near many, MANY goddamned Chesnuts.

not a fan of what comes after.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 11:06:49 No.31859674 Report

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ma boi Dragonite

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 11:14:03 No.31859702 Report

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Either deerling or leafeon. Both are forest drawing grass types that avoid humans and aren't known for being the fighting type but there are two differences that make me unable to choose between the two. One one hand leafeon can photosynthesize so i wouldn't have to compete for food, but it can eat os i could just eat things i like are tasty were as deerling are strictly herbivores. But on the other hand deer are my favorite animal so one point to deerlng.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 11:14:46 No.31859705 Report

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>>31857092
why haven't you killed yourself you fucking autist?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 11:32:17 No.31859757 Report

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>>31859705
Why haven't you killed yourself you fucking buzzkill?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 11:54:28 No.31859817 Report

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Female Eevee or female starter.

It would be like one of those dating sims, with the 87,5% crowd constantly trying to get into my fur.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 11:57:28 No.31859825 Report

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>>31857092
I want to be brionne so I can play with balls (Not your balls). I want to mess around in a sea with walruses like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 11:59:49 No.31859828 Report

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>>31859817
better hope you don't become litten. cats have barbed penises because the female doesn't ovulate until the barbs catch in her vagina, creating a painful sensation that tells her ovaries to get to work. It also meant to stop a female from running off before the male can finish in her, so that'd be some painful rape.
source: http://pets.thenest.com/male-cats-penis-barbed-10516.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 12:14:01 No.31859869 Report

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>>31859828
I always knew there was a reason why cat girls want human D so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 12:33:34 No.31859927 Report

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>>31857764
skip gates to infinity, super mystery dungeon was fun though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 13:05:12 No.31860045 Report

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>>31858781
no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 13:13:22 No.31860083 Report

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>>31857092
Really depends on the circumstances for me.
Pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 14:18:01 No.31860348 Report

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I'll be able to supply my own power and look excellent doing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 14:24:42 No.31860379 Report

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>>31859828
>implying eevee is a cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 14:36:30 No.31860443 Report

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>>31858781
There are many Latioses and Latiases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 16:58:06 No.31861431 Report

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>>31860379
espeon is a cat, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 20:04:23 No.31863118 Report

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>>31857092
I would want to be one of those hypersexual Blazikens. I could spend all day fucking and getting fucked, and at the end of the day I'm still in Ubers. I wouldn't want a trainer so that I could be as public use as possible. Sex would make for great exercise. I would squat on as much dick as possible, and when I need to let my legs rest I can just lie down and let the other Pokemon pound me.
>Blaziken used Bounce.
>Blaziken is bouncing on the opposing Pokemon's cock.
>Speed Boost activates. Blaziken started humping faster.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 20:12:25 No.31863216 Report

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I would want to be a Jangmo-o
But realistically I'd be a Munchlax

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 21:04:57 No.31863790 Report

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Being a giant spider tank woud be pretty nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 21:12:48 No.31863873 Report

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 21:18:59 No.31863922 Report

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Something small and cute. There are several I'd be okay with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2017 22:29:54 No.31864537 Report

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>>31863922
i want to being tickled by mincino

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 00:24:26 No.31865735 Report

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>>31863873
Pokemon Psychic Adventure was fun time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 02:19:51 No.31866963 Report

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>>31861431
quoted from bulbapedo

"Espeon appears to be based on legend of the nekomata, also known as bake-neko, which are mysterious, intelligent, fork-tailed goblin cats. It additionally resembles a carbuncle, a Latin-American mythological beast which had a jewel on its forehead. It also has traits of caracals, sphynx cats, lynxes, and due to its large ears, fennec foxes"

so yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 02:23:23 No.31866999 Report

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>>31857460
i want to be a latios so i can dick other latios(female)

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 02:23:57 No.31867009 Report

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I would like to be a Hawlucha, so I can get deported

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 02:27:01 No.31867043 Report

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magcarbro

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 03:03:53 No.31867420 Report

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Leavanny. I'd like to be a petite leaf tailor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 03:10:33 No.31867478 Report

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I want to have tentacles and hangout in ultra-space.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 03:22:15 No.31867607 Report

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I want to be toxic sludge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 04:12:27 No.31868017 Report

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>>31859828
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 05:07:45 No.31868319 Report

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>>31867607
Well, shit, you're here right?

Sage

Sage Wed 22 Feb 2017 05:12:23 No.31868335 Report

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>>31863790
Flying spider tank potentially

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 05:18:45 No.31868350 Report

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i want to be tapu bulu because like me, he's angry at the world and just wants to be alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 07:14:51 No.31868752 Report

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>>31857178
Bananas are not waste products. I guess it would be like consuming your own breastmilk/cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 15:33:17 No.31870336 Report

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>>31857137
Would much rather just own one than be one.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 15:39:54 No.31870378 Report

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psychic powers, teleportation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 17:54:40 No.31871462 Report

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Mew. It can do anything besides hammer stuff in the same way a crab would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 18:00:28 No.31871520 Report

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>>31857469
Ditto. Slime is cool and being able to transform is nice. The dex states that Ditto are able to transform from memory, so I won't be weak either. And I could transform into my favorite 'mons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 18:01:39 No.31871527 Report

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>>31871520
Woops, didn't mean to reply.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2017 18:06:18 No.31871575 Report

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>>31857092

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