Welcome to the Star Shaped Aliens general.
Post SSA, discuss SSA, worship SSA, r8 SSA, become a SSA.
Q&A:
>What does SSA stand for?
Star Shaped Alien.
>Does this thread have a point?
No.
>How do I identify a SSA?
They are from space and their bodies are shaped like stars.
>Fuck, marry, kill?
There are five SSA, this number is too high for Fuck, marry, kill.

>Todays topic:
What is your favorite thing about the SSA?

>Todays challenge:
Think up a regional variant for one of the SSA.