>>31889651I HATE all of your waifumons. Or maybe it would be more accurate to say that I HATE what Poképhilic FUCKS have done to this franchise. And know, Poképhiles, that when I say that I hate you, that is not something to take lightly. I am not a hateful person. I had naught but love in my heart until your kind essentially RUINED my life. I've loved Pokémon since I was a kid. I love everything about Pokémon. (Or at least I DID, until Poképhilia was invented!) But you have completely tarnished this franchise.
I thought it would be cool to wear a Pokémon hat, to show my love and appreciation for Pokémon and the great joy that it has brought to my life. And it was cool! People actually smiled at me! But then, I was just minding on my own business and I heard some fucking jock ASSHOLE snickering, and I picked up on that word, that most detestable and painful and insulting word that has haunted me, echoing through my brain at all hours of the day. "Furry." I glanced aside to see if perhaps he was talking about those kids wearing the tails again, but him and his friends were staring directly at me.
"E-excuse me?" I sputtered out, caught completely off guard.
"Fucking furry."
I didn't know how to respond. But I didn't get a chance. He took his hand and in one mighty, soul crushing swoop, batted the hat off of my head. His friends laugh. I was DEVASTATED.
I'm NOT a furry. But now I feel like one, because of you Poképhiles. I DON'T want to fuck my dog. But maybe I do??? And it's all your fault.
