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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:05:56 No.31924241 View View Reply Original Report

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This is May. Say something mean to her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:07:44 No.31924252 Report

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>>31924241

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:08:45 No.31924257 Report

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>>31924241
Her pussy bulge looks like a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:08:59 No.31924258 Report

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>>31924241
Dumb titty monster slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:15:23 No.31924285 Report

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>>31924241
Stop changing headbands

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:17:55 No.31924295 Report

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>>31924241
your tits are bigger than your head. your probably going to break your spine and youll end up in a wheelchair before youre fourty.

If you want though i can squeeze them, maybe they will shrink

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:21:34 No.31924306 Report

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>>31924295
No don't do it they'll only get bigger so do it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:30:53 No.31924349 Report

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>>31924306
That was the plan you fuck. Dont say it so loudly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:37:47 No.31924388 Report

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>>31924306
I wish it'd work like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:45:02 No.31924421 Report

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Easily beaten in battles by brendan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:47:03 No.31924430 Report

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>>31924421
>playing as brendan

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:47:13 No.31924432 Report

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 13:50:18 No.31924442 Report

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>>31924430
>not playing as brendan

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:08:30 No.31924522 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:16:27 No.31924564 Report

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>>31924241
Exists only to become breeding stock and provide more Mays for future generations.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:18:08 No.31924574 Report

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>>31924564
>that is a bad thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:38:00 No.31924670 Report

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>>31924574
We're supposed to say mean things to May in this thread.

Calling her breeding stock is pretty mean.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:40:14 No.31924685 Report

Quoted By: >>31924695

>>31924670
>he doesn't call his favorite girls breeding stocks as a compliment
what happened to the days when the fertility of a woman was everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:42:42 No.31924695 Report

Quoted By: >>31924700

>>31924685
Tumblr happened.
Also maybe overpopulation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:44:22 No.31924700 Report

Quoted By: >>31924719

>>31924695
>overpopulation
maybe we should just fucking embrace natural selection
and turn china into a parking lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:47:04 No.31924719 Report

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>>31924700
>tfw there'll never be a satisfying solution to this problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:48:37 No.31924727 Report

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>>31924719
>WW3 won't be satisfying because everyone will be too much of pussies to launch nukes
at least that could happen but russia has no problem with ending humanity if they're in danger of being ended

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:51:14 No.31924738 Report

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>>31924241
I'm sick of you getting all the art.

Other Pokegirls exist and deserves more art since most of the shit people draw of you is a google or pixiv search away. Also your tits weren't even that big in the anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:51:32 No.31924739 Report

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>>31924727
I'd rather slow down the birth rate than kill people though, because if the latter, the problem is bound to happen again. And again. And again and again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:51:55 No.31924740 Report

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>>31924739

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:52:37 No.31924749 Report

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>>31924738
Just for you anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:53:37 No.31924754 Report

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>>31924739
>but we've got to keep up the birth rate so we can have more people to pay the old people for simply existing!
seriously fuck bureaucrats, and fuck baby boomers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 14:55:26 No.31924771 Report

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>>31924754
At least we agree on this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 15:00:00 No.31924799 Report

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Dammit Cow -tits! Did you spend all our poke-dollars on a new headband Again!!!, Arceus in heaven do you ever stop to think or is your brain mass also in your boobs!? *See her start to cry* Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Look if those are gold orbs maybe we can get our money back...those are gold orbs aren't they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 15:01:15 No.31924803 Report

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>>31924799
they're big nuggets you stupid fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 15:03:32 No.31924822 Report

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>>31924803
I'm my language they're orbs you uncultured swine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 15:39:46 No.31925008 Report

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>>31924306
And that's bad because?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 15:42:07 No.31925025 Report

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>>31925008
Because she'll use them to swallow your dick! No escape!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 15:46:27 No.31925050 Report

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>>31924306
Why would squeezing them make them bigger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:06:22 No.31925147 Report

Quoted By: >>31927988

>>31925050
Stimulation causes breast to grow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 19:27:27 No.31926620 Report

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>>31924430
>not playing as best player character

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 19:32:08 No.31926667 Report

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Those are implants and everyone knows it. You're not fooling anyone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 19:34:31 No.31926695 Report

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>>31926620
but I did play as best player character

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 19:37:36 No.31926725 Report

Quoted By: >>31927586

>>31924241
thanks to incompetent japanese animators, an entire generation thinks you have huge tits. Your tits have always been a lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:10:36 No.31927542 Report

Quoted By: >>31927552

>>31924421
>>31924442
Playing as Brendan
>>>31926620
May, Dawn, Serena, Leaf, and Red are better than him though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:11:48 No.31927552 Report

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>>31927542
>Playing as Brendan
>Pretend this is greentext

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:16:05 No.31927586 Report

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>>31926725
>found the Dawnfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:19:27 No.31927610 Report

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>>31924241
What are you? A fucking cow? MOOOO!

Name

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Name Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:42:44 No.31927831 Report

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Comment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:44:02 No.31927839 Report

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>>31927831
Too small

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:46:18 No.31927861 Report

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>>31927839

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:48:28 No.31927882 Report

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>>31927861

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:54:48 No.31927942 Report

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White racism is a thing that exists that people are ignoring

The media wants white people to stop making families

We need to protect our future

I want to have a mating session with May to gurantee a future for our kind

Bring in Misty, Dawn, and Serena too

40% !//v.13zk5M

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40% !//v.13zk5M Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:57:06 No.31927972 Report

Quoted By: >>31927977 >>31927993 >>31928089

>you will never be May as drawn by maydrawfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:57:43 No.31927977 Report

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>>31927972
Tell him to draw more SFw May.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:58:42 No.31927988 Report

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>>31925147
Then why do flat girls exist? Why don't they just stimulate them into cow-tits?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:58:51 No.31927993 Report

Quoted By: >>31928018

>>31927972
I think you mean, "you will never fuck May as drawn by maydrawfag"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 21:59:23 No.31928000 Report

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>>31927988
Bad genes.

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40% !//v.13zk5M Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:00:31 No.31928018 Report

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>>31927993
That would be good too.

But I meant what I said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:04:20 No.31928077 Report

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>>31928000
Why don't they just rub them more then? Enough to offset the genes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:04:31 No.31928081 Report

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>>31927988
Some women's breasts keep growing well past their teens. It's not like there's some magical shut-off switch that happens.

And stimulation can help, it's just that the results aren't as great as fantasy makes it out to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:05:10 No.31928089 Report

Quoted By: >>31928118

>>31928018
What I like most about his May is the way he gives her this air-headedness about her, like that one on his Pixiv. This one too. Even this >>31927972

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40% !//v.13zk5M Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:07:33 No.31928118 Report

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>>31928089
The airheadedness coupled with the extreme level oppai is what makes her so great, definitely. You know how easy it would be for guys to take advantage of her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:10:12 No.31928141 Report

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Hold up, isn't May a kid?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:12:53 No.31928169 Report

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>>31928141
you're only a kid for so long

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:23:11 No.31928257 Report

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>>31928118
Oh god, please tell me you have more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:24:46 No.31928271 Report

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>>31928257
literally just go here http://www.heyitsmdf.net/
you're welcome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:25:54 No.31928285 Report

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>>31928271
Thanks a bunch anon !

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40% !//v.13zk5M Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:30:37 No.31928332 Report

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>>31928257
Like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:33:36 No.31928352 Report

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She has lots of assjob art. So that is nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:39:15 No.31928410 Report

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>>31924241
too thin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:54:45 No.31928553 Report

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>>31924739
You'll never beat people's urge to fuck anon

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:55:24 No.31928564 Report

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>>31925050
Who knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:57:02 No.31928581 Report

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>>31928553
we could always incentivize vasectomies
although I'm sure there's some moral "argument" against that

Sage

Sage Mon 27 Feb 2017 23:25:52 No.31928801 Report

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>>31926620
>not playing the breast character

Sage

Sage Mon 27 Feb 2017 23:33:56 No.31928852 Report

Quoted By: >>31928877

>>31928581
Any means of birth control will be shunned and fought ageinst by christ/moral fags who think every drop of spunk is sacred, but then say all the kiddy didlers in their respective churches are just "bad apples"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 23:37:47 No.31928877 Report

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>>31928852
So, kill all christ/moralfags then, apply plan ?

Also I think a country did the incentive vasectomy, but I'm not sure it worked well. Or that was only for a specific population, which was pretty racist and totally not a good idea. I don't remember well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 23:46:02 No.31928937 Report

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>>31927988
Because it takes a real and long effort to achieve breast growth this way, and can be actually painful.
So basically, there's like zero girls willing to do that.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 23:48:38 No.31928958 Report

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>they make another cute pokegirl
>another
>and another
>all aged 10-12

what did gf mean by this

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