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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:06:33 No.31925149 View View Reply Original Report

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I never thought I would be a furfag but I want to marry Gardevoir and hold her hand and cuddle with her in bed.

What have you done to me /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:08:55 No.31925166 Report

Quoted By: >>31928872

>>31925149
>I never thought I would be a furfag but I want to marry Gardevoir and hold her hand and cuddle with her in bed.
>What have you done to me /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:09:05 No.31925167 Report

Quoted By: >>31925186

>gardevoir
>furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:11:18 No.31925178 Report

Quoted By: >>31925241

>>31925149
Entry level, get a real waifu, nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:11:49 No.31925180 Report

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>>31925149
/vp/ did nothing to you, you're just an autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:13:11 No.31925186 Report

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>>31925167
if it's a pokemon it's furry, no matter how many mental gymnastics you do to convince yourself otherwise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:14:26 No.31925196 Report

Quoted By: >>31925257

>>31925186

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:15:31 No.31925202 Report

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>>31925149
I don't consider you a furfag.
-furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:17:26 No.31925219 Report

Quoted By: >>31925225

/vp/ probably considers that entry as you can get or not furry at all.
Start complaining when you start wanting to fuck a Vaporeon or Bisharp or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:18:42 No.31925225 Report

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>>31925219
Eeeveelutions are all entry level as well, but I agree on the Bisharp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:20:49 No.31925241 Report

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>>31925178
If you really like your Pokemon you wouldn't worry about dumb labeling like this.

Also Tsareena is my wife for life. I'll do anything for her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:21:21 No.31925243 Report

Quoted By: >>31925257

>>31925186
>Doesn't have fur
>Implying the mental gymnastics are coming from this side
lol
dumb spooked pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:22:51 No.31925257 Report

Quoted By: >>31925272 >>31934484 >>31934578

>>31925196
>>31925243
it's still xenophilia, which is the same as furshit. But keep telling yourselves otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:23:25 No.31925265 Report

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>>31925149
Being a furfag is where the money is at

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:24:32 No.31925272 Report

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>>31925257
>It's still xenophilia, which is the same as furshit.
But it literally isn't you absolute retard.
And just because your brainelt IQ makes you interpretit that way doesn't mean it's true.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:29:31 No.31925300 Report

Quoted By: >>31925319

>>31925272
nice argument, but I assume it's hard to come up with intelligent retorts after getting this triggered. Face the truth, closet furfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:31:35 No.31925319 Report

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>>31925300
>>31925272
>REEEEE IT'S FURFAG
>REEEE NO IT'S NOT
Only a couple of autists can actually be so dense as to have this kind of argument

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:33:56 No.31925333 Report

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What´s so bad about having a waifumon, OP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:37:41 No.31925348 Report

Quoted By: >>31925387

>gardefags are this autistic
holy shit man, just ride down that slope, you'll enjoy yourself more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:43:30 No.31925387 Report

Quoted By: >>31925398 >>31925407 >>31925421

>>31925348
>>31925348
>posting meme aspergers snek
Hey buddy, you got the wrong door. The 87.5% male club is two blocks down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:44:50 No.31925398 Report

Quoted By: >>31925437

>>31925387
nice projection my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:46:51 No.31925407 Report

Quoted By: >>31925437

>>31925387
87.5% doesn't mean the odds of this one snake being male, it just means the species as a whole has that distribution. Saying that snake is males is as autistic as saying every human is gay because there's more guys than girls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:48:12 No.31925421 Report

Quoted By: >>31925437

>>31925387
>calls something meme aspergers
>follows up with the autistic gender ratio meme
>two blocks down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:50:04 No.31925437 Report

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>>31925398
>>31925407
>>31925421
Sorry. I don't understand a word of "Shitwaifunese."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:53:36 No.31925464 Report

Quoted By: >>31925593

>>31925437
>says we have shit waifus
>posts tsareena
oh i am laffin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:54:10 No.31925470 Report

Quoted By: >>31925593

>>31925437
>like shitena
>thinks they have rights to anything, including judging actual people

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:54:38 No.31925473 Report

Quoted By: >>31925593

>>31925437
>tsareenafag
Tsareenafags really are just neo-gardefags aren't they?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 16:55:00 No.31925476 Report

Quoted By: >>31925593

>>31925437
>Tsareena

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 17:14:02 No.31925593 Report

Quoted By: >>31925609 >>31925615 >>31925630 >>31925780 >>31926201 >>31930196

>>31925476
>>31925473
>>31925470
>>31925464
>pure blood Grass type, not disgusting mixed type
>beautiful purple eyes
>is heir to the jungle's throne
>legs

There simply just isn't any competition. Tsareena truly is the best Pokemon™.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 17:16:04 No.31925609 Report

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>>31925593

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 17:16:36 No.31925615 Report

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>>31925593

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 17:18:24 No.31925630 Report

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>>31925593
>>legs
it's hard not to notice them when they make up more than half her body. Such a disgusting design.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 17:43:26 No.31925780 Report

Quoted By: >>31926201 >>31927192 >>31933920

>>31925593
>pure blood Water type, not disgusting mixed type
>CANONICALLY the most beautiful pokemon
>is heir to the ocean's throne (bigger than jungle)
>20ft long
Friendly reminder that Milotic is objectively best pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 18:08:14 No.31925976 Report

Quoted By: >>31926003

>>31925149
wanting to fug gardevoir doesnt make you a furfag
gardevoir is probably the least animal like pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 18:11:57 No.31926003 Report

Quoted By: >>31926051

>>31925976
>>31925186

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 18:18:09 No.31926051 Report

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>>31926003
>pocket monsters
>monsters dont have to be animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 18:36:48 No.31926201 Report

Quoted By: >>31934899

>>31925593
Slutty Bellossum, also Gardevoir does white and green better.

>>31925780
Old and busted, Primarina is new hotness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 19:47:35 No.31926809 Report

Quoted By: >>31926814 >>31926921

>>31925149
>Gardevoir
bitch that ain't even furry, she's as human of a pokemon as you can get

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 19:48:25 No.31926814 Report

Quoted By: >>31929292

>>31926809
keep telling yourself that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 20:01:24 No.31926921 Report

Quoted By: >>31929292

>>31926809
>>31925186

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 20:30:55 No.31927186 Report

Quoted By:

>>31925149
>Wanting a pokemon insteas of a normal human
anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 20:31:41 No.31927192 Report

Quoted By:

>>31925780
It really is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 20:39:06 No.31927246 Report

Quoted By:

>>31925149
If you can still get off to humans you're not in any kind of trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 22:56:39 No.31928574 Report

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I want to kiss my wife gardevoir and have her pet me like a good slave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2017 23:37:03 No.31928872 Report

Quoted By:

>>31925166
Excellent taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 00:27:25 No.31929292 Report

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>>31926814
>>31926921
Hey I'm not trying to deny that I am, I'd straight-up fuck an absol if I could
I'm just saying Gardevoir is pretty weak on the furfaggotry scale

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:02:50 No.31930081 Report

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>>31925149
It is a natural reaction anon. Still, you can't blame /vp/. Gamefreak has to take the blame for the most part. Still I think gardevoir doesn't fit the furry area so I think you are good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:03:40 No.31930096 Report

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Gardevoir is the least furry Pokemon out their. It's like Jynx, more human that animal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:04:50 No.31930107 Report

Quoted By: >>31930118 >>31930194 >>31930374

>>31925186
>If its a Pokemon it's a furry
Explain to me how Pokemon like Geodude and the other rock Pokemon go under the furry category

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:06:12 No.31930118 Report

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>>31930107
>waifufagging geodude
if I wanted to waifu a fucking rock, I'd just get some smooth rocks and shove them up my ass and jerk off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:12:48 No.31930194 Report

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>>31930107
This anon made a point. Next point is agieslash, or any of the true ghost pokemon. They aren't furry, but are pokemon. Gardevoir has no fur, but is a pokemon. Ergo the logic follows that you can be a pokemon and not a furry. Also that since gardevoir has no fur, she isn't a furry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:13:08 No.31930196 Report

Quoted By: >>31930205

>>31925593
Kys. Serperior is best snek waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:13:56 No.31930205 Report

Quoted By: >>31931409

>>31930196
>this image again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:27:54 No.31930374 Report

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>>31930107
>Pokemon go
kys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:30:32 No.31930414 Report

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>>31925186

>if it's a pokemon it's furry, no matter how many mental gymnastics you do to convince yourself otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:34:44 No.31930457 Report

Quoted By: >>31930519 >>31930547

You just took a step down from weeaboo to a pokecunt dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:40:29 No.31930519 Report

Quoted By:

>>31930457
Correct yourself, he/she is becoming a better person by being honest with themselves and their taste. It can't think of a better thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 02:43:19 No.31930547 Report

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>>31930457
It's not like anyone gives a fuck about what you jack off to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 04:00:48 No.31931409 Report

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>>31930205
What's wrong? Afraid a snek has bigger boobs than you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 04:08:05 No.31931481 Report

Quoted By: >>31931489

>>31925149
I started this way.
Now I want to fug fug

What have you done to me /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 04:09:39 No.31931489 Report

Quoted By: >>31932659 >>31933840

>>31931481
You're just a weirdo

I started this way when sapphire came out and I wouldn't fug any of the furshit mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 06:40:28 No.31932659 Report

Quoted By: >>31933865

>>31931489
they're all furshit, regrdless of how hard you try to deny it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 12:02:43 No.31933840 Report

Quoted By:

>>31931489
Daily reminder that furfags and scalefags are the same shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 12:09:30 No.31933865 Report

Quoted By: >>31934484

>>31932659
>they are all furry no matter how hard you try to disprove
Anon, we've been over this. Here let's ask the obvious question again. Where do all the rock/ground pokemon fall in your argument? You have an argument where you say there are no exceptions, except there are several exceptions and any of them can be logically reached without alot of mental gymnastics.

Pokemon like Golurk, ghost/ground, anything but furry.
Geodude all the way up to golem, couldn't be furry even if you tried real hard.
Aegislash, you honestly tell me where on the furry scale that belongs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 12:22:49 No.31933920 Report

Quoted By:

>>31925780
My cholo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 12:27:21 No.31933946 Report

Quoted By: >>31933977

This thread goes to show just how autistic fur retards are. You really need a containment board aside from /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 12:32:57 No.31933977 Report

Quoted By: >>31933992

>>31933946
I would argue that this thread shows how anti-fur retards needs another board other then /vp/ as if one anon's argument is to be believed all pokemon are furry, no exceptions. If you follow that logic, furry lovers should be here and furry haters should leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 12:36:41 No.31933992 Report

Quoted By: >>31934020

>>31933977
So furfags truly are retards then. This is a Pokémon discussion blue board, no fetishes. Twist it as much as you'd like but this doesn't belong here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 12:44:40 No.31934020 Report

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>>31933992
Don't have to twist it at all. The logic is rather sound if you use the argument "pokemon = furry". That is an absolute definition. Mind you I believe it an incorrect definition, but if you believe it a correct definition and are a furry hater, then by that understanding you probably hate being here at /vp/. A board dedicared to pokemon, and thus by the logical definition set above, dedicated to a subset of furry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 12:48:29 No.31934033 Report

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>this entire thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:38:30 No.31934484 Report

Quoted By: >>31935128

>>31933865
>>31925257

A concerned Pokémon fan

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A concerned Pokémon fan Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:41:58 No.31934505 Report

Quoted By: >>31934526

People need to stop sexualizing Pokémon, there just a monsters, gardivoir doesn't have breasts, but the internet makes them have it, plus gardivoir has a 50/50 of being male.
Just Sayin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:47:11 No.31934526 Report

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>>31934505
>plus gardivoir has a 50/50 of being male.
this doesn't mean anything
people also have 50/50 chance of being male, doesn't mean sexualizing women is wrong because they could be a dude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:47:36 No.31934530 Report

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WAIT, THAT'S NOT A GARDEVOIR!

THIS FUCKER'S BEEN TRICKING US THE WHOLE TIME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:48:33 No.31934533 Report

Quoted By: >>31934536

Gardevoir is more like being attracted to a alien from star wars, or an elf from WoW or Lord of the rings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:49:19 No.31934536 Report

Quoted By: >>31934551

>>31934533
it's still furshit you closer degenerates.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:51:07 No.31934545 Report

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>>31925186
PUT ME IN LE EPIC SCREENCAP XDDDD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:52:02 No.31934551 Report

Quoted By: >>31934557 >>31935546

>>31934536
So I'm a furry for being attracted to Arwen from Lord of the rings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:53:25 No.31934557 Report

Quoted By: >>31934567

>>31934551
>implying that remotely looks like gardevoir
that's just a human with pointy ears

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:55:59 No.31934567 Report

Quoted By: >>31934578

>>31934557
The point I'm trying to make is the Gardevoir is basically a human with super white skin, green hair, and the weird thing in its chest. It's like being attracted to this person from star wars or and elf character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 14:57:26 No.31934578 Report

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>>31934567
no, being attracted to an elf s the same as a human
being attracted to second one is xenophilia, and refer to >>31925257 in that regard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 15:44:30 No.31934899 Report

Quoted By: >>31935160

>>31926201
>Trap clown
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 16:18:28 No.31935128 Report

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>>31934484
>That "same as" is an absolute definition, as in "xenophilia = furry"
Again, logic doesn't follow. You can love fairies, but that doesn't make you a furry. I swear, it is almost as if you guys hate logic in all it's forms.
For those new to the thread.
Supposedly "pokemon = furry", whic doesn't make sense. Now instead of changing the definition, which should be modified in my belief. Those who made the definition are trying to reference another comment that has no berring on if the "pokemom = furry" definition is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 16:23:14 No.31935160 Report

Quoted By:

>>31934899
>le 87.5% meme

You first, fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 17:16:44 No.31935546 Report

Quoted By: >>31936252

>>31934551
YES

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2017 18:56:59 No.31936252 Report

Quoted By:

>>31935546
Nah, that anon is normal enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 00:57:56 No.31936252,1 Report Delete

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Gardevoir is the same as any other fictional humanoid non-human character. Not a furry. No features of any kind were borrowed from animals. Gardevoir is pretty similar to a human.
Gardevoir would probably be smarter than a human on average, too, so if anything it would be weird for her to be in the submissive position of a trainer's pokemon. Can a human consent to a Gardevoir?

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