>be me
>decide to champ for showderp
>do it in ubers since Im better at it than OU
>champing account is at about 1200 ELO, so I figured I'd see a couple retards, but nothing too bad
>little did I know that I would be blessed with the literal embodiment of memes and ELO shitters himself
>join a game
>opponent's name is "Kevin49"
>I have Mega Mence, Yveltal, Kyogre, Alomomola, Wewtwo (mewtwo with only metronome for attacking), and Psychicceus
>he has Arceus, Mega Mence, Giratina, Lugia, Ho-Oh, and Primal Groudon
>pretty standard for 1200, not a good team but the mons themselves are viable
>he leads mega mence, I lead wewtwo
>jokingly say "ice beam here" in chat
>click metronome
>wew v3.5 used Metronome! Waggling a finger let it use Guillotine! The opposing Salamence lost 100% of its health!
>wew.png
>but little did I know the memes were only just beginning
>he goes into arceus, I switch into yveltal
>on my switch-in turn, he uses sandstorm
>sandstorm arceus
>he then uses stealth rock and roar
>sandstorm SR roar arceus
>phases into my psychicceus, I extreme speed
>rocky helmet
>rocky helmet sandstorm SR roar arceus
>someone asks "is this really happening?"
>no on expects him to reply, but then
>Kevin49: Yes.
>Kevin49: I HAVE NO BANNANAS!!!!
>literally what the fuck
>he goes into Lugia and tries to toxic stall
>the classic "sandstorm multiscale Lugia" strategy
>he roars immedietely after toxic, someone forgot to tell him that toxic resets after switching out
>Kevin49: DIE!!!!!!!
>audibly laughing at how much of a living meme this man is
