>>31958318Here it is:
"Hey May!" Brendan exclaimed as he dashed up to May, running through the yellow fields as he then stopped upon sniffing the air. "I figured that... whoa. You smell that?"
May blushed as she could tell that this would end up awkward, which is what most of her confrontations ended up being. "Err... the meadow is quite ripe with, uh, weird stenches... don't you think?"
"Well... I guess so." Brendan shrugged as he smiled, apparently not offended by the stink that was May's flatulence. "Anyway, I saw you come down here, so I was wondering what you were-"
May farted a big bassy fart, freezing in fright as she felt her white dress lifted up from the back. Brendan gasped as he didn't know exactly how to react to this predicament as Torchic giggled from within her Pokéball.
"Wow... I never knew a girl could fart so powerful like that!" Brendan exclaimed as he dashed up to May, quite impressed with her gas burst as opposed to staying shocked. "It's nice to know that your body is healthy enough to let out that monster from your pocket!"
"B-Brendan!" May blurted in embarrassment as her blush got redder, letting out another fart unintentionally. "This... shouldn't be happening. Why do I feel so... farty?"
"That's a funny word! Normally you just say you're gassy." Brendan explained as he began bouncing around, energetic as ever. "But hey, farts help out nature, and it keeps us in good shape! I'm grateful for it, because it lets me have more delicious Mauville Ramen in my tummy! Speaking of which, let's go eat some!"
"No, Brendan, this isn't the time-" May didn't finish, being grabbed by Brendan from the arm as they dashed through the garden, much to May's dismay as she farted all the way, with Brendan smiling the whole time.
