Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. My stomach feels so awful. Uuuuuuunnnnnngh... I shouldn't have eaten that Shiny Remoraid. *pffffrrrt* Oh my. My tummy is acting up. Bleeegh. This day has just been awful. I don't know what's wrong with me. This just keeps getting worse and wo- *PFFT* My, my. I need help. But I don't know anyone who can *braaap* help me. It's the end for me. I don't have any friends. I don't- *prrrtt* I don't know what to do. I think I'm just going to lay down.

>2 seconds later
Argh! It just won't end. My stomach seems to have a mind of its own. I- I- oh no... Why do I feel like something terrible is about to happen? Hnnnnnnnnnnngh... Arrrrrrrrrgh... Ugh! No. No... NO!!! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *KABOOM*

And that is how the Pokémon world ended...