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Pokemon is OVER

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 00:50:21 No.32017794 View View Reply Original Report

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>Nintenbros will defend this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 00:59:26 No.32017795 Report

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>>32017794
Starters then
>this Pokemon has a seed planted on its back from birth. The seed sprouts and grows with the Pokemon

Starters now
>this Pokemon is frivolous and hardworking and it trains hard to be a popstar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:10:03 No.32017796 Report

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>>32017795
>>this Pokemon is frivolous and hardworking and it trains hard to be a popstar
Can we blame Masuda for Pokemon's demise?
Seriously who the fuck put the music guy in charge?
Explains why everything after Gen 2 is fucky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:10:52 No.32017797 Report

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>>32017794
I like waifumons. They look pretty

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:14:04 No.32017798 Report

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>>32017795
>this Pokemon is frivolous and hardworking and it trains hard to be a popstar
Reminds me of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:16:01 No.32017799 Report

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>>32017797
Degenerate
>>32017798
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:18:05 No.32017800 Report

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>>32017798
>no physical moves
>dragon dance
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:28:13 No.32017801 Report

Quoted By: >>32017806

wtf is 'nu-male' supposed to even mean in this context?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:31:01 No.32017802 Report

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>>32017794
Replace Nu-Male by edgelord and would be correct, also you can add tre previous gen too
>Serpent = Waifu
>Sealion = Edgelord
>Pig = Bara

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:32:22 No.32017803 Report

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>>32017794
>Greninja
>nu-male
Whoever made this was trying too hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:33:06 No.32017804 Report

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>>32017802
>snake based on french king
>nothing feminine about its appearance
>waifu
haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:34:56 No.32017805 Report

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>the same people who will condemn starters like delphox as "waifus" will also call people furry degenerates

Really makes you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:35:27 No.32017806 Report

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>>32017801
it's a way of insulting a man without making yourself look like a man-hating feminist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:36:18 No.32017807 Report

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>>32017796
Gen 3 was fine and had no obvious stinkers. Abilities also added variety.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:38:49 No.32017808 Report

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>>32017800
>not using Dragon Dance purely for the speed boost because Darkados's Sp. Atk is already maximum
Do you even play pokémon? Or are you a genwunner so far behind in the meta that they will never catch up?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:39:10 No.32017809 Report

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>>32017804
>nothing feminine about its appearance
Right, Serperior its as masculine as Gardevoir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:42:10 No.32017810 Report

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>>32017809
Cool fan art, Scalie.
Gas yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:44:07 No.32017811 Report

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>>32017810

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:47:22 No.32017812 Report

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>>32017794
>Waifu (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:47:32 No.32017813 Report

Quoted By: >>32017815

if you guys wanna fap to pokemon just post a thread on /b/

>>724844280

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:48:05 No.32017814 Report

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>>32017794

The owl thing looks cool. Better than Venusaur or Meganium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:48:35 No.32017815 Report

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>>32017813
whoops
>>>/b/724844280

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:49:41 No.32017816 Report

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>>32017810
is seviper useful now? I picked him in gen 5 and I was disappointed as fuck that this faggot has basically no moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:51:19 No.32017817 Report

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>>32017794
fuck off with the furry hating mentality

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:53:30 No.32017818 Report

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>>32017808
wtf are you talking about. None uses setup moves that only rise ONE stat bu ONE. That thing could have work presplit if everything though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:54:36 No.32017819 Report

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>>32017816
contrary is legal now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:57:08 No.32017820 Report

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>>32017817
Fuck off furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:58:24 No.32017821 Report

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>>32017816
>no moves

sure if you don't know how to use him. All you need is Glare, Coil and Giga Drain to be unstoppable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 01:58:39 No.32017822 Report

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>>32017797

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:02:16 No.32017823 Report

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>>32017820
kys weeb /v/ is majority furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:03:48 No.32017824 Report

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>>32017794
I don't know if this irony anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:05:14 No.32017825 Report

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>>32017820
>>32017823
This. Get used to it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:07:40 No.32017826 Report

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>>32017794
I don't hate all new pokemon, but why is Gen 1 the only gen to offer three interesting and not retarded starters?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:09:49 No.32017827 Report

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>>32017794

Primarina or whatever the fuck it's name is bothers me the most. It's just too...feminine. Even the fattest ugliest starter in the other gens could be "female" (Except maybe the pig) even if the ratio is really skewed the other ways. Yes that counts for Fagperior and whatever the fuck Cikorita is supposed to be.

But this thing is either drag queen or a mermaid. You can't twist this thing any other way. Same with the cat, that thing is obviously a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:11:12 No.32017828 Report

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>>32017794
>I chose both nu-males
HELP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:11:59 No.32017829 Report

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>>32017820
>implying you're not a furry yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:13:34 No.32017830 Report

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>>32017794
I picked the owl, and I don't give a fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:15:07 No.32017831 Report

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>>32017794
WTF DID YOU SAID ABOUT MAH NIGGA?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:15:08 No.32017832 Report

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>>32017827
There is nothing, and I mean literally nothing that could make Emboar, Empoleon or Samurott female. There is nothing wrong with Primerina looking female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:15:30 No.32017833 Report

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>>32017828
I chose waifu mon for this gen.
Last gen, I don't recall since I did a pure steel run via trading and transfer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:17:27 No.32017834 Report

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>>32017795
Starters then
>Let's the first form and make it bigger
Starters now
>Lets design them based on a theme to allow for more unique designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:17:56 No.32017835 Report

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>literally the best choices for both gens was bara mon
what the fuck happened?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:21:38 No.32017836 Report

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>expecting normal human beings to buy pokemon games regularly
Make the game for completionist/esport freaks, make the designs for degenerate furfags and you've basically appealed to 95% of Pokemon's regular salebase. Nintendo know what they're doing

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:27:22 No.32017837 Report

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>implying they don't all have appeal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:29:10 No.32017838 Report

Quoted By: >>32017839 >>32017917

dont want to go to /vp/ since that board is terrible

wanna nuzlocke for the first time, what game would you recommend? Leaning towards Emerald at the moment

Haven't played a pokemon game for well over a decade so it's essentially blind

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:32:17 No.32017839 Report

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>>32017838
I don't see the appeal of Nuzlocke. If you want to bog yourself down with arbitrary rules why not just reset the game every time you take a hit?

Bam instant impossible mode.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:34:22 No.32017840 Report

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>>32017805
>that image
oh my

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:36:33 No.32017841 Report

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>primarina fursuit
i like the idea of mermaid cosplay too much to discount this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:36:36 No.32017842 Report

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>>32017798
>Gyarados evo
>Loses both its types
>Becomes a special attacker for some reason
>Hyper Beam past gen 1
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:38:52 No.32017843 Report

Quoted By: >>32017847

>>32017832
>Feminine Pokemon
>75% male
That's fucked up.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:40:36 No.32017844 Report

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>>32017794
>fufrags have co-opted the bara label

i don't want to see furries i just want to see manly men. why have you done this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:43:24 No.32017845 Report

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>Pokémon then : fierce creatures, willing to kill to be the best
>Pokémon now : WE GOT FOAMZ!!!

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:46:48 No.32017846 Report

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>there are people that want to fuck virtual animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:47:45 No.32017847 Report

Quoted By: >>32017849 >>32017895

>>32017843
A feminine Pokemon being capable of being a male at all is fucked up. I have a male Gardevoir that I don't touch at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:51:25 No.32017848 Report

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>>32017794
I don't know about this "nu-Pokémon" autism I keep seeing, but starters have legitimately been complete garbage for the past three gens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 02:51:50 No.32017849 Report

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>>32017847
At least Gen IV tried to fix that with uh I forget his name the male Kirlia evo.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 03:02:19 No.32017850 Report

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>>32017794
You best not be talkin shit about Greninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 03:13:45 No.32017889 Report

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Thanks mods

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 03:14:33 No.32017895 Report

Quoted By: >>32017953

>>32017847
>t. a btfo balliofag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 03:18:11 No.32017917 Report

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>>32017838
>he seriously thinks /v/ is better than any other board
Even /trash/ is better than that shithole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 03:22:40 No.32017953 Report

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>>32017895
I hated Ballio, I'm saying that no one complained about Gardevoir despite it's ability to be male, but just becasue Primerina has a greater chance she is somehow terrible.

>>32017849
I can still have a male Gardevoir if I don't use a Dawn stone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 04:40:22 No.32018448 Report

Quoted By: >>32018457

Can someone explain to me what the fuck Nu-male even is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 04:42:07 No.32018457 Report

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>>32018448
Typically a man who is guilty of their own gender and believes that they owe everything to women. AKA, absolutely nothing to do with decidueye and is used as a buzzword 99% of the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2017 04:59:55 No.32018551 Report

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>>32017795
It makes sense for Pokemon to evolve towards more human-like characteristics since they're so integrated in human society IMO.

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