I want to strangle every single person who puts shitmons on wonder trade. I want them to feel the highest amount of pain physically possible for a human to experience. I want to cut their shitty level 7 Slowpoke into itty bitty tiny fucking pieces and slather them in the gore while beating them in the face with a cactus.

DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS ROACHES? You are a disgrace to this fucking planet. Who the fuck does this? "HURR FUCKING DURR I'LL JUST FUCKING CATCH FIFTY LEVEL 5 MEOWTH TO PUT ON WONDERTRADE EVEN THOUGH BREEDING A RARE POKEMON IS TWICE AS FAST AND DOESN'T MAKE GOD PUT ME ON HIS SHITLIST" You absolute fucks. I hope you fucking die. You are a waste. I hope you like that perfect IV Feebas with egg moves while your dream girl moans to me slapping her ass to a two-by-four. YOU SHIT SLURPING CUM GOBBLING FUCKING CUNTS. FUCK.